Biggest Sexual Regret
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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I had large white heron staying round my house for the night. He seemed civil enough.
But when I knocked on the guest room door, I found him rubbing one out to a framed picture of my mum.
And that was my big guest sexual egret.
Apologies for, well, existing, I suppose.
( , Fri 9 Dec 2011, 19:41, 7 replies)
But when I knocked on the guest room door, I found him rubbing one out to a framed picture of my mum.
And that was my big guest sexual egret.
Apologies for, well, existing, I suppose.
( , Fri 9 Dec 2011, 19:41, 7 replies)
Meh, leave me be. I've already used all my sexual regrets for other QOTWs.
I'm a nerd, you see. Therefore, for a sexual experience to be actually regrettable (As in, I wish I hadn't done it), it has to be pretty fricking bad. Roll over and find a hippo? If she's not got a vestigial tail and 70% body hair coverage, it's still a win.
( , Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:50, closed)
I'm a nerd, you see. Therefore, for a sexual experience to be actually regrettable (As in, I wish I hadn't done it), it has to be pretty fricking bad. Roll over and find a hippo? If she's not got a vestigial tail and 70% body hair coverage, it's still a win.
( , Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:50, closed)
At least he didn't fly into your kitchen and make a mess of your pots and pans.
( , Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:28, closed)
( , Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:28, closed)
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