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Shit Stories: Part Number Two
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Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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I learned a lot about this through experience

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crackhouseceilidhband A handful of hopeful words, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:45,
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Gulp
I prefer the Stool Bristol Chart myself.
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PJM Per effluvia, ad astra, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:48,
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!
At last - something useful to replace the 801.11 map at work. "Clicks"
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3in7 wasting the day away, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:49,
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Some of these are song lyrics in waiting, I'm sure of it
And it seems to me,
that you slid your way,
like a sausage or a snake,
oozing past my sphincter, smooth and soft.
You were sausage shaped but lumpy,
(hard to pass),
Your handle curled out long before
Your aroma ever did.
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Fireflier is pondering a return to Scotland. Jobs going?, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:59,
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^
that's... beautiful...
*leaves flowery tributes by roadside*
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crackhouseceilidhband A handful of hopeful words, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:00,
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fab!
I'm still laughing!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) decunted the apostrophe from its fuck, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:22,
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But which one...
Is the Perfect Poo?
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Lucy Van Pelt, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:45,
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Bristol Tally
My step-brother placed this up on the door of the toilet at his house with a tally chart so you could mark off you Type. Left it there for a good year. Interesting results, far too much fiber in his diet.
Whenever you got a Type 4 a small celebration would occur as you informed everyone else in the house.
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Ben..., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:46,
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Indeed - I believe
that Type 4 is meant to be teh best.
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crackhouseceilidhband A handful of hopeful words, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:47,
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Type 4
Often needs a lot of wiping though...
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Kaol is going to explode the world on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:13,
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*sadly puts down Hershey bar*
Well, so much for my appetite for chocolate. It was hard enough reading about it, but seeing images is another story.
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AlfishKK, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 21:31,
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Ah, yes, but what do you think of...
... this?

we keep a poster of this in the office for a laugh. oh silly gastroenterologists...
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ohnonotagain, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 3:50,
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