As a child...
We used to smear dog shit on the under-side of people's car door handles with a lollipop stick while they were in the shop buying something.

Imagine their suprise, and our hysterics, when they returned to their car.
( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:11, closed)

I love this!!
As an adult I piss on the door handles of cars of people I don't like.

You can tell I'm a grown up as I don't attack indiscriminately, and only do this while drunk:)
(where_have_all_the_gnomes_gone, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:32, )

Mayonaise

works particularly well, especially in the hot sun.
(NakedApe is not damned or dirty, maybe a little dirty, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:16, )

My uncle and his mates
put dog shit on a drawing pin on the gate latch of the local council warden, because he kept confiscating their footballs.
( finnbar The king of the potato people won't let me, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:25, )