Having lived in Leicester, city of a million traffic lights
Me and my friends invented a game whereby you got three points if you went through on green and one if you managed to squeeze through on amber, but you lost five points if you were forced to stop at a red. My friend's house was about a mile away from mine, which meant that I had 21 sets of lights to navigate. Anything above 20 points was a proper victory.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:45, 4 replies)

I like this and will click accordingly, but I'm fucking glad I don't play this game...

I am a cocking 'red traffic light' magnet. It is just a few short miles between where I work and my flakelets' schools. I reckon most days I would score about -8trillion points :(
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 13:02, closed)

You should suggest mini roundabouts for 'and Leicester' and then sit back and enjoy the uproar.
Happened in my home town and 30 years later people much prefer mini roundabouts and to suggest traffic lights would result in uproar. Funny ole fucking world.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:16, closed)

Was this in a honda accord?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:18, closed)

Nah, my trusty old Polo
...which was hilarious when the clutch went and I had to try and navigate said traffic light nightmare without changing gears or stopping
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 16:59, closed)