Left 100 - Fire for Effect
When I was in the Army Reserve my best friend, who was also a reservist, was getting married and we had his stag and hen (we call them stag and doe in the great white North) at the Armoury. After a considerable amount of alcohol had been consumed, friend decided to retire to the kitchen, which was on the second floor with a window overlooking the parking lot. I went to make sure he was okay, and as I walked in he said, "Smudge - I'm gonna puke!". He leaned out of the window and vomited heroically - all over the Battery Commander's car, which was parked directly under the window. I quickly rounded up a couple of the lads, got out the hose and sprayed the car down thoroughly before the BC came out. He must have wondered why his car was dripping wet when it was a beautiful summer night with nary a cloud in the sky, but he never asked - and we weren't about to tell him.
(Smudge the Demon, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 1:25, Reply)