The posh.
A few years ago I had the lovely fortune of working for a very posh socialite type woman... She'd decided to borrow from mummy and set up this business as she was bored of travelling about the world.

She was a brilliant character though and some of the general things she did were quite amazing. But the cream of the toast was when she told me about her car.

Every week or so it was costing her a fortune, it was always in the garage and her boyfriend didn't like her constantly having to borrow his car.

I digress - I finally find out why this is happening, it had a small radiator leak but for some reason unknown to me it was never fixed, but rather than manually keeping an eye on the water level and toppping up once a week or what ever, she was running it dry and then taking it to the garage. I showed her how to top it up and couldnt beleive I knew how do it.

it kept that garage afloat I swear.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:04, 8 replies)

Cream of the toast?

( Peej, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:06, closed)

Crop of the town!

(Sloppy Giuseppe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:15, closed)

not the sharpest star in the sky.

(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:27, closed)

the early bird gets two in the bush
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:31, closed)

Sounds like the garage was taking her for a ride.

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:37, closed)

Mechanics in 'money grabbing unethical pricks' SHOCKER!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 19:33, closed)

definitely more money than sense

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:57, closed)

There is a mechanic nearby
definitely NOT saying "Cheers!" to you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:05, closed)