Will somebody please...
...dare me to do something crazy so that I've got a good story for this qotw?
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:52, closed)

I dare you to...
...eat your own head.

Crazy enough?
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 21:54, closed)

Walk around for a day...
IN YOUR PANTS
(abignumber, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 22:04, closed)

Phone BT...
...and ask for something reasonable.

That'll send you crazy, at least...
( rydonabike I'm not unthinking everyone of nothing...., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 22:23, closed)

How about
Running through the streets of Derby naked, but for a small rose shoved in between your arse cheeks?
( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 22:36, closed)

Sign up
To Virgin media
( Kingdom Oblivion Had a weird dream at, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 22:40, closed)

All right
I dare you to slap the next person to knock on your front door.

As hard as you can. Then say "Can I help you?" as if nothing had happened.

That would make one hell of a QOTW answer
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 22:55, closed)

*Looks up*
Change your name to Kate Nash.
( Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 23:04, closed)

I dare you
to take a poo in an open public place.
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 23:08, closed)

Insert a lit cigarette
Into your penis hole.
(Newnab is having a busier than expected summer, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 23:32, closed)

I dare you...
To bribe a royal with a sex and drugs scandal.

Or show your willy to your best mates mum.
(Strangelady last didn't have sex on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 0:06, closed)

Dares.
How about something doable then.

There's loads of people on youtube doing some really really stupid stuff.

Add to it. I dare you to do something embarrassing and/or stupid to yourself on video, and post it to youtube for everyone to see.

Crack an egg over your head. Make a long speech about how much you fancy Anne Widdecombe. Draw on your face with a permanent marker. Something like that

Film it and put it on youtube. :P
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 2:50, closed)

I dare you...
to post something in the QOTW in a desparate plea for attention...

oh...
(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:20, closed)

...walk into a local indian takeaway
with a broken alarm clock cellotaped to some cigars with some loose wire hanging off it asking them to fix it as "they are good with these kind of things".
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:57, closed)

Bluffboy...
It was more an attempt to make people laugh than a cry for attention... oh well, I guess you didn't click? Shit, that's my week ruined.
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:31, closed)

hahaha!
What Jeccy said ^^
( scoshi can't stop listening to Eisbrecher, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:52, closed)

Eat a spoonful
of cinnamon then wash it down with Tesco Value Vodka.
(SurferRosa causing the lamentation of the womenfolk since, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:29, closed)

nutmeg
it's nutmeg that makes you hallucinate, not cinnamon!
(loki lie smith kiss me til I'm in a coma, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 4:47, closed)

In time for Christmas
Go to Tesco's, spend £5 on Value Custard Creams and eat them all. Write a blog about it. That is all.
(lardaholics anonymous, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 16:55, closed)