You know that some people believe...
...that the world is billions of years old, we are just one of many galaxy's floating in a seemingly infinite saddle shaped universe, and that time is actually relevant to gravitational fields. They also believe that there are these mythical beasts called 'dinosaurs' that roamed the earth. They base this all on silly things like facts and scientific proof, really.... beggars belief....

We all know that the earth was created in 7 days by bearded guy in hat 15,000 years ago. And that his son, another beardy git, was nailed to some 2' x 4' to save us all from a life of sin.
(Carpet Scoot writing you from the god fearing US state of NC, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:14, 11 replies)

I heard Jesus was clean shaven
get your head ROUND THAT
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:18, closed)

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/jesus.jpg
The internet never lies...
(Carpet Scoot writing you from the god fearing US state of NC, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:30, closed)

fucking hell, how ignorant are you?
It's just over 6,000 years
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Ussher
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:27, closed)

Narf....Who needs maths when you have religion

(Carpet Scoot writing you from the god fearing US state of NC, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:36, closed)

*ahem*
Created the world in six days and took Sunday off.

Of course, by this logic he'd have to create 87.6 unique species of animal every second for the entire 6 days, not counting making all the other stuff too
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:42, closed)

Took Saturday off
The Jewish Sabbath is on Saturday. Christian worship most often happens on Sunday because of the Resurrection of Jesus.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 0:10, closed)

Sundaywas voted in as the day of rest in 1500's by the church....

(Carpet Scoot writing you from the god fearing US state of NC, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 0:07, closed)

A hat?
Heretic! It was a cap.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 18:20, closed)

I was always led to believe....
It was a beret
( snee held his breath since, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 12:07, closed)

Oi!
I'll have you know that it was roughly squared baulk timber. Approximately 8" by 8".

The references to 2x4" planed timber were added to the bible in the 352AD "Sons of the Jews" edition. Later edited by the Magisterium Falsus Illuminati of the 1400s which stipulated less expensive chipboard.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:53, closed)

Have you also heard of...
... the "Green Peace" edition by Brad, that suggested Jesus was forced to construct his own cross from paper mulch and compost. This being due to the Jewish legislation on global warming and recycling.
(Carpet Scoot writing you from the god fearing US state of NC, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 20:18, closed)