Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Similar experience,but substitute "the office" for the black comedy film "Heathers"
At this training day the course leader starts with the breaking ice / getting to know each other question "you win the lottery but find out you will be dea within a week, what do you do?"
People start off talking about all the charities they are going to start with this money ("you're beautiful") and with the ongoing one upmanship it starts to get daft; people i know spend all their free time getting drunk and swearing at waiters in curryhouses giving this spiel about saving the world single handedly. So being reminded of the lunchtime poll topic at the start of "Heathers" i decided to answer the question by saying "hi i'm Champagnerocker from joe bloggs secondary school, if i won the lottery i would buy lots of big guns and bring the to work so that everyone else died before me."
Nobody wanteed to do group work with me on that course.
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