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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.

(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Another ignorant teacher
Aged about 9, asked to name a creature that lives in a tree - 'A flying fox!'
I'd read about these very large bats in the family encyclopedia the evening before and was full of information about them.

No, the teacher said, foxes don't fly! and when I protested that a flying fox was actually a bat, she said 'You said 'fox', not 'bat'!'

Mrs Bosworth, I spit on your grave.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:18, 7 replies)
A flying fox
is also a type of fish.

/nerd
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:21, closed)
Could've had that for the next week's 'Creatures That Live In Water' quiz too then
ah well
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:23, closed)
and the following week's
"Fun adventure park activities"
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:05, closed)
this reminds me of mrs o'connor
who informed an 8yr old me that no word could possibly have three consonants in a row.

biTCH.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:18, closed)
you realise
that phonetically, bitch only has two consonants. /bɪtʃ/

Try fifths (3) or sixths (4). There aren't as many as you think. Most example I can think of are compound words, or at least at morphemic boundaries. Eg watchman.

Complex consonantal structures are a feature of Germanic languages. English had many simplified with the Norman invasion; the romantic tongues tending towards VCV or CVCV structures, and our Norman overlords couldn't pronounce them properly (think of words like knight). One of the reasons English spelling is so fucked up.
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:43, closed)
Latchstring
Is my favourite multiple-consonant word. In fact, I've got a stiffy just thinking about it.
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:04, closed)
the brain is a funny thing
str is pretty common initial consonantal cluster. /spl/ as well. And I just came across glimpsed and angsts although these both have morphemes attached to lengthen the clusters.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:16, closed)

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