Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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GorrieGorrie is genuinely thick. a sound guy but a brain full of mince.
when Beowulf came out in the cinema he asked "who would want go and see a film about a beetle the size of a wolf?"
when our mate craig was trying to get a job on an oil rig he asked craig "how do you get out to the oil rig"
"by helicopter" craig answered
"so the helicopter drops you at the submarine?"
"what submarine?"
"the submarine to get on the oil rig."
"no the helicopter takes you to the oil rig."
"so does the submarine take you to the helicopter?"
"Gorrie, where the fuck are you gettin this submarine from mate, there is no fuckin submarine ya spastic"
and then came the immortal gorrie line
"here fuckin, just leave me alone, see the ocean and all that pish, i dont have a fuckin scooby awrite?"
the ocean and all that pish.
sadly gorrie got a bird who doesnt let him hang about with us anymore so we are now deprived of such wisdom.
RIP ross gorrie. legend.
(, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:17, Reply)
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