People with Stupid NamesThere are hundreds of unfortunate people out there with silly names desparately coping with the evil their parents perpetrated upon them at birth.
So far, I've met a woman called Rusty Tharp, a child health consultant called Peter Files and have the business card for "Fab Boolaky" on my desk.
We'd like you to tell us about the people you've met or work with that have silly, inappropriate or frankly wierd names.
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chthonic, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 10:54)
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.I knew a bloke called Phineas Anthony De Thornley Head III when I was at uni. Worth a shout just for the sheer implausable poshness of it. Nice bloke though.
Also knew a man called John Thomas at uni. Chortle.
I worked for a stupid large insurance company a while back. We had access to the phone numbers of all the non-ex-directory people in the uk through a cunning little program called BT Phone disc. Some of the highlights were:
Mr T Fucken of Aberdeen
The hundreds of Mr & Mrs Cuntis, Cuntas &
Cunto.
My fave, however, was Countess Labia. Must have been a deed pol jobby.
Knew someone in my dodgy metal phase as who changed his name to Dan Death. Hmm.
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