People with Stupid NamesThere are hundreds of unfortunate people out there with silly names desparately coping with the evil their parents perpetrated upon them at birth.
So far, I've met a woman called Rusty Tharp, a child health consultant called Peter Files and have the business card for "Fab Boolaky" on my desk.
We'd like you to tell us about the people you've met or work with that have silly, inappropriate or frankly wierd names.
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chthonic, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 10:54)
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Just a few...In my youth, I used to work for the Department of Stealth and Total Obscurity as a benefits clerk and came across a few gooduns;
Justin Tyme
William Williams
John Johns
Hay Hay
Fanny Lo*
I was always fascinated by anyone in the Death family, but my favourite, by a country mile is the fantastic;
Maida Lipshitz
Which always had me in tears when I had to say her name.
On a similar vein, we once had a Mr. Fuck in the public counter for a change of name...
* Funnier when you realise that casepapers always have surname/firstname, so she was printed as 'Lo Fanny'
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 12:16,
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