my family had a summer holiday trip to queensland when I was a kid
two days of sweating in the backseat of the car while my dad listened to the cricket on the car radio, with no air con, fighting with my brothers. In some hills near the state border the caravan we were towing flipped over and smashed to pieces on the road. My dad bought a tent. Two days after arriving queensland was struck by terrible flooding. Our tent was almost submerged and the caravan park was a lake. We stayed with another family in the toilet block, the only dry ground. I got stung by a jellyfish while on my surfmat (basically an air matress in the days before boogie boards) and it was like I'd been whipped. We couldn't leave because the roads were flooded. I did get a plastic ruler with photos of the Big Pineapple on it, so the holiday wasn't a total write-off
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 10:53, 3 replies)

Australia isn't really fit for human habitation.
It's the southern hemisphere's answer to Scotland.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 11:32, closed)

Ahh, FNQ
"Beautiful one, perfect the next..."
(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 11:57, closed)

This thread is useless without pictures
of the ruler with the pineapple on it.
(speedevil, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 20:16, closed)