Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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had that one from our two year old.Mum drops something.
"oh fuck" says the sprog.
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Aye.Eldest, then aged almost 3, observes my exasperation with his younger brother: (whispering) "Daddy, you should say 'fucking hell' to him".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:37,
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They are always listening, learning and able to copy you at the most embarrassing moments.And worst of all. In all innocence they will repeat it to the prim and proper lady in the local shop, or important official people at the health centre. And of course they will make nanny fountain tea from her mouth like a garden sprinkler.
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my amazing daughter (13 next month)apparently disembarked her father's car, aged five, and knocked off her Burger King crown. first words out of her mouth? 'Oh, for fucks sake'.
Apparently he couldn't even tell her off he was giggling so hard.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 22:24,
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You can't stop yourself laughing.anyway, it's completely my fault.
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