TactlessAs grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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it was all going so well...My friends used to call me tactless, I think this was based on a few silly choices I made, usually with hilarious consequences, here's a short list of some of the more memorable ones, In no particular order:
Deciding to attack my hot Russian girlfriend was a bad idea, as well as declaring 'war' on the US folk living upstairs. Both of these could substantially outproduce Me. I guess I wasn't aware of the fact that they had really good friends in Britain and they could not sit and watch them be destroyed by Me.
I once (probably while drunk, I forget) assumed personal operational command of the German armed forces (I knew someone who's brother had some spare keys) and did not know how to develop effective tactics and strategies. Examples abound: Going on a Stag do in Stalingrad instead of Moscow, failing to follow through with the gap year in Britain, the development of the Me 262 as a bomber (what was I thinking?!), setting Panzer and infantry rally points hundreds of miles behind enemy lines, failing to divert sufficient troops to Rommel in North Africa, and failing to mop up the BEF at Dunkirk. But I guess I was young eh?
I moved in with an Italian bird. I knew the Japanese family down the road would've made more sense as they lived right next to the Soviet Union Bar & Grill, but Italy had hotter legs. I now know this was based on ideology, not on shared interests. I had a few flings with the likes of a busty Hungarian girl and a pair of Romanian twins, but these were probably re-bound alliances.
My finest hilarious moment though was probably in 1941. At the start of the year it was all going great, Booze, women, new Job, new Flat, but by the end of the year I'd thrown it all away. I got relatively wasted one bank holiday weekend and attacked my Soviet girlfriend and 'declared war' on the U.S. (their words, not mine) folk living upstairs. I had a miserable December spent reacting to events - which was a huge disadvantage. 1942 became the 'make or break' year for Me, and after losing my wallet in Stalingrad, I was only able to prolong the inevitable war - not win it or 'even negotiate a tolerable peace treaty' as my Dad had told me to do.
Talk about tactless...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:36,
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i betyou were really clever at school.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:10,
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i was neither...and yet both at the same time.... sniff...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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I'm really sorry, but none of your posts make any sense.
I read, then I reread, then I reread slowly, yet I still don't have a clue what you're banging on about!
Might just be me, but I find them ubnreadable nonsense, sorry.
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user_names_suck, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:06,
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i think it might just be you...sorry.
p.s this one was about hitler...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 9:33,
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nope it's not just him
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No,it's not just you.
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well....etc etc...
seriously, all of them?! even the bendy buses one?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:59,
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All of them this week so far any way.Haven't the energy to search out all your stories and check, and I'm just not that mean. But I've definately noticed a lack in coherence this week.
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user_names_suck, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:56,
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phew, that's ok then.my 'stories' this week have been pretty poor to be fair. for some reason i feel i must include something each week, even if what i have isn't too great.
i shall now go away and think about what i've done.
ta.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:20,
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oh and my picture of god burning the earth......that one must be ok?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:21,
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