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As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?

(, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Starting young
One of my earliest coherent memories (actual events rather than vague images) was when I was about three, almost four years old. My family and I were at the airport, on one of the taxi-buses that ferries you to the aircraft, bound for the sunnier climes of Skiathos.

On the short ride across the tarmac, stretching to look out the window, I saw a large plane which was missing the cockpit/nose portion exposing the inside of the fuselage.

I turned to my parents and asked "Mummy, Daddy, HAS THAT PLANE CRASHED??"

I received a quick "Shhhh!" from my parents as a few people giggled and the majority went deathly silent.

I do feel the need to apologise to those of nervous dispositions who were on my flight that day in case I caused them any unnecessary worry.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)

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