Bumper sticker editing
I don't know about the UK, but in the US we have folks that will defile their cars with bumper stickers with all sorts of, ahem, witticisms, or proclamations of "self".

Well, my brother and I were working in a warehouse with lots of little white labels and a sharpie. A lady who worked there had a bumper sticker that said something like "I *heart* my Doberman Pinscher" (or something like that - it looked like this images2.cafepress.com/product/30800282v1_480x480_Front.jpg)

Anyhow, we took the sharpie (a black marker) and the white labels and proceeded to write words like "screw", "fellate", "suck off" "sodomize" "lick" "hump", etc. on the labels and then cover the heart on her bumper sticker. We did this to many and sundry, but I still smile when I think that this lady was proudly telling the world that she raped her doberman for over three months.

PS: when she found out we were both accused, but having grown up with him as a brother, I learned how to keep a straight face and injured reaction.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:46, 10 replies)

Okay.







Why?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:49, closed)

Guess you had to be there.

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:05, closed)

Ah yes
the phrase that signals the end of any successful and broadly appealing anecdote.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:32, closed)

It seemed the apt response to your post.
Or I suppose you could use your imagination....
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:17, closed)

Fuck off...
...Sticking It To The Woman is next week

;)
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:58, closed)

Ah...
...so you're one of those 'do it by the calendar' types?
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:26, closed)

A bit like my wife
..
( bane, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:41, closed)

Mine has Jan. 2, 2011 scheduled. Score for me!

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:43, closed)

nah...
that is the day she's leaving you
( Sallyrsm, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:24, closed)

For me.
.
(3_on_a_meathook has room for one more., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:35, closed)