The most cash I've ever carriedThere's nothing like carrying large amounts of cash to make yourself feel simultaneously like a lottery winner and an obvious target.
A friend went to buy a car for ten grand, panicked and stuffed it down his pants for safety. It was all a bit smelly by the time he got there and he had to search around for some of it...
Tell us the story behind the most cash you've ever carried.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 10:39)
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LSD makes you think funnyOnce at the end of an evening of tripping my tits off on some rather strong acid, I headed home by taxi and had to stop for cash on the way. I used all my cards and withdrew about £1200 from the machine, whilst smiling to myself happy that I now had lots of paper tokens which I could exchange for any goods or services I might require before going to bed.
On arriving home I paid for the taxi, headed upstairs and after half an hour of watching TV retired for the night with all my "tokens" still in my pockets. Plus I still had my mate's front door keys, because keys are objects of power and I'd forgotten he might need them in the morning. I am only grateful I didn't think to stop at a supermarket.
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wangmaster2000, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 11:14,
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