"As you're eating dinner together, say something X-rated like, 'See how I'm devouring this piece of meat? That's how I'm going to devour you.'"
Then, later, during oral sex, pause and say, "OM NOM NOM NOM."
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:45, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Keep a spray bottle filled with ice water next to the bed, and give each other a strategic spritz to extend the encounter... Aim for the nerve-packed, thin-skinned areas on each other's body, such as the nipples.
Truth be known, ending up in an icy cold bed drenched not with sweat sounds distinctly unappealing.

Really want to surprise your partner? A half-melted ice cube inserted into an orifice in the nether regions will certainly do it, regardless of gender. And it's a lot less obvious than a spray bottle.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)

knob shaped ice logs any one?

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)