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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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This is a QotW answer Waiting at a pedestrian crossing?
Try pressing the fucking button rather than just staring at traffic.
I mean really, it's hardly new fucking technology is it you dumb fucks?

Also when I turn up and actually press the button, don't stare at me like I'm sacrificing a fucking chicken to the god of road crossing!

You dumb fucks.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I never press the button if I can help it
If I can cross the road safely without bothering the traffic, all the better.

People who press the button when they don't need to and skip straight across the empty road, leaving one car (me) to stop a while later at the red light need shooting, after several hours of light, recreational torture on acid.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Worse still ....
.... are the OCD knobends who can't walk past a pedestrian crossing without pressing the button even when they've no intention of crossing the road.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 15:32, Reply)
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Or who press the button then walk across the road without waiting for the cross signal.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 20:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Or the bastards
who press the button, cross over and then cross back out of what I assume is just idiot stupidity, meaning that you can't drive on the flashing amber bit and just have to wait for the idiot to get out of the way!
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 17:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ^^
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(, Tue 26 May 2009, 0:50, Reply)

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