Stolen from sickipedia, but good nevertheless
Tip for breast men: when shopping in the supermarket, miss out the first aisle so as to be going against the flow.

Arse men should follow the usual route.
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:16, Reply)

There must be a few of these
If you like plastics: go to the cosmetics aisle
Yummy mummies: nappies
Single, depressed porkers: ice cream
Geeks: computer games
Smart: magazines and puzzle books
Well-off: deli counter

Any more?
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 6:15, Reply)

stupid chavs
Asda
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:44, Reply)

or netto in Blackburn!

(Kip has made it into the QOTW Fail Archive, Yay!, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Beastiality
Pet food section.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Paedophile?
Mothercare.
(Theophilous Thunderwulf needs a better camera, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:58, Reply)

and milky tits.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Sadly
there's no branch of Milky Tits where I live. It sounds great.
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 8:44, Reply)

I'm just off to do the shopping now.
I shall do this.
(WillI'mNot always reads QOTW replies 4 days late, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:16, Reply)