Back in the day my parents used to go to Glastonbury too
So there I was, tripping balls, with my mum waiting outside the tent. It's testament to my massive reserves of self-control that I was able extricate myself from the situation before she cottoned on to what was really going on.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 17:49, 1 reply)

Alt: your mum isn't as daft as you think?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 8:49, closed)

God. Let's hope she is.
Imagine the crushing disappointment if she's not thick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:34, closed)

Actually I'm fairly sure she knew what was going on
Other times she's clocked that one of my friends has taken something before I have
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:49, closed)

Or maybe she was high as a kite, too?
I'm sensing a lot of opportunities to mess with my kids' heads, when they're older.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 11:11, closed)