Trolling real life through the power of annoying music
When on public transport, or being dragged round the shops by the missus, to deal with the inevitable stretches of boredom I occasionally start humming annoying tunes - the ones that are basically brain Aids; highly infectious, and impossible to get rid of once they've taken root. Songs such as Lady Gaga's 'Telephone' work particularly well - or 'It's a Small World' if I'm feeling particularly malicious.

Extra points if someone else starts humming/singing the same tune, then looks momentarily confused. Try it - the small sense of satisfaction you get from successfully infecting fellow passengers is almost outweighed by having to hear the songs over and over again, as they inevitably lodge in your brain for the next few hours
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:36, 16 replies)

I use
"I dream of jeanie"

That theme tune works very well.
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 25 May 2011, 0:50, closed)

POPPIN' BODDLES IN THE ICE, LIKE A BLIZZARD / WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT, GETTIN' SLIZZERED
SIPPIN' SIZZARD IN M'RIDE, IN M'RIDE LIKE THREE SIX / NOW I'M FEELIN' SO FLY LIKE A GEE SIX
LIKE A GEE SIX LIKE A GEE SIX NOW N-NOW N-NOW NOW I'M FEELIN' SO FLY LIKE A GEE SIX
LIKE A GEE SIX LIKE A GEE SIX NOW N-NOW N-NOW NOW I'M FEELIN' SO FLY LIKE A GEE SIX
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:11, closed)

Roll a D6
www.youtube.com/watch?v=54VJWHL2K3I
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:02, closed)

I picked up Cum on feel the noize from someone in this way a few days ago - its still lodged in my brain. Wouldnt mind so much, but I only know one line :\
(Freakmandu, Wed 25 May 2011, 4:36, closed)

Gurlz grab your boyz,
We get wild, wild, wild,
We get wild, wild, wild...

Hope this helps.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:02, closed)

The Reverse of this...
...is to annoy headphone users, by tapping along to the beat to a tune, which is obviously completely different to the one they are listening to. Works particularly well on the Tube...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Wed 25 May 2011, 7:57, closed)

I will occasionally whistle the first several notes to a well known tune in public restrooms, then stop
The tension is almost palpable as the person struggles not to finish what comes next.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:09, closed)

I've been humming "Never Gonna Give You Up" in the office lately

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:17, closed)

what with the warm weather and being over weight/fat/obesse
lardarse etc i tend to hum quite alot
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:24, closed)

I just can't seem to get this out of my head at the moment
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiS8YokFzeY
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:24, closed)

you bastard
thank fuck for my lightning-quick window-closing reflexes
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:17, closed)

*victory boogie*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:51, closed)

The Pink Panther can dislodge all earworms.
Either the rinkidink or the Henry Mancini.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:25, closed)

The theme from
The Great Escape... Is my personal favourite for this
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:24, closed)

I use
Strangers in the night for my ear worm needs
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:10, closed)

Musical memes are funny.
Final Countdown and I Am The One And Only are the two I've seen most.
Thankfully, I generally have something playing in my subconcious anyhow so am not affected much. I currently have a bit of Avril 14 looping, no idea why though.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:40, closed)