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BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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I don't know what amazes more,
you getting good food in China, or you feeling you had to mention your colleague's religion.

I can't spell for shit, but manage to teach English by taking a dictionary to class.
(, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 18:13, 2 replies)
His religion is pertinent to the story.
It would be the same if he was a drunk Scotsman screaming "FUCKING ENGLISH POOFS!" or a redneck American telling us why 'Merica is the GREATEST country IN THE WORLD, etc.
(, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:06, closed)
It's only pertinent to the story if you're racist.

(, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:29, closed)
Typical jew.

(, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:48, closed)
Scotchness and redneckism are religions?

(, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:34, closed)
Of course they are.
Do you think all that collective specious nonsense they believe is philosophy?
(, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:07, closed)
I always assumed Scotishness was genetic, like ginger hair or cystic fibrosis.

(, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 22:44, closed)
In the same way Jehovah's Witnesses are born daft

(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:46, closed)
Alien eggs?

(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 19:22, closed)
Am I missing something?
Very possible. But... some of the best food I've had in these [far too many] years has been in China. I'd go back just for that.
(, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 22:53, closed)
I'll give Chinese food hotpot, which is fantastic.
But, other than that, I've always found it to be oily gristle, bones, strange offal and arthropods. It's the literally swimming in grease bit that gets me.

I've always felt South East Asia wins in the food stakes.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:41, closed)
Depends the type of Chinese food I guess.
I love Xinjiang and Jiangsu food, but hate Sichuan and not fond of Cantonese.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 18:51, closed)
Which region leaves you most comfortable with your anti-Semitism?

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