Laurence Llewelyn Bowen
I found myself at the grand opening of a new Holiday Village in which Laurence Llewelyn Bowen was the special guest. During the day everyone had to be split into colour coded groups and given a guided tour.

When asked which group I was in I announced "oh, I'm in the red group", to which Laurence Llewelyn Bowen quipped "It's not RED it's CERISE".

I stared at him until the word TWAT shot violently to the forefront of my mind, ignored his twattish remark and proceeded to join the 'RED' group ready for the tour.
(ed-z, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:18, 6 replies)

Until I started painting Warhammer figures again I was genuinely unaware of what different shades of red look like
Crimson, for example, is almost nothing like red. Vermilion, now that's proper red.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:52, closed)

I see your point, but ...
It's not like the other groups I could have been in were Carmine, Carnelian or Sinopia. They were more like Azure, Malachite and Icterine.
(ed-z, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:12, closed)

Oh, I'm not denying LLB is a twat or anything
it was more of an aside about colours really
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:34, closed)

When I saw your post was titled 'Laurence Llewelyn Bowen'...

I had to take a double check that the title of the QotW was 'Twattery' and not 'Utter cunts'
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:23, closed)

Well you're obviously the twat...
...for not stabbing him in the face when you had the chance.
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:11, closed)

Cerise is not a colour
that one could mistake for red. It's fucking neon pink, Mr Clue-welly Bone. Pink.
( Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 21:55, closed)