Anyone who describes a man as "metrosexual"
I actually had the misfortune to work with the person credited with inventing this word*, and had to spend the entire time sitting on my hands to prevent myself from punching her in the face. It really winds me up - "heterosexual" means "opposite attraction", "homosexual" means "same attraction" but "metrosexual" means "they look after themselves" rather than "they fuck cities". It's just arse-clenchingly retarded. There are plently of words for a man who looks after himself already, like peacock, fancy dan, dandy, fop, mac daddy or coxcomb.

Don't even get me started on "chocaholic".

* and she was thick as absolute fuck, to boot
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:47, 13 replies)

Oh god chocoholic.
Or anything "oholic" other than alcoholic.

Stop it - just stop it, you fucking, fucking cunts.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:49, closed)

I'll have you know I used to drink two bottles of workahol a day!

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:56, closed)

what about
cockaholic?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:09, closed)

I'm successfully
managing my urges to consume workahol.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:23, closed)

A neighbour uses the term"Power nap" in all seriousness.
Silly bint.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:04, closed)

I thought it was people who ejaculated in the pages of a free newspaper, then left it on the train seat for someone else to find.
Just me that does that, then?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:32, closed)

not any more

(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:34, closed)

Good luck on finding something spaffworthy in the Metro!

Unless you have an unhealthy obsession with Boris Johnson, of course, in which case you have bigger problems to deal with...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:33, closed)

What can I say? Floppy-haired buffoons do it for me

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:51, closed)

Do they not still illustrate the financial pages with models in lingerie at the drop of a hat?
I don't tend to pick it up these days but it used to be that you could guarantee any time there was a story in the business pages about M&S, they would paster a big picture of a model in M&S's new underwear range above it, ditto for girls in bikinis if it was Thomas Cook, etc. etc.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:22, closed)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:27, closed)

Given the damage The Cuts are doing to our inner cities does this mean that David Cameron is a metrosexual?
Liddlebiddapollydickstherela'iesangenullmen.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:17, closed)

This amused me
once I figured out that "The Cuts" didn't refer to an indie band I'd not heard of
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:18, closed)