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Urban legends from around your way, suggests top contributor Spanishfly. So tell us of your local legends and myths.

(, Sun 8 Jan 2017, 17:30)

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Screw Job Bob - Local Legend
A bit pathetic, this one...

Back in the mid-80s I was driving my girlfriend home and we were stopped at a light.

She points to a man across the intersection and says, "Oh, there's Screw-Job Bob."

I asked about the unusual nickname and she explained that he had a mild mental disability from a car accident and lived on the proceeds from an insurance settlement. He constantly chatted up (what he thought were) impressionable schoolgirls (15-18 range) hoping to score. They, in turn, tried to talk him into purchasing them some alcohol, after which they could ditch him. The running average of successful results was: girls about 50%, Bob 0%.

Thirty years later I overheard a couple of girls talking about him as my wife and I came out of the movies.

"Who wants to hit up Screw-Job for a pint of vodka?"

"No way. That's so junior high. My brother's home from college and he'll buy liquor for us."
(, Tue 17 Jan 2017, 6:14, 2 replies, latest was 2 hours ago)
Well this was a shit idea.

(, Mon 16 Jan 2017, 21:38, Reply)
Crow Man
A bloke used to walk round my town with a crow on his shoulder, that he'd trained to attack people. Nobody ever found out why.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 19:24, 16 replies, latest was 5 hours ago)
weird bitch in my school. used to play with herself in assembly and had the most disgusting habit of chewing a crisp to pulp, then spitting the pulp onto another crisp, then eating it. didn't know her 2 times tables by the age of 12 and seemed destined to live in a padded room.
scroll forward 20 years and there's rumours going round that she's in a mental hospital after getting pregnant due to being raped, then trying to eat the baby.
i knew for a fact that this was bullshit. she'd turned out much better than we'd thought she would, got herself a lovely bloke and got married. at the time these rumours were doing the rounds, she was expecting their first child.
fuck knows where she is now.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 18:07, 7 replies, latest was 1 day ago)
Thomas Hamilton
My dad used to frequent his DIY shop in Dunblane, and recognised an old picture of Hamilton on the news when he turned out to be a homicidal paedophile with lots of guns who shot a bunch of kids and the mother of a girl in my year at school.

I can't believe how lucky my dad was to have met him before he was famous!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 6:40, 4 replies, latest was 5 days ago)
Purple Aki?

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 23:50, 2 replies, latest was 5 days ago)
That guy from off out of "Judge Dread 2" is going on a diet for his role in a Raoul Moat biopic next year.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:28, 1 reply, 6 days ago)
found this link on the internet, full of what I can only imagine is both myth and legend? but mainly myth surely
B3ta /ˈbiːtə/ (stylised as b3ta) is a popular British website, described as a "puerile digital arts community" by The Guardian. It was founded in 2001 by Rob Manuel, Denise Wilton and Cal Henderson.

B3ta's main feature is a newsletter featuring the latest work of the B3ta community and other interesting, humorous or perverse things found on the Web. The newsletter has about 100,000 readers. A message board allows members to post digital images and short animations they have created, the ones considered the best appearing on the front page, along with various announcements. Previously there was a B3ta radio show on the London station Resonance FM.To inspire creative works, B3ta poses a weekly image challenge, such as "if cats ruled the world", and a "question of the week", for example asking "what's your most embarrassing injury?"

Many popular Internet phenomena were created by B3ta members (also called "b3tans or "B3tards". These include the Macromedia Flash cartoons created by Joel Veitch and Jonti Picking, the surrealist animations by Cyriak Harris, and the quizzes by Rob Manuel.

A B3ta book entitled The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes was published in 2006 containing jokes compiled from a spin-off wiki humour website, Sickipedia.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:47, 1 reply, 1 day ago)
we had a local football player whose nickname was windows
The rumour was (back in the pre internet days) that he sexually assaulted his girlfriend, by trapping her head in the electric window of his car while she was leaning in to talk to him and then raped her from behind
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:29, 6 replies, latest was 3 days ago)
Rumour in my local has it, that there's a guy (who shall remain nameless) who done a spunk, and poo come out his helmit

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 6 days ago)
Not my story but my dads
He was in a juicer after work when some guy burst through the doors.
It was Douglas Hurd, topless. He shouted, "Who's the hardest person here?"
Some meat head replied, "I am you Mr Whippy haired twat."
Douglas walked over and picked up the guy's pint glass then smashed it over the bloke's head.
He went down like a sack of shit.
Hurd then shouted, "Who's the second hardest person here?" No one replied.
"Thought so," Hurd said.

He lit up a cigarette and walked out.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 12:33, 2 replies, latest was 6 days ago)
Local man and the bridge
There's a local 'crazy' man (in that he shouts in the street a lot and recites bible quotes to the traffic, although having said that I did once have a nice conversation with him about reggae music, so maybe he's just misunderstood?)
anyway he likes to sit on a bridge, legs hanging off the edge, over a busy road near my house. He also likes to keep the bridge tidy, kind of like the troll from the kids story. Anyway, rumour has it his brother threw himself off the bridge
and that's what turned him 'crazy', understandable really. Anyway, that's Macclesfield for ya.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 9:29, Reply)
I Didn't Have The Foggiest!
I have relatives who live in Blackpool and so have visited the lovely (charvery) place many, many times throughout my life. I always used to stay with my Grandparents in my younger years and the best thing, without a doubt, was that Blackpool tower was visible from my temporary bedroom.

It started one day when I must have been about, ooooooh lets be generous and say, 5. I awoke one morning and looked out of my window full of expectation and, to my horror, Blackpool tower was gone! I raced downstairs and told my Grandad of my shocking discovery. He looked out of the window and 'ahhhh'ed in recognition. "They've taken it down to clean it son." he said, full of authority. Naturally my five year old mind never questioned his undoubted wisdom. After all he was ancient so he must know everything. He saw the sad look on my face and so cheered me up by telling me they'd been doing it for ages so they were really good at it and it'd be back up before tea time. When tea time came around I'd forgotten all about it but just before we ate my Grandad whipped back the net curtains with a 'tadaaaahhh' and, lo and behold, Blackpool tower was back up. Yay!

This happened numerous times over the course of my childhood, amazing me greatly every time, but it all came crashing down when I was about 13. Walking down the streets of Blackpool with my older brother he suddenly stopped and said "Bloody hell! Blackpool tower's disappeared!" I shook my head at the naive fool and looked at where it should be. I think I'd made it as far as "Don't worry, they'll have just taken it down to clea..." when I saw the vague outline of it through the fog and realisation suddenly dawned. Being by the coast, it gets foggy pretty regularly in Blackpool. My brother was looking at me like the idiot I was, not expecting an answer to his pathetic joke. He gleefully retold the whole episode to my Grandad when we arrived home who, thankfully, was laughing too much to give me a clip round the ear for calling him a total bastard.

The best bit was just last year. It was roughly five years since my Grandad had died and I was walking round a foggy Blackpool with my Godson sitting on my shoulders. Suddenly he piped up with "Why isn't the tower there today?". "Oh they've just taken it down to clean it son." I replied with the biggest smile on my face.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2017, 18:29, 4 replies, latest was 5 days ago)
A long time ago a link got featured in the newsletter about a guy called Hegman.

Issue 161 (Scroll down to Human Zoo)

It was a local newspaper story about a scary bald guy who wore a little conical hat and was terrorising people in Essex. He seemed to have been away but now was back and was throwing flyers advertising the fact out of a car window. The flyers had a manic (I presume) self portrait of him laughing and some scrawled text that I can't recall.

The original post in the newsletter showed one of the flyers but it is dead now. The image and idea of Hegman though has been troubling me ever since and reading this QOTW inspired me to finally try and find out more.

A quick google finds this dead twitter page but that's as far as I have got.

Does anyone know anything?
(, Mon 9 Jan 2017, 17:54, 1 reply, 1 week ago)
There's a legend in my local that one of the old soaks shagged Annie Lennox back in the day.

(, Mon 9 Jan 2017, 17:38, 1 reply, 1 week ago)
Not so much an urban legend...
But back in early 1980s Wolverhampton, at the height of Dallas-fever, there was the thrilling TV climax to "who shot JR." While waiting for the summer months of white dog turds and playing in the hollow tree on Upper Green (in the posh bit of Wolverhampton) to fade and for the answer to be revealed, we would get the occasional Mivvy or Cider Barrel from Mr. Boselli, the local ice cream man who had the Upper Green patch for his ice cream van.

But all is not so idyllic in the world of ice cream vans. An interloper parked his ice cream van in Mr. Boselli's spot leading to an almighty row betwixt the two of them. It ended badly for the interloper as Mr. Boselli returned to his home to fetch his shotgun before gunning down his soft-serve rival with both barrels at close range.

That led to the widely seen graffiti, "Boselli shot JR." I passed that every day on the way to school for the next 6 years.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2017, 16:50, Reply)
Underground Nuclear Shelter in Milton Keynes
In Milton Keynes (UK) there was a rumour about underground nuclear shelters beneath CMK shopping centre, built in the 70`s.

One of the nearby underpasses has a section which looks like a hidden door which, if true, looked like it would lead underground beneath the road to under the shopping centre and the rumour was that if senior politicians or members of the royal family found themselves on the M1 motorway when the nuclear alarm went off they would leave at J13 or J14 and head to the underground bunker to sit out the bombs.

The maths worked out for the amount of warning we would have and there was room for it. The most interesting part was the shopping centre was built before the housing was put in (MK was a planned city) so a secret bunker would have been easy to install at the time.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2017, 13:28, 2 replies, latest was 1 week ago)
I live in Warsaw, which was utterly devestated by the war
The local park was a collection camp for the citizens, who were either transported by train to the concentration camps or executed on site. Rumour has it that the road tunnel under the train tracks, which now forms part of the inner city ring road, was used as an impromptu gas chamber, although there's no direct evidence.

200,000 people died at the camp. Numbers were partially calculated by how many tonnes of human ash were excavated from the site.
(, Mon 9 Jan 2017, 7:32, 6 replies, latest was 3 days ago)
Top contributor Spanishfly, eh?
A top is usually a person who engages in the penetrative role during sexual activity; for men who have sex with men (MSMs), this often involves penetration using the penis during anal or oral sex.[1] Top is also used as a verb meaning "to penetrate another". Top may also describe a broader personal identity involving dominance in a romantic or sexual relationship; however, this stipulation is not a requisite element of being a top.

Several related terms exist. With regard to gay male sexuality, a total top is one who assumes an exclusively penetrative role for sex.[2] A power top is one noted for their great skill or aggressiveness in topping. A service top is "one who tops under the direction of an eager bottom".[3] A versatile top is one who prefers to top but who bottoms occasionally.[4] The terms penetrative partner[5] or giver are synonyms of top, created to describe the act of penetrating without implying non-egalitarian relations among participants.[citation needed]

Trevor Hart of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) found that self-identified tops were vastly more likely to act as the penetrative partner. The study also found that a top is also more likely to act as the penetrative partner in other sexual activities, such as oral sex and sex toy play.[6]

(, Sun 8 Jan 2017, 23:08, 8 replies, latest was 5 days ago)
Bloody hell, a new QOTW topic.
I thought they were just urban legends these days...
(, Sun 8 Jan 2017, 20:03, Reply)

(, Sun 8 Jan 2017, 19:33, 1 reply, 1 week ago)

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