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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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The official order of rings:
1. Engagement ring
2. Wedding ring
3. Suffering
(lurkylurklurk swings more, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:31, 7 replies)
Vaguely relevant XKCD


Not sure if I even can embed an image here using HTML but here goes....
Edit: Yay!
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:17, closed)
4. Pottering in your shed

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 18 Nov 2014, 8:58, closed)
5. Sitting up in bed to see if it's morning.

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:02, closed)
+wood

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:14, closed)
No, we live in a house.

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 21:34, closed)
Is this an admission that you've been beating your spouse?

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No, his meat.

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 23:21, closed)

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