No way! IRC weddings are the universal passport to Cool.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:52, 2 replies)

Pity they aren't a universal passport to real women, otherwise miggyman would be a bit happier.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 20:58, closed)

Phantom
You obviously love me having spent all day reading through my entire profile and every single QOTW answer I have ever written.
I am obviously very interesting to you. Whereas, I cant even be bothered to click your name to gather stuff I can use against you.

The wedding one? You actually believe that's real? Do you believe everything that people write as QOTW as being the gospel truth? Believe it or not maybe some people make answers up, or over exaggerate their answers. And why? Because this is an entertainment website. I know damn well of b3tas feature of being able to go through everyone's reply history. You think I'm going to be silly enough to have a truthful account of my entire life through QOTW for anyone to read? You think a prospective employer, my parents, my children, would really want to know that I despise managers, or Laugh at people who get hurt, or Laughed when a kid died, and worst of all Once drove a fiat I dont think so! So why would I leave all that on the internet for anyone to see?

I bet you actually believe that my original answer was from the heart and that I whole heartedly believe every single word I put? No, I just put an opinion across the table, because its entertainment. And wow I really kept you busy today didn't I?

Sorry I need to stop feeding the trolls.
Phantom. Stop believing everything you read online, turn off your computer and go and see the real world.
(Miggyman, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:04, closed)

Oh, dear. Can somebody call the WHAAAAAAmbulance?

I didn't read through your shitty posting history at all, let alone spend all day doing it; in fact, I was at work, earning money for my family, becuase I am a boring failure who's just oooooh so jealous of your cutting wit and devil-may-care badassery. As it happens, I remembered the Amiga thing because even at the time, it struck me as egregiously sad - and your dodgy sexual proclivities are documented for all time in AB's woeful Fail Archive.

You say this is entertainment.

Are you not entertained?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:17, closed)

I am tremendously entertained by this.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:18, closed)

me too!
Ive not wound a forum up in a long time :) Theyre biting today!
(Miggyman, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:42, closed)

so we can add 'troll' to 'hypocrite' and 'liar'?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:50, closed)

Don't forget 'borderline nonce' and 'semi-literate'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:37, closed)

And cliche - don't forget cliche. Item number one - he was trying to elicit this response all along...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:51, closed)

Yes, OF COURSE he was.
Because he knows I'm nearly sixteen.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:05, closed)

Man, I'd love to be able to do that - post something which seemed, on the surface, to be a load of laughable old shite, to draw in the unsuspecting masses, subject myself to their ridicule - and even then, hold my hand, lull them into a false sense of security by portraying myself as an illiterate spazzer with only the slenderest grasp of reason and logic. And then - only then, when it seemed all was lost, BAM! the denoument - it was my dastardly plan all along.

I'd love to be that person. Maybe I could have been, were I not weighted down by the cruel, dual burdens of family and employment.

Fuck. Maybe I am jealous, afterall...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:34, closed)

My goodness Phantom
If you are so busy being employed and having such a nice family, why are you still caring about this post at 1.34am ?
I cant help it that you love me so much, its flattering but I'm sorry I cannot return the feelings back towards you. You're just not my type.
(Miggyman, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:13, closed)

Your dastardly plan to look like a dickhead online has been entirely successful
Have a woo!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:26, closed)

Of course I'm not your type - I'm a grownup. Your tastes run more towards the morally-bankrupt.

Nice rejoinder, by the way... if all else fails (and at this stage, I think we can both agree that it has - repeatedly and spectacularly), you can always undermine any argument, however solid it may be, by noting the time at which it was posted. As it happens, I'm not that busy at 1.34am - I have neither to work nor entertain my child, so I'm free to point at you and laugh to my heart's content.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:24, closed)

That story isnt true
You keep linking to it, because its morally wrong. But I made the whole thing up for attention. Just like I posted the above for attention.
(Miggyman, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:43, closed)

Even if I believed that you'd conveniently made up every tawdry little detail of your posting history - in what possible way do you imagine lying on the internet, garnering the attention of strangers to fill the lonely void in your miserable existence makes you look less of a sad-sack? Is this an important part of your ostensibly magnificent life, of which I'm supposed to be so heart-wrenchingly envious?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:07, closed)