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420 blaze it

(, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 0:09, Reply)
alright sweetest m

(, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 0:22, Reply)
Dearest b, I should be heading to France now in my head

(, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 1:10, Reply)
on it
Don't know if you saw, the Peanut Butter Breath we get is 38.53% this time
(, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 0:28, Reply)
Wow, good shits dried up round here. Street weed, it's the only weed I know

(, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 1:09, Reply)
too soon!
Anyone done a 'this is fine' photoshop yet?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 0:50, Reply)
I haven't, but I think she might have. You'll have to ask.

(, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 1:11, Reply)
My name is Max Azzarello, and I am an investigative researcher who has set himself on fire outside of the Trump trial in Manhattan.
I didn't like it.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:39, Reply)
I wish you fucking would set yourself on fire.
Just so I could not piss on you.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:56, Reply)
ARSEHOLE

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:16, Reply)
You shouldn't really need an excuse to not piss on someone.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:17, Reply)
How about if they're not on fire?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:21, Reply)
I do not deny that you shouldn't need an excuse to not piss on someone even if they're not on fire, don't you too?
Piss might not be an effective fire retardant, depending on the type of fire and other factors. It might even make a fire worse. You could even electrocute yourself via your knob.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:36, Reply)
Or clunge, sexist.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 23:14, Reply)
Spectacular
youtu.be/W1_KEVaCyaA?si=a8aK0miyOLoUILZf
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:13, Reply)
Spectacular
youtu.be/W1_KEVaCyaA?si=a8aK0miyOLoUILZf
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:26, Reply)
Spectacular
youtu.be/W1_KEVaCyaA?si=a8aK0miyOLoUILZf
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:30, Reply)
brbou

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:34, Reply)
bourb

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:43, Reply)
bouroboros

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:46, Reply)
I was just about to do this you cunt

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:56, Reply)
I'm sorry
I didn't mean for you to get dragged into my mess
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:34, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:36, Reply)
Hello Cheers

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:57, Reply)
I don't know if you are actually Bou
or someone pretending to be Bou. Either way, creationism trolling is old hat don't you think? I might have bitten in 2008.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:32, Reply)
I go away for a week and this is what I come back to

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:35, Reply)
Actually you know what, might have another week away
Cheers
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:48, Reply)
cheers

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:56, Reply)
Go for it. Tell them I said it's cool.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:05, Reply)
You know it's legit when someone calls themselves a philosopher of biology
at Bovine University
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:43, Reply)
It wasn't Bovine University

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:00, Reply)
Cunt College then, whatever

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:04, Reply)

There seems to be a lot of Christian content (street preachers, sermons etc) cropping up in my feed. Has anyone else noticed this or is it because I listened to a song from Jesus Christ Superstar?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:55, Reply)
Quick bollocks, yeah, bit busy today

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:18, Reply)
Bollocks

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:28, Reply)
bollocks to that

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 16:31, Reply)
Big ol' bollocks

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 16:43, Reply)
On the A444
To Coventry. Fucking yes!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:33, Reply)
Bedworth
Good name for a tv host- Jonny Bedworth
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:35, Reply)

edworth ollocks
edworth ollocks
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:26, Reply)
Be careful not to overshoot and end up in Runcorn.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:41, Reply)
Remember to check out Twang Club

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:42, Reply)
I'm already in coventry

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:58, Reply)

coventry a mental institution
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:17, Reply)
I've been in one 4 times

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:31, Reply)
colour me surprised

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:36, Reply)
Depression and suicide attempts

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:18, Reply)
How hard is it to kill yourself? Very easy . You've got to be taking the fucking piss to need 4 attempts and still be here. Perhaps hire someone, probably get a deal if you try now

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:00, Reply)
clicking this

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:25, Reply)
Just coming back from Halstatt
Not a euphemism
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:17, Reply)
all around hallstatt, i will wear a green willow

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:32, Reply)
Did you hang out with some Proto-Celts?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:02, Reply)
I sure did, lovely fellows

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:29, Reply)
Rishi Sunak wants to strip GPs of their power to sign people off work as part of a plan to tackle what he calls the UK's "sick note culture".
Thank fuck for that, now if he can just strip me of my powers to write reports and refer to specialists and I'll go and put my feet up for a bit.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:53, Reply)
get a dremel it will cheer you right up

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:41, Reply)
The ends wear out quickly. You can get better quality ones for them

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:53, Reply)
Yeah, the cutting blade I used yesterday lost about 1/8" in the 10 minutes I used it, it cut right through metal though
#dremelchat
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:03, Reply)
sniff 'em

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 16:34, Reply)
bollocks it is

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:08, Reply)
I thought I'd be on my way to France now, some cunt moved the date. I didn't like it. ( I got the date wrong)

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:51, Reply)
Carpe diem

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:14, Reply)
Certainly, I've got time to properly prepare now. Next week off. Just got to try not to early bake, aye

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:56, Reply)
Get yourself a nice sativa-dominant strain, maybe Green Crack or one of the Hazes, no worries then it's like a morning cup of coffee
I can't believe you just ignored my carp pun
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:13, Reply)
I just thought your Latin was poor, soz

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 23:01, Reply)
are you not going away for this upcoming week then?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 23:10, Reply)
Watching nine inch nails self destruct tour on YouTube

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:52, Reply)
Jury selection completed for Trump hush-money trial; man sets himself on fire outside courthouse
business as usual here
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 23:12, Reply)
It’s very quiet today.
Afternoon.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:44, Reply)
This is not me

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:55, Reply)
STOP IT BPD

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:55, Reply)
Bou Bou Dolls

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:02, Reply)
This is not the same method of fragmentation that I described.
This is just getting a load of people to ignore one account, then moving on to another account. My system is a lot closer to that of sticklebricks, he will be delighted to learn that he's helping me destroy /talk.

Also, stop taking obviously heelish behaviour (such as claiming to be trying to destroy /talk) seriously you chicken-lady traffic clowns.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:13, Reply)
You wish you were as intelligent as you think you are!
#blaxspastix
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:24, Reply)
2.0 in...

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:24, Reply)
Why does intelligence threaten you, you pathetic racist cunt?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:32, Reply)
Classic!
I feel sorry for your mother!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:34, Reply)
Come on brb put me on ignore and claim you made me leave
What a waste of 9 months
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:36, Reply)
Grow up you idiot

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:56, Reply)
How intelligent do you think I think I am?
Do you think about this a lot?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:04, Reply)


(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:09, Reply)
You brought it up.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:17, Reply)
I'm sorry that you were a still born baby!
Your ugly momma didn't want you but you were still born!
Try harder not to be such a cunt! You might just make it !
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:21, Reply)
Do you feel like you're making some sort of worthwhile point?
If so, what is it?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:24, Reply)
I love you 😍
I do think you should kill yourself though
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:31, Reply)
I suggest you go for a long nature walk and avoid all recreational drugs for a week or two.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:40, Reply)
Shit! You're right
And so clever, why didn't I listen to you sooner?

Gonna shush you for a bit again, good luck with making friends😘
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:48, Reply)
You seem a little obsessed, so that's probably for the best. x

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:02, Reply)
There's an easy way to work it out.
IQ = 1/(a+1) x 100 where a is the number of tills you work at.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:23, Reply)
^so much this :)

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:29, Reply)
Aw bless, you still think I'm Bou.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:32, Reply)
afternoon

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 12:53, Reply)
Suck my Friday you weekend whore!
Any plans?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:09, Reply)
My dremel came with 25 popular accessories, it's a boon

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:11, Reply)
I like the fluffy buffer accessory
obvz
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:13, Reply)
Apparently there's a tiny fan that fits on mine, it wasn't included though
I wish they hadn't told me about it to be honest, I feel like I'm missing out now.
www.homedepot.com/p/Dremel-Rotary-Tool-Dust-Blower-for-Sanding-Engraving-and-Carving-Applications-490/204091653
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:15, Reply)
That must have been a real blow.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:25, Reply)
It's a wind-up

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:54, Reply)
^billy nofanny

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:37, Reply)
I have a tiny fanny for billy insertion
Would anyone e like a look?
I keep it in a box
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:46, Reply)
with a mirror and a tongue inside?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:49, Reply)
Bicycle pump
Bi lmao
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:01, Reply)
Buon pomeriggio

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:13, Reply)
Post in one of my threads again and I put you on 2.0.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:16, Reply)
:'(

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:31, Reply)
Why do you hate me so much?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:33, Reply)
Have a think!

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:26, Reply)
alright dozer how’s you?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:22, Reply)
Yeah not bad mate, you?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:32, Reply)
Mirnin

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 7:44, Reply)
Morning
Just put the bins out and the wind blew my nightie right up. Glad nobody was around to see it.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 7:48, Reply)
This is not far off being a haiku

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:05, Reply)
It was more like street theatre

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:41, Reply)
It's the crossover artform we've all been waiting for

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:49, Reply)
I once caught a pair of “lounge” pants on my door handle when I went out to put my bin out
I didnt realise it had ripped a huge hole in the front of my pants. I had no boxers on.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:41, Reply)
Fortunately, I always wear underwear for bed
Due to the whole sleepwalking thing
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:42, Reply)
I go to bed fully clothed to ensure I wake up ready to face the day.
Subscribe for more UToL lifehacks.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 12:52, Reply)
- boxers
+ nappy
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:40, Reply)
Accusing someone of not wearing a nappy is an insult in your book is it? So presumably you're all diapered up are you, in order to avoid insult, you nappy-ass custard-pumping eurofail fuck

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:09, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:04, Reply)
Well remembered.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:05, Reply)
Giid mirnin

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:12, Reply)
Think yaw

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:18, Reply)
murnung

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:32, Reply)
Monglander II
the mongening
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:40, Reply)
the monglandings were faked, wake up sheeple

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:40, Reply)
5G and the royal family
All connected m8 just join the dots
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:38, Reply)
i'll see you on the dark side of the mong

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:13, Reply)
Alright garold

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:40, Reply)
Yes. I am
off to a wedding ooop north later today.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:50, Reply)
Just dinna get pissed and start ranting about THE NORTH again

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:52, Reply)
My mates cousins neighbour told him someone they knew had read online that it's grim up there

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:25, Reply)
I heard that merseyside is particularly hellish

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:36, Reply)
Have you got smart trousers?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:53, Reply)
Self zipping fly?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:26, Reply)
Spanish?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 10:59, Reply)
-z +gr

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 11:57, Reply)
Guyrim

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:51, Reply)
Hiya

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:35, Reply)
Good morning!

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:58, Reply)
Hallo

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:35, Reply)
Good morrow
Just found out we have med students in next month to 'shadow' us and watch how we do our thang to real people
Could the week get any worse?
Working Saturday morning too
Find me a wall to bang my head on please?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:33, Reply)

Sucks to be you
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:35, Reply)
Tbh med students remind me of me when I started
Full of good intentions and wanting to help
A few years of writing blatant lying sick notes and telling alcohol dependents repeatedly 'Yes a daily bottle of vodka will kill you sooner than later' will change their minds
I'm a miserable twat today sos
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:48, Reply)
Hugz

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:51, Reply)
Ta I think

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 10:27, Reply)
I never met a medical student who wasn't an alcoholic hypochondriac.
Maybe that was just in Aberdeen.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:52, Reply)
Never been any of them
Although the booze culture in med students is a real thing
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 10:26, Reply)
Your wall identification skills leave a lot to be desired

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 11:59, Reply)


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(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:24, Reply)
Double deep fried BOLLOCKS in a toss sauce

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 23:12, Reply)
Is that Morse code?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 10:01, Reply)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt!

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:10, Reply)
Yes, yes it is.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:07, Reply)
Sarky
What is it?
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:17, Reply)
alright
power failure alarms are not a fun way to be woken up
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:09, Reply)
Alright Fall Out

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:14, Reply)
ball out lol
idgi
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:16, Reply)
Me neither
lolballs
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:18, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:19, Reply)
Anyone watching the series?
It’s fucking awful.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:41, Reply)
B3ta you mean?

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:29, Reply)
we had a black start at work today,
seemed to go fine but it messed up the internal security alarms. But then they're temperamental as fuck anyway, so no noticeable difference.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:20, Reply)
+ sorry for waking you up, now fix my security alarm please

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:21, Reply)
brb klaxxob

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:21, Reply)
not editing that

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:21, Reply)
klaxxobrb, maybe yours will catch on

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:33, Reply)
fire

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:53, Reply)
this is fine

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:03, Reply)
I'm doing a gangster tour with a black star

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:13, Reply)
Typical mongy, equating all black people with criminals.

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:18, Reply)
Well he did play the shadow

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:31, Reply)
I'm not racist at all. I have issues with religion. Only one religion is race based . Don't like that.

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:34, Reply)
Don't like what?
The religion or the race?
what ever happened to yellow?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:46, Reply)
Yellow - the band or the race?
Klaxxobollox
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:48, Reply)
The Coldplay song

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:00, Reply)
the curiosity

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:08, Reply)
the peril

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:11, Reply)
the submarine

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 0:39, Reply)
The religion

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:56, Reply)
Yeah, and purple. Orange drifts in and out. Greys got a bad name now unless in suits.

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:59, Reply)
Sikhism?

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:07, Reply)
2 then , forgot about those turban wearing fucks.

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:33, Reply)
sikhs are sound

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:54, Reply)
Over here. Maybe. Back in India not so much.

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:58, Reply)
are they poorly over there? maybe the climate

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:08, Reply)
What about the smelly Hindus?

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:02, Reply)
Jainism or fuck off

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:22, Reply)
Zoroastrianism 4 lyf yo

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:23, Reply)
Sold out years ago

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:59, Reply)
Try marrying one

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:33, Reply)
My mates about to turn 50, his wife is horrid. I asked him if he wanted to spend the next say 20 good years being miserable everyday. I think tomorrow he's booting her out. She is a drunk nutter

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:46, Reply)
What about Mormons then? Try marrying a few of those.

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 1:03, Reply)

seemed to go fine but it messed up the internal security alarms. But then they're temperamental as fuck anyway, so no noticeable difference Fucking diversity quotas, this country's gone to the dogs I tell you
(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 6:51, Reply)
Drink more alcohol
then you don't have to wake up.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:13, Reply)
Queef will be going to Denmark next
www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g189541-d27155813-Reviews-Spunk_bar-Copenhagen_Zealand.html
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:36, Reply)
I bought a dremel today, just so you know who you're dealing with here.

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:18, Reply)
I've never owned a dremel. I fancy a try on the wera joker adjustable spanner, sold out nearly everywhere

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:24, Reply)
Self-adjusting spanners, I had no idea.

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:37, Reply)
Can find one to try. Not sure ineed them, that's never stopped me

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:48, Reply)
living the drem

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 23:57, Reply)
it's never tool 8

(, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 0:57, Reply)
Ok let me try this one
I slept in my Duran Duran T-shirt and woke up hungry like the wolf

Keep it going...
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:07, Reply)
Why is the ignore function not working?

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:13, Reply)
multiple accounts

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:17, Reply)
Oh fuck this shit
*flounces*
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:19, Reply)
You have to use it correctly

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:21, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8410000
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:27, Reply)
At this point it will be easier if you just use the ignore function

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:32, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8410017
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:35, Reply)
Set yourself on fire, then gas yourself.

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:08, Reply)
No country for old men
www.facebook.com/share/v/HW56wGjvhm5TPM2g/

It's Havier

Your favourite movie is?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 15:48, Reply)
Please die!

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 15:54, Reply)
I can't!

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 15:58, Reply)
Not seen it!

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:11, Reply)
just go outside in the daytime.

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:53, Reply)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cumsluts

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:14, Reply)
RIP
turtle power
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:25, Reply)
he's resting in pieces

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:51, Reply)
Transsexual Babysitters 4

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:53, Reply)
i saw that. it was good.

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 17:07, Reply)
Not clicking that link, might contain facebook
and can't you make the question more suitable for /talk?

E.g. what's your favourite period of Hungarian experimental film art and why? Something like that.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 17:43, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:04, Reply)
LOL
period
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:44, Reply)
Happy candles $$

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:51, Reply)
Bum candles lol

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:54, Reply)
Alright

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 10:07, Reply)
Bollocks

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 10:09, Reply)
Double deep fried BOLLOCKS in a toss sauce

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 10:11, Reply)
you would say that

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:23, Reply)
Alright dribble

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 10:19, Reply)
:(

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:48, Reply)
Gon 2 soon

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 10:33, Reply)
Just been checking out some absolutely colossal Nazi flak towers, fucking excellent
Not a euphemism
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:47, Reply)
Nice, I'm looking at short holidays for next week

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:03, Reply)
In a nazi flak tower?

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:09, Reply)
a few days in Naples?
Mad, chaotic, excellent city
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:29, Reply)
Berlin is another great short break city
Mind you half of it is basically Shoreditch
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:30, Reply)
I'm thinking Spanish lay about on the piss break

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:38, Reply)
Granada looks alright

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:41, Reply)
Granada was fantastic when I went
The Alhambra is incredible
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 14:15, Reply)
Think I had that with custard

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 14:52, Reply)
It's a regional specialty, they call it "Daz"

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 15:17, Reply)
a lot of them were too much effort to demolish so they still exist today
I know you know that i just wanted you to know i knowed it too
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:54, Reply)
/talk, you mean.

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 17:34, Reply)
Happy candle day

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:07, Reply)
fuck off

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:07, Reply)
balls

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:47, Reply)
Daz custard

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:33, Reply)
I represented the UK in Eurovision then became a football manager in Guam – but I found my true calling pumping custard into tarts

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:34, Reply)
LOL tarts

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:35, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8409995
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 14:52, Reply)
you silly fuck I am howling at this

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:36, Reply)
awwww yea

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:57, Reply)
!!!!!!!!!!

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:14, Reply)
Alright kweef

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 14:01, Reply)
That was odd
I just phoned National Savings about closing my Premium Bonds a/c and couldn't tell whether it was a bot or a real person
I actually asked and I had no reply
This AI shit is fucking spooky
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:19, Reply)
Have you ever won anything on the prize draws?
My Godmother gave me money to put in them 30 years ago, and I've never had a peep.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:35, Reply)
Nope
Had them for 20 odd years not even a tenner
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:36, Reply)

peep girlfriend
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:37, Reply)
As soon as the premium bond prize money comes in I'll be rolling in pussy, you mark my words

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:38, Reply)
THIS IS MISOGYNY GUY'S
I REALLY HATE MISOGYNY, EVERYONE LOOK, I HATE MISOGYNY. MISOGYNISTS SHOULD BE REPEATEDLY STABBED, THEIR GUTS RIPPED OUT AND FED TO WOLVES IN FRONT OF THEIR OWN DYING EYES. I SEE NO INCONGRUITY IN THIS POSITION.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:45, Reply)
I just meant that I'll get some cats :(

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:48, Reply)
yeah, to rape them. You BEAST

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:23, Reply)
lol yeah, as if they're babies or something

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:43, Reply)
DUSGUSTED

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:19, Reply)
daz custard

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:32, Reply)
Metallic and robotic
I guess maybe that's how they train them (if they are human)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:25, Reply)
LOL
sod
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:30, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 6:27, Reply)
Don't make this thread all about me again, I'm sick of it

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 6:41, Reply)
i'll try. how many accounts are you running atm?

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 6:58, Reply)
...are you running ass to mouth?
Disgusting.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:03, Reply)
it's more of a slow crawl

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:07, Reply)
The human centipede

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:58, Reply)
an endless human cuntipede

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:53, Reply)
BOLLOCKS

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:58, Reply)
btm

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 8:23, Reply)
Uh oh, someone's back at their till!

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:46, Reply)
I'm not going to lie, the till argument was the highlight for me.

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:50, Reply)

Silence you retail working povvo!


Who told you you could have an opinion?!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 10:53, Reply)
Morning
I am finishing a nice tea before I have to speak to people
What are you doing?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:48, Reply)
Your nan.

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:48, Reply)
alright dozer how are you?

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 8:09, Reply)
My Serbian bean stew sets pulses racing. The recipe? Oh, if you insist

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 8:09, Reply)
Keliszzz

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 8:11, Reply)
OK, I'll tell you why I use new Persil Colour Care.

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:00, Reply)
*holds spoon over candle*

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:49, Reply)
LOL
poo
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:57, Reply)
Hello

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 8:42, Reply)
Alright cunts
Did you miss me?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:04, Reply)
Fuck off you retard

(, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:23, Reply)
He retards what?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:41, Reply)
BELLEND

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 0:03, Reply)
everything he comes into contact with

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 8:12, Reply)
John Tenta's dick-fat?

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 14:38, Reply)

Billy the butcher quote.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:39, Reply)
nope

(, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:44, Reply)
Who are you?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:52, Reply)
You know who I am sweetheart

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 0:03, Reply)
LOL
wee
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:58, Reply)

So who are you then?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:52, Reply)
Fucksocks / Spanishfly
The login and password reset for this site is well and truly borked.

I got a new phone at the weekend and since then my login has been fucked.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 0:02, Reply)
Unfortunate timing.
As you'll see from today's posts.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 0:15, Reply)
a series of unfortunate accounts

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:23, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:49, Reply)

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