on it
Don't know if you saw, the Peanut Butter Breath we get is 38.53% this time
( , Sat 20 Apr 2024, 0:28, Reply)
Don't know if you saw, the Peanut Butter Breath we get is 38.53% this time
( , Sat 20 Apr 2024, 0:28, Reply)
Wow, good shits dried up round here. Street weed, it's the only weed I know
( , Sat 20 Apr 2024, 1:09, Reply)
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My name is Max Azzarello, and I am an investigative researcher who has set himself on fire outside of the Trump trial in Manhattan.
I didn't like it.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:39, Reply)
I didn't like it.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:39, Reply)
I wish you fucking would set yourself on fire.
Just so I could not piss on you.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:56, Reply)
Just so I could not piss on you.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:56, Reply)
I do not deny that you shouldn't need an excuse to not piss on someone even if they're not on fire, don't you too?
Piss might not be an effective fire retardant, depending on the type of fire and other factors. It might even make a fire worse. You could even electrocute yourself via your knob.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:36, Reply)
Piss might not be an effective fire retardant, depending on the type of fire and other factors. It might even make a fire worse. You could even electrocute yourself via your knob.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:36, Reply)
I don't know if you are actually Bou
or someone pretending to be Bou. Either way, creationism trolling is old hat don't you think? I might have bitten in 2008.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:32, Reply)
or someone pretending to be Bou. Either way, creationism trolling is old hat don't you think? I might have bitten in 2008.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:32, Reply)
You know it's legit when someone calls themselves a philosopher of biology
at Bovine University
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:43, Reply)
at Bovine University
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 20:43, Reply)
There seems to be a lot of Christian content (street preachers, sermons etc) cropping up in my feed. Has anyone else noticed this or is it because I listened to a song from Jesus Christ Superstar?
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:55, Reply)
How hard is it to kill yourself? Very easy . You've got to be taking the fucking piss to need 4 attempts and still be here. Perhaps hire someone, probably get a deal if you try now
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Rishi Sunak wants to strip GPs of their power to sign people off work as part of a plan to tackle what he calls the UK's "sick note culture".
Thank fuck for that, now if he can just strip me of my powers to write reports and refer to specialists and I'll go and put my feet up for a bit.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:53, Reply)
Thank fuck for that, now if he can just strip me of my powers to write reports and refer to specialists and I'll go and put my feet up for a bit.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:53, Reply)
The ends wear out quickly. You can get better quality ones for them
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:53, Reply)
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:53, Reply)
Yeah, the cutting blade I used yesterday lost about 1/8" in the 10 minutes I used it, it cut right through metal though
#dremelchat
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:03, Reply)
#dremelchat
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:03, Reply)
I thought I'd be on my way to France now, some cunt moved the date. I didn't like it. ( I got the date wrong)
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Certainly, I've got time to properly prepare now. Next week off. Just got to try not to early bake, aye
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:56, Reply)
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Get yourself a nice sativa-dominant strain, maybe Green Crack or one of the Hazes, no worries then it's like a morning cup of coffee
I can't believe you just ignored my carp pun
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:13, Reply)
I can't believe you just ignored my carp pun
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 21:13, Reply)
Jury selection completed for Trump hush-money trial; man sets himself on fire outside courthouse
business as usual here
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 23:12, Reply)
business as usual here
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 23:12, Reply)
This is not the same method of fragmentation that I described.
This is just getting a load of people to ignore one account, then moving on to another account. My system is a lot closer to that of sticklebricks, he will be delighted to learn that he's helping me destroy /talk.
Also, stop taking obviously heelish behaviour (such as claiming to be trying to destroy /talk) seriously you chicken-lady traffic clowns.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:13, Reply)
This is just getting a load of people to ignore one account, then moving on to another account. My system is a lot closer to that of sticklebricks, he will be delighted to learn that he's helping me destroy /talk.
Also, stop taking obviously heelish behaviour (such as claiming to be trying to destroy /talk) seriously you chicken-lady traffic clowns.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:13, Reply)
You wish you were as intelligent as you think you are!
#blaxspastix
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:24, Reply)
#blaxspastix
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:24, Reply)
Come on brb put me on ignore and claim you made me leave
What a waste of 9 months
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:36, Reply)
What a waste of 9 months
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 15:36, Reply)
How intelligent do you think I think I am?
Do you think about this a lot?
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:04, Reply)
Do you think about this a lot?
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:04, Reply)
I'm sorry that you were a still born baby!
Your ugly momma didn't want you but you were still born!
Try harder not to be such a cunt! You might just make it !
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:21, Reply)
Your ugly momma didn't want you but you were still born!
Try harder not to be such a cunt! You might just make it !
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:21, Reply)
Do you feel like you're making some sort of worthwhile point?
If so, what is it?
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:24, Reply)
If so, what is it?
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:24, Reply)
I suggest you go for a long nature walk and avoid all recreational drugs for a week or two.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:40, Reply)
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Shit! You're right
And so clever, why didn't I listen to you sooner?
Gonna shush you for a bit again, good luck with making friends😘
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:48, Reply)
And so clever, why didn't I listen to you sooner?
Gonna shush you for a bit again, good luck with making friends😘
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:48, Reply)
There's an easy way to work it out.
IQ = 1/(a+1) x 100 where a is the number of tills you work at.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:23, Reply)
IQ = 1/(a+1) x 100 where a is the number of tills you work at.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 17:23, Reply)
Apparently there's a tiny fan that fits on mine, it wasn't included though
I wish they hadn't told me about it to be honest, I feel like I'm missing out now.
www.homedepot.com/p/Dremel-Rotary-Tool-Dust-Blower-for-Sanding-Engraving-and-Carving-Applications-490/204091653
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:15, Reply)
I wish they hadn't told me about it to be honest, I feel like I'm missing out now.
www.homedepot.com/p/Dremel-Rotary-Tool-Dust-Blower-for-Sanding-Engraving-and-Carving-Applications-490/204091653
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:15, Reply)
I have a tiny fanny for billy insertion
Would anyone e like a look?
I keep it in a box
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:46, Reply)
Would anyone e like a look?
I keep it in a box
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:46, Reply)
Morning
Just put the bins out and the wind blew my nightie right up. Glad nobody was around to see it.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 7:48, Reply)
Just put the bins out and the wind blew my nightie right up. Glad nobody was around to see it.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 7:48, Reply)
I once caught a pair of “lounge” pants on my door handle when I went out to put my bin out
I didnt realise it had ripped a huge hole in the front of my pants. I had no boxers on.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:41, Reply)
I didnt realise it had ripped a huge hole in the front of my pants. I had no boxers on.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:41, Reply)
Fortunately, I always wear underwear for bed
Due to the whole sleepwalking thing
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:42, Reply)
Due to the whole sleepwalking thing
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:42, Reply)
I go to bed fully clothed to ensure I wake up ready to face the day.
Subscribe for more UToL lifehacks.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 12:52, Reply)
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( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 12:52, Reply)
Accusing someone of not wearing a nappy is an insult in your book is it? So presumably you're all diapered up are you, in order to avoid insult, you nappy-ass custard-pumping eurofail fuck
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 19:09, Reply)
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My mates cousins neighbour told him someone they knew had read online that it's grim up there
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:25, Reply)
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:25, Reply)
Good morrow
Just found out we have med students in next month to 'shadow' us and watch how we do our thang to real people
Could the week get any worse?
Working Saturday morning too
Find me a wall to bang my head on please?
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:33, Reply)
Just found out we have med students in next month to 'shadow' us and watch how we do our thang to real people
Could the week get any worse?
Working Saturday morning too
Find me a wall to bang my head on please?
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:33, Reply)
Tbh med students remind me of me when I started
Full of good intentions and wanting to help
A few years of writing blatant lying sick notes and telling alcohol dependents repeatedly 'Yes a daily bottle of vodka will kill you sooner than later' will change their minds
I'm a miserable twat today sos
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:48, Reply)
Full of good intentions and wanting to help
A few years of writing blatant lying sick notes and telling alcohol dependents repeatedly 'Yes a daily bottle of vodka will kill you sooner than later' will change their minds
I'm a miserable twat today sos
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:48, Reply)
I never met a medical student who wasn't an alcoholic hypochondriac.
Maybe that was just in Aberdeen.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:52, Reply)
Maybe that was just in Aberdeen.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 9:52, Reply)
Never been any of them
Although the booze culture in med students is a real thing
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 10:26, Reply)
Although the booze culture in med students is a real thing
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 10:26, Reply)
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( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:24, Reply)
we had a black start at work today,
seemed to go fine but it messed up the internal security alarms. But then they're temperamental as fuck anyway, so no noticeable difference.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:20, Reply)
seemed to go fine but it messed up the internal security alarms. But then they're temperamental as fuck anyway, so no noticeable difference.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:20, Reply)
I'm not racist at all. I have issues with religion. Only one religion is race based . Don't like that.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:34, Reply)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:34, Reply)
Don't like what?
The religion or the race?
what ever happened to yellow?
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:46, Reply)
The religion or the race?
what ever happened to yellow?
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:46, Reply)
Yeah, and purple. Orange drifts in and out. Greys got a bad name now unless in suits.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:59, Reply)
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My mates about to turn 50, his wife is horrid. I asked him if he wanted to spend the next say 20 good years being miserable everyday. I think tomorrow he's booting her out. She is a drunk nutter
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Queef will be going to Denmark next
www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g189541-d27155813-Reviews-Spunk_bar-Copenhagen_Zealand.html
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:36, Reply)
www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g189541-d27155813-Reviews-Spunk_bar-Copenhagen_Zealand.html
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:36, Reply)
I bought a dremel today, just so you know who you're dealing with here.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:18, Reply)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:18, Reply)
I've never owned a dremel. I fancy a try on the wera joker adjustable spanner, sold out nearly everywhere
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:24, Reply)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:24, Reply)
Can find one to try. Not sure ineed them, that's never stopped me
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:48, Reply)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:48, Reply)
Ok let me try this one
I slept in my Duran Duran T-shirt and woke up hungry like the wolf
Keep it going...
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:07, Reply)
I slept in my Duran Duran T-shirt and woke up hungry like the wolf
Keep it going...
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:07, Reply)
At this point it will be easier if you just use the ignore function
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:32, Reply)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 18:32, Reply)
No country for old men
www.facebook.com/share/v/HW56wGjvhm5TPM2g/
It's Havier
Your favourite movie is?
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 15:48, Reply)
www.facebook.com/share/v/HW56wGjvhm5TPM2g/
It's Havier
Your favourite movie is?
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 15:48, Reply)
Not clicking that link, might contain facebook
and can't you make the question more suitable for /talk?
E.g. what's your favourite period of Hungarian experimental film art and why? Something like that.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 17:43, Reply)
and can't you make the question more suitable for /talk?
E.g. what's your favourite period of Hungarian experimental film art and why? Something like that.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 17:43, Reply)
Just been checking out some absolutely colossal Nazi flak towers, fucking excellent
Not a euphemism
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:47, Reply)
Not a euphemism
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:47, Reply)
Berlin is another great short break city
Mind you half of it is basically Shoreditch
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:30, Reply)
Mind you half of it is basically Shoreditch
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:30, Reply)
a lot of them were too much effort to demolish so they still exist today
I know you know that i just wanted you to know i knowed it too
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:54, Reply)
I know you know that i just wanted you to know i knowed it too
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 16:54, Reply)
I represented the UK in Eurovision then became a football manager in Guam – but I found my true calling pumping custard into tarts
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:34, Reply)
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That was odd
I just phoned National Savings about closing my Premium Bonds a/c and couldn't tell whether it was a bot or a real person
I actually asked and I had no reply
This AI shit is fucking spooky
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:19, Reply)
I just phoned National Savings about closing my Premium Bonds a/c and couldn't tell whether it was a bot or a real person
I actually asked and I had no reply
This AI shit is fucking spooky
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:19, Reply)
Have you ever won anything on the prize draws?
My Godmother gave me money to put in them 30 years ago, and I've never had a peep.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:35, Reply)
My Godmother gave me money to put in them 30 years ago, and I've never had a peep.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:35, Reply)
As soon as the premium bond prize money comes in I'll be rolling in pussy, you mark my words
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:38, Reply)
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THIS IS MISOGYNY GUY'S
I REALLY HATE MISOGYNY, EVERYONE LOOK, I HATE MISOGYNY. MISOGYNISTS SHOULD BE REPEATEDLY STABBED, THEIR GUTS RIPPED OUT AND FED TO WOLVES IN FRONT OF THEIR OWN DYING EYES. I SEE NO INCONGRUITY IN THIS POSITION.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:45, Reply)
I REALLY HATE MISOGYNY, EVERYONE LOOK, I HATE MISOGYNY. MISOGYNISTS SHOULD BE REPEATEDLY STABBED, THEIR GUTS RIPPED OUT AND FED TO WOLVES IN FRONT OF THEIR OWN DYING EYES. I SEE NO INCONGRUITY IN THIS POSITION.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:45, Reply)
Metallic and robotic
I guess maybe that's how they train them (if they are human)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:25, Reply)
I guess maybe that's how they train them (if they are human)
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:25, Reply)
Silence you retail working povvo!
Who told you you could have an opinion?!
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 10:53, Reply)
Morning
I am finishing a nice tea before I have to speak to people
What are you doing?
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:48, Reply)
I am finishing a nice tea before I have to speak to people
What are you doing?
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:48, Reply)
My Serbian bean stew sets pulses racing. The recipe? Oh, if you insist
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 8:09, Reply)
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Fucksocks / Spanishfly
The login and password reset for this site is well and truly borked.
I got a new phone at the weekend and since then my login has been fucked.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 0:02, Reply)
The login and password reset for this site is well and truly borked.
I got a new phone at the weekend and since then my login has been fucked.
( , Thu 18 Apr 2024, 0:02, Reply)
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