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Well I had to dig out the phone book
but I found a man I haven't dated and had a lovely night out with him. I did laugh lots.
How was your evening?
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00,
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Devoid of nervous conversation
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01,
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I don't know where it went
Time seems to have done funny things and now it is 1am :O
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Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01,
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BATTERED MARS BAR O'CLOCK!
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02,
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Oh god no
*bokes at thought*
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Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02,
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*high fives*
best food ever.
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hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06,
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I'm yet to try it
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07,
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To be honest so am I
I'm not sure I could bring myself to do it.
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Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10,
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You're not truly Scottish until you are
after you have had one, you get the winged mars bar put onto your passport
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11,
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Which gives you a licence to kill(t)
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11,
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*spangs with the force of a thousand raging rhinos*
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:12,
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No-one told me!
*feels like an outcast*
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Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14,
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It's the most delicious.... ugh, just do it.
i want one now :(
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hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10,
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Can you get them darn sarf?
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10,
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*shakes head sadly*
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hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:20,
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I may take a mars bar into a chippy soon and just say 'deep fry this please :('
but my boyfriend would probably murder me.
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hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28,
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I have a craving for a low-fat chicken caesar salad
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11,
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Wow, that's really relevant to this conversation isn't it
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:12,
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it's a food craving
just not for
that
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13,
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I've not actually had one of those since living in scotland.
Had one in a chippy back in brumland when I was a nipper though.
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Gormo Doesn't LOL at cats, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:23,
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a chippie in Bromsgrove did them
not very impressed with battered marsbar if I'm honest.
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marksta : Back by Dope Demand, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30,
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much less desperate
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scott,, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01,
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of course I'm desperate
I've been through the b3ta men.
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02,
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those statements are in the wrong order
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scott,, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03,
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pfft
she hasn't been through me yet
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Enigmatic ™ Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05,
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she went through me like a bad kebab
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scott,, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05,
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cos you have a bit taste
and tell me no.
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06,
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You never asked
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Enigmatic ™ Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06,
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wanna rude up with me?
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07,
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you talked my into it, you smooth taking bastard
You want top or bottom?
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Enigmatic ™ Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08,
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bottom
we can swap over later.
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09,
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Lovely
I'll get the riding crop, you get the lube
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Enigmatic ™ Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10,
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bah.... I've run out
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11,
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damn, can you meet me in Noo Yawk?
They have a specialist shop there?
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Enigmatic ™ Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:12,
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can't
I'm at work all week.
:o(
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13,
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next week then
laters
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Enigmatic ™ Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14,
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oklies
ta raa
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:15,
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I may never know
I have to run and do some more work or i will never finish in time
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Enigmatic ™ Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13,
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Summer Of Sam, Bunny, Candles, Booze
BED
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01,
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my legs are sore
my lower back is sore
my jacket smells of beer
but I'm filled with happy
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GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01,
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/Sam blog?
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hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02,
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:-D
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03,
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WHO IS SAM YOU FLOOZY
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GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03,
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Steve Samyoufloozy works in the butchers down the road
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04,
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good!
*hugs*
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03,
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*points*
and you my dear.
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GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10,
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Yay happy
:)
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in vino veritas, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05,
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*grins*
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GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10,
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Meh.
Mostly boring. I spent the day with my extended family, which was nice. Although my little cousin is a pain in the arse & I'm the only one who'll discipline him in any way.
Then I came home & I've been sitting being an internet fatty. Rubbish Saturday night.
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SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02,
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Awww thanks, I didn't know I counted as extended family
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02,
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Hiding in my bushes doesn't count as spending the day with me.
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SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04,
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But it DOES count as spending the day in you
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05,
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As if you could last more than 30 seconds.
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SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06,
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That's only because you look 5
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09,
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& yet I'm still taller than you.
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SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10,
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Only when i'm lying down
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11,
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no
you're a short-arsed runt!
/rude and harsh.
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14,
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It's funny because it's true.
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SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:15,
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pfft
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:17,
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I've grown in my London years
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:15,
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I doubt this lots
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:18,
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He's only been there for a few months.
& he's spent most of those months hiding back home from the rapists & drug dealers.
Hardly 'London years'.
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SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:19,
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Yeah right
i'm not even black any more
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:20,
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Pfft.
You should've said!
... Wanna come over for coffee?
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SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:22,
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A friend of mine is from the town next to Bob's
and if his description's anything to go by, there's no shortage of rapists and drug dealers there either.
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Woodside Industries bloody hell, there's wasp in t'waders!, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:25,
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Really, where's he?
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:27,
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Stop stalking people!
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SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28,
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You're my one and only
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30,
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Don't you forget it.
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SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:32,
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He's from Hinckley, and has experienced the joys of Nuneaton on many occasions.
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Woodside Industries bloody hell, there's wasp in t'waders!, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30,
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Haha ohhhh
I thought you meant my little ghetto in London
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:31,
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I'M HERE NOW
*gets naked with*
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hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02,
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That's much better.
*snuggles*
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SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04,
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*kisses on cheek*
hallo gorgeous :P
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hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06,
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Hello.
I'm feeling a bit sulky tonight. Be nice to me please.
*awaits pandering*
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SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07,
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That gets funnier the longer you look at it.
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SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09,
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FILTH
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08,
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Quiet with music provided by the ever lovely Azra3l.
So this man...cute was he?
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Wicca'd Witch -it fills her with joy to see Moshers out jogging, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02,
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He has a cheeky smile
and a wicked sense of humour :oD
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04,
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You are absolutely utterly positive that he's not a b3tan?
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Wicca'd Witch -it fills her with joy to see Moshers out jogging, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05,
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he's a lurker
*shrugs* can't be helped, I obviously very attracted to a warped sense of humour.
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07,
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And you were doing so well ;)
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Wicca'd Witch -it fills her with joy to see Moshers out jogging, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09,
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:oD
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10,
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I want to go out. I have no one to go out with. I don't like the idea of going out by myself.
*curses friends with other plans*
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Kristine I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02,
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l r
n m
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03,
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that too
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Kristine I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04,
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I have just started editing Hindi
I have to get it done by Monday as I have to be in New York
only 5 languages to go tonight - and I lack sleep
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Enigmatic ™ Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04,
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I spent it mostly sleeping
because my sleep patterns have all been rubbish and it's been a long week.
But I woke up when Mr Veritas screamed in a particularly anguished fashion at Mario Kart on the Wii. And I couldn't get back to sleep.
So I got up, had a shower, put on some new pyjamas and watched a BBC4 drama-documentary about Kenneth Williams that I had downloaded on the iplayer.
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in vino veritas, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04,
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Depressing wasn't it?
I thought it made him out to be far more morose than he actually was - his diaries are full of funny bits.
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Wicca'd Witch -it fills her with joy to see Moshers out jogging, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07,
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It was rather sad
I liked the Joe Orton bits and thought the actors were all very good.
It's difficult to get an actor to play someone who's so familiar, yet all the Carry On cast were recognisable and convincing.
I think I'll see if the library have a copy of the diaries.
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in vino veritas, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11,
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Utterly fine thank you very much for asking
Glad yours turned out alright eventually.
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Ronnie Spleen Eats Nexus-6's for breakfast. Pris, usually., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05,
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mixed fortunes, really
I'm out of beer, but I have 4 new fish in the tank, so that's nice
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07,
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did the new fish drink the beer?
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08,
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no :D
the fish and beer are in no way linked
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09,
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we were babysitting tonight
we had an extra 2 children to babysit for tonight so made £40 rather than £20. Not bad for sitting watching TV and drinking their tea. I also managed to score some extra I.T work for the bloke's business so that's good.
am now listening to Synthesizer Hits (a dodgy cover of Fade to Grey by Visage)
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marksta : Back by Dope Demand, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28,
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I am orf to bed
GOODNIGHT PEOPLE OF /TALK
*goes off to make a litre of Gatorade*
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00,
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GAAAAATORADE
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00,
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Don't pee the bed
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Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00,
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I'll aim for yours
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01,
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You couldn't reach
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Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01,
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I bet he hears that often...
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Kristine I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02,
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I smell a challenge
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02,
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I smell fish
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04,
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Thats a big pot of piss.
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Tyronne will be carbon neutral-has stopped using pencils., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00,
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Gaytorade?
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BraynDedd pisses THROUGH the knob flap, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00,
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okloveyoububye!
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01,
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USE THE STRAWS, DAMMIT!
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Kristine I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01,
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STOP BEING SUCH HORRIBLE BULLIES
OR I'LL PUT ON SOME RIOT GEAR AND TURN OFF YOUR MONITORS
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GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:47,
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Ooh, Friz is so manly and rough and he can put his winkle up my bottom anytime
/Sam
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Friz 3.0 Damn You Elgar, Always There at my Lowest Points, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:47,
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Ooh, Sam, you flirt
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Friz 3.0 Damn You Elgar, Always There at my Lowest Points, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:48,
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im desperate
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moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:48,
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Be patient, i'm back in just over a week
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:51,
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I demand pintage at the weekend
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moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:53,
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a whole pint
what are you ,marc almond ?
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Tyronne will be carbon neutral-has stopped using pencils., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:53,
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*burps*
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moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:55,
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not exactly what they meant by `got milk` is it?
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Tyronne will be carbon neutral-has stopped using pencils., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:56,
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man?
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moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:58,
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last time I looked yes.
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Tyronne will be carbon neutral-has stopped using pencils., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:59,
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I might as well admit it
Yes, me and Moohalaa are going out
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:53,
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BOBSON IS MY INTERNET GIRLFRIEND
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moohalaa, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:54,
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Sam the man eh
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Tyronne will be carbon neutral-has stopped using pencils., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:54,
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big talk, little britches!
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:48,
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I'LL FUCK YOU UP
not really, I'm just a little pussy-cat
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GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:48,
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Sexy
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:49,
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WANKER
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Ronnie Spleen Eats Nexus-6's for breakfast. Pris, usually., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:56,
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:,(
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00,
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And here we see the greater spotted wobbler in his natural environment.
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Woodside Industries bloody hell, there's wasp in t'waders!, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01,
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fucking awesome!!
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jenpots nearly died, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:50,
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mostly :D
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GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01,
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*deploys caltrops*
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:51,
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DAMN YOUR FEET DESTRUCTION DEVICES
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GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:58,
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God I love you.
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LimeyTreat harder, better, faster, stronger, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:55,
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I bet you say that to all the armoured people you meet
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GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:59,
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*sex wee*
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Easty jihad your mum, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:56,
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/dry cleans
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GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:59,
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come on then
I'm game for a rumble
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:48,
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Prove it
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Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:48,
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My Grandma calls corned beef 'bully beef'.
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LimeyTreat harder, better, faster, stronger, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:49,
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My mum calls the TV remote the hoofer-doofer.
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Easty jihad your mum, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:49,
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It's what Noel Edmonds called it on 'Telly Addicts'
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Wicca'd Witch -it fills her with joy to see Moshers out jogging, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:50,
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hoofer-doofer dildo
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Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:50,
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It's the tellybox in our house.
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LimeyTreat harder, better, faster, stronger, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:51,
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It's called a progger.
Because you use it for progging.
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Gramar Natzi, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:51,
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As do I