morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Dec 2025, 6:34, Reply)

the people on this shift are fucking useless fucking cunts
morning
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 7:20, Reply)

Steam bum steam bum, you're a steam bum
You can give it to me, when I need to come alum
Steam bum steam bum, you're my steam bum
And baby you can turn me um

No offence
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 17:49, Reply)

This is my least favourite thread since the last one.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 17:52, Reply)

Oh come on m8
Give it a chance
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 18:08, Reply)

fewest

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:02, Reply)

When I was a yoot I used to bum steamy wee in a rizla
true story
( broadsword, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 18:22, Reply)

Wow, me too, what are the chances

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 20:10, Reply)

Now I am a man I just bum steamy wee in a chalwa
I just a rub it in me japper
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 20:13, Reply)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Dec 2025, 18:41, Reply)

Oh-oh, here she comes
Watch out, boy, she'll scald your hoop
Oh-oh, here she comes
She's a bum-steamer
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:23, Reply)

I love a nice steamed bun
Pork and chives, with a decent dipping sauce
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:34, Reply)

I cannot get enough of xiao long bao

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 20:08, Reply)

I cannot get enough But if you go carrying pictures
+ You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 6:21, Reply)

Oh, sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear
Sing it with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

Steam Bum,
Steam Bum,
Steam Bum,
Steam until your Steam Bum Poos
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:44, Reply)

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
I'm about to steam my bum, and I think I like it
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:44, Reply)

Gimme the bum, steamed and told
Gimme something that I missed (gimme the bum)
A hand to hold, wild and what it steams (gimme the bum)
Kill the king with love is the law
And then we'll turn round (gimme the bum)
Gimme steam child
And do you hear me call? (Gimme the bum)
On the loan and on the level
Still on the floor (gimme the bum)
Sing steam child
And do you hear at all?
Steam
Steam
Steam bum, steam bum bum, steam this corrosion to bum
Steam bum, steam bum bum, steam this corrosion to bum
Steam bum, steam bum bum, steam this corrosion to bum
Steam bum, steam bum bum
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:55, Reply)

I like this a lot.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Dec 2025, 21:05, Reply)

I got nothing to steam I ain't bummed before

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 22:36, Reply)

I eat hot cross steamed your bums
Sometimes

When I am not in hospital
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 20:40, Reply)

Sauna

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 23:00, Reply)

Yeah, Bummin' down a steam
That never would come to me
Workin' on a mystery
Goin' wherever it leads
Bummin' down a steam
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 1:17, Reply)

m'afternoon

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 13:34, Reply)

Gonads from Gloucester

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 14:30, Reply)

Nads from NJ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 14:40, Reply)

Bollocks from Bristol

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 14:41, Reply)

Do any people still speak proper new joisey?

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 15:48, Reply)

*doffs fedora*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 14:39, Reply)

*foffs dedora*

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 14:40, Reply)

foff foff foff dedora
foff it all the time
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 16:07, Reply)

This afternoon I are mostly donating blood

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 15:30, Reply)

Well if you're just giving it away, I'll take some.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 15:43, Reply)

What else are you donating? Sperm? Kidneys?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 16:17, Reply)

Good to see there are still some true gentlesirs in this world.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 16:07, Reply)

M'EOSTORM

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 16:18, Reply)

*masters the blade*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 17:39, Reply)

proud of you

( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 17:43, Reply)

*masters the bate*

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 17:47, Reply)

*blasters the maid*

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 19:12, Reply)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 6:31, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 8:45, Reply)

Bollocks from Basel yeah

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 9:13, Reply)

^ faulty tourist

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 10:04, Reply)

lob locks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 11:11, Reply)

lol coks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 11:55, Reply)

Lo, blocks

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 11:56, Reply)

look clobs

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 11:59, Reply)

boollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 12:16, Reply)

John Claude Van Glands

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 12:28, Reply)

Steven Seball

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 17:46, Reply)

Arnold Schwarzenacker

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2025, 1:37, Reply)

Morning flakes

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 9:29, Reply)

Yes it is.
Is it a good morning?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 10:03, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqn6bDA0B9k
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 11:13, Reply)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Dec 2025, 11:59, Reply)

Happy World AIDS Day!

( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 12:26, Reply)

God bless Diana for finding a cure. Princess of r hrts

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2025, 13:12, Reply)

Bollocks from France

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:56, Reply)

Burnt my neck etc

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:57, Reply)

Steam bum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:59, Reply)

You ain't nothin but a steam bum
A scalding all the time
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 13:16, Reply)

You ain't never caught a rabbit, unsurprisingly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:06, Reply)

is you is or is you ain't my rabbi?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:04, Reply)

Foreskin?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:07, Reply)

wasn't counting

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:07, Reply)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:08, Reply)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:09, Reply)

AND I DID

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:10, Reply)

FROM FRANCE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:11, Reply)

sacre bleullocks!

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:38, Reply)

In a tosseur sauce

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:01, Reply)

Les Bes Ges

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:38, Reply)

ingredients: butter, garlic, butter, garlic, butter, les ballons bleu, parsley

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:34, Reply)

Ours Barnabé

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 13:05, Reply)

You can fucking keep him, cheers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 13:16, Reply)

When it's spring again, I'll bring again+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 14:50, Reply)

Get fucked
In other news is it possible to have a “slight” heart attack for about 3 days and then the pain in your chest and arm and the pins and needles and numbness just stop?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 14:57, Reply)

Fuck off you rétarde

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:15, Reply)

It's only when posts like this show up on the popular page
that I remember that trans-obsessed coke-ravaged fucking stupid fucking cunt pederast exists. It pains me to say that ignore2.0 isn't completely shit, it has its uses.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:45, Reply)

^hoisted with his own retard

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:32, Reply)

yes it's possible. certainly if you die because of it.

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:09, Reply)

sudden symptom cessation syndrome

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:38, Reply)

Oui Oui
LOL
Wee Wee
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:12, Reply)

Tits

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:19, Reply)

BUMMING

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:18, Reply)

STEAM BUMMING

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:47, Reply)

SILENT BUMMING

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:53, Reply)

BLADE BUMMER

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:11, Reply)

COOL BUMMINGS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:18, Reply)

GHOST BUMMERS

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:41, Reply)

LOGAN'S BUM

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 16:45, Reply)

FORREST BUM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:39, Reply)

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST BUMMER

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 17:44, Reply)

THE ENGLISHMAN WHO WENT UP A BUM BUT CAME DOWN A BUM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:06, Reply)

I love the soundtrack to that: BUM BA BUM BUM BUM, BUM BUM BA BUM

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:36, Reply)

GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BUMS OF STEAM

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:50, Reply)

STEAM AMERICA: BUM POLICE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 19:39, Reply)

The Bum, The Bum, His Bum and Her Bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 19:57, Reply)

Bum After Reading

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 20:27, Reply)

The Nutty Professor 2: The Bums

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Nov 2025, 21:13, Reply)

Des connories

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 19:41, Reply)

Le Fesse-Vapeur

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 21:26, Reply)

Morning
- at last, our time is here!
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 7:41, Reply)

Suck my balls

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 8:30, Reply)

PISSFLAPS

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:01, Reply)

no
- I have them on ignore
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:45, Reply)

edible genitals

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:07, Reply)

all genitals are edible if you think about it

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:45, Reply)

Robocock
Undigestable
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 30 Nov 2025, 11:19, Reply)

underneath edible underpants... just like, chew in and keep going

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 18:42, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:29, Reply)

yes!
Bright sunshine and frost - I'm feeling far too positive for this cess pit of misanthropy.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:47, Reply)

Wotcha
Stood on the train platform and the train doors perfectly aligned with my position... best day ever
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 30 Nov 2025, 9:52, Reply)

alright Gwyneth, you'll die in this timeline though

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 10:46, Reply)

😭
Which timeline don't I die in?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 30 Nov 2025, 11:18, Reply)

The one in which your scientific experiments with Goop result in you discovering the secret of eternal life.
So, none of them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 11:36, Reply)

FML

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:17, Reply)

Steam bum

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 11:45, Reply)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 13:00, Reply)

Tiocfaidh ár lá, or something

( .Yeti., Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:45, Reply)

Hullo bottomist's
Just sustained yet another workplace injury ffs. Steam burn from a giant vat of salt beef today. I think I might be too stupid for this job.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:13, Reply)

+Too stupid for this job
Too stupid by fob
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:13, Reply)

*sympathetic belm*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:17, Reply)

You've got to risk it for the brisket.

( .Yeti., Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:18, Reply)

Tom Stopped

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:22, Reply)

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Stoppard are dead

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:27, Reply)

Tomb Stoppard

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:27, Reply)

Tom Stoppedheart

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:31, Reply)

He was born a Czech, and he was dead when I checked, coincidence?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:26, Reply)

Tom Czeched Out

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:36, Reply)

Time to watch Brazil again
- it's the only piece of media I have that's even remotely connected, and it's a good enough excuse.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:36, Reply)

or, or, right, is it possible that it's an unsafe workplace?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:32, Reply)

It's only unsafe if you're a fucking idiot

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:36, Reply)

No one should have to steam their bum m8

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:38, Reply)

Depends on whether all of Queef's colleagues are suffering accidents at the same rate
or if he's just a massive flailing spazmo.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:55, Reply)

not necessarily mutually exclusive

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:17, Reply)

I suppose can't discount the possibility that this business exclusively employs MFS's.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Nov 2025, 18:24, Reply)

That's quite the self own

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 20:56, Reply)

I'm sure you're right but I can't work out how

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 21:08, Reply)

You've owned half of yourself half as well as you should like,
and less than half of yourself half as well as you deserve.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Nov 2025, 22:49, Reply)

I was going to ask about this but it's too late, it's all steam bum here now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 21:14, Reply)

I mean, at least I haven't got steam bum from a giant vat of salt beef

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 21:09, Reply)

for this job
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 19:19, Reply)

i've injured myself at work so many times now man
you'll be fine
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 19:46, Reply)

I just apologised to my ex
The stupid part is that I only did it because I'm missing the sex. Trust me, you don't have the monopoly on stupid.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 20:55, Reply)

Tom sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 29 Nov 2025, 23:02, Reply)

I dunno why you are bothering. Your 50 off. You e tried, sack it off

( mongychops, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 0:11, Reply)

Good afternoon fellow humans
Alt: arses
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 12:28, Reply)

Hello fellow human
What human activities are you doing today?
( SpoonMeiser, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:00, Reply)

I am painting one of my lounge walls

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:16, Reply)

If you really want to fit in with your fellow humans, you'll paint them all

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:17, Reply)

There can be only one

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 16:44, Reply)

i'm doing a poo out of my bum

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 15:02, Reply)

you wouldn't last 5 minutes in a bossa nova club

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 15:08, Reply)

pretty sure i'd get kicked out of anywhere for that

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 19:48, Reply)

not out of the shitter, surely

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 21:14, Reply)

How dare you use that pronoun
I wish to be referred to as an Elizabethan trinket case
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:29, Reply)

I identify as an attack helicopter lol
one for brb there, he loves that one.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:33, Reply)

i believe i can fly
spread my rotors out and touch the sky
i think about it every night and day
brb is a retarded gay
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:35, Reply)

It's the right wing joke!
It must have been weeks since I saw brb complain about it last.
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:46, Reply)

Is that spackfuck still posting?
I got naughty stepped for claiming he raped children...

Whoops, see you lot next week
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:03, Reply)

you mean he doesn't?

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:37, Reply)

Not been banhammered yet
So maybe
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 30 Nov 2025, 12:18, Reply)

It's clever, but it does leave one open to the obvious riposte, "fuck off"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:18, Reply)

You don't know what a pronoun is, I see

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:15, Reply)

a very experienced name of a person, place, or thing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:40, Reply)

like brb's botty plug?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 15:02, Reply)

Anii

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:07, Reply)

I'm posting here in defiance of my normally conservative demeanor, hello

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 14:16, Reply)

H'i

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 16:48, Reply)

morn
ing
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 7:57, Reply)

Hi
ya
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 29 Nov 2025, 8:04, Reply)

ouch you ka ra te chopped me

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 8:07, Reply)

Buongiorno

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 8:54, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 10:01, Reply)

ning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 10:03, Reply)

nong

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 10:35, Reply)

nanny

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 11:33, Reply)

gninrom

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 12:12, Reply)

Hi gunt's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:40, Reply)

I'm not used to actually working for a living
It's a bit of a shock tbh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:46, Reply)

take a week off m8
I did. And next week I'm taking another one
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:55, Reply)

Welcome to capitalism

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 21:10, Reply)

Im' not sure youre' using apostrophes cor'rectly sir queef

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:54, Reply)

where wer'e going we do'nt need apostroph'es

( broadsword, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 19:01, Reply)

bollock's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 20:59, Reply)

ive' been avoid'ing men'tioning that for month's
Its' be'en pain'ful
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 21:30, Reply)

New De La Soul album y/n

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 19:42, Reply)

only heard one track so far on skratch bastids record of the week
dunno needs more investigation
( broadsword, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 20:01, Reply)

Worth a listen, great guest list

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 21:15, Reply)

Been too busy to check
Not much of a fan of their records generally but they do an amazing live show
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 20:35, Reply)

After her husband's disappearance, Maria Luiza opens a Bossa Nova club in defiance of her normally conservative demeanor.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 2:47, Reply)

I wish I was an orphan sometimes

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 21:14, Reply)

Early afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 12:25, Reply)

Trois
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz7nq8r1x11o
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 12:40, Reply)

5/7 everyone’s a winnet

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 12:45, Reply)

Sebastian dried-on excreta

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 13:00, Reply)

🧣🍆🐶

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 13:08, Reply)

You've got to be innet

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 14:03, Reply)

4/7
Cricket and Superman got me
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 13:19, Reply)

6/7 Dermatobia hominis infestation

( .Yeti., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 14:30, Reply)

3/wee

( broadsword, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:39, Reply)

While it's not exactly true that everyone in America is out to get you, pretty much everyone is solely out for themselves, and in practice it amounts to the same thing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 16:29, Reply)

afternoon, might buy some shit

( broadsword, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 16:29, Reply)

It's a renewable resource

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 16:30, Reply)

repooable

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 17:13, Reply)

resauce

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 17:30, Reply)

Fuck off you resauce.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Nov 2025, 17:40, Reply)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 7:13, Reply)

correct

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 7:21, Reply)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 7:24, Reply)

morning, might buy some shit

( broadsword, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 7:37, Reply)

shit, might buy some morning

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 8:03, Reply)

So when is it white Friday then?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 8:19, Reply)

It's a week after rainbow Friday

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 8:27, Reply)

I JUST WANT MY COUNTRY BACK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 8:47, Reply)

+L
claxxxon etc.
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:30, Reply)

Bring back Man Friday

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:29, Reply)

Chainmail made of iron is Fe mail, is there nothing that isn't woke anymore?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:56, Reply)

I may buy myself a new pair of running shoes as a Black Friday purchase
I always get the same thing so I know what the regular price is so if I'll be able to tell if it's really a bargain.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:05, Reply)

Follow me for more helpful handy tips and hints and advice on life

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:24, Reply)

I always wear Brooks and they never seem to be on discount
Clearly there’s a conspiracy involving Big Shoe
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:38, Reply)

Warren Buffet's fault
I think he owns them
( $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:42, Reply)

Warren Buffet Ronald Mcdonald
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:06, Reply)

I used to use Brooks - great shoes, but I run a LOT and they wear out quickly
For the past couple of years I've worn Asics GT 2000 and they seem to last. They update them every now and again so you can get the previous iteration for a hefty saving sometimes.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:47, Reply)

Yeah the road ones do wear out quickly if you do long miles.
I try and find last years or older iterations which are usually cheaper.
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:50, Reply)

I like New Balance as a general running shoe
but as Cheers said, I always favour Brooks
( $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:41, Reply)

I really like NB but find Asics are good to run in and are really hard-wearing too

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:50, Reply)

I’ve tried loads of different brands but none seem as comfy as Brooks

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:51, Reply)

Years ago I went to a sports shop and they filmed me on a treadmilll
They recommended Brooks and I used them for years, great shoes, but I just found I was getting through them too quickly - after a couple of months they looked like I'd been using them as dogs toys. Asics GT2000 feel just as comfy and last a good few months.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:13, Reply)

Was it Runner's Need?
They always seem to recommend Brooks
( $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:50, Reply)

Dunno
it was a long time ago. I don't mind though, it was the type of support I wanted to make sure I was getting right rather than the brand.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 12:38, Reply)

+k

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 2:32, Reply)

^Asic itch

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Nov 2025, 12:59, Reply)

CONSUME OBEY
Ha, yeah that's right I got you.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:12, Reply)

oh man, I'm going to have to go home and re-think my entire life now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:20, Reply)

Wake up $hperson!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:42, Reply)

-re-think my entire life now +buy a t-shirt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 14:17, Reply)

Mornington
Payday 😁
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:31, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:41, Reply)

Morning
Just got myself a Black Friday corner desk for the home office.
( .Yeti., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:01, Reply)

Friday corner desk for the dildo e office. osexual playtime funfest or something.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:15, Reply)

That came free with the desk.
Why do you think I ordered it?
( .Yeti., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:31, Reply)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:55, Reply)

Smell you later

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:56, Reply)

lol

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:56, Reply)

Yo homes, to bellend

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:53, Reply)

FRESH!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:17, Reply)

Right up the arse
You slaaaaaaaag
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:56, Reply)

Oh, I'm awfully sorry
- I don't know what came over me
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:57, Reply)

yes you do you harlotte

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:59, Reply)

An elephant by the looks of your hair

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:12, Reply)

Nutkins was renowned for his natural ebullience and unruly hair style

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 1:07, Reply)

new word on me
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 1:18, Reply)

nutkins nutkins nutkins

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 1:19, Reply)

packham packam

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 6:37, Reply)

Packham up, Packham in, let me begin...

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Nov 2025, 7:00, Reply)

Can you tell me the way to Packham? Excuse me? How does one get to Packham from here?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 14:17, Reply)

Some ignorant fuckwobble at work made a racist remark and got the sack
He didn't realise the boss was Jewish
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:35, Reply)

Poor Queef, he only just got that new job

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:37, Reply)

LOL
fuck him
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:39, Reply)

Did you hear about the mohel with poor eyesight who bungled a bris?
He got the sac!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:56, Reply)

Yakety yak
Don't cut sac!
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:28, Reply)

excellent, we love to see it

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:44, Reply)

Typical yids

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:46, Reply)

Saw on the BBC news that some doctor has been suspended for antisemetic remarks and I just wanted to say that I have nothing against the jews and think they're much better than those awful muslims

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:53, Reply)

Pfft, amateur.
We've got a doctor up here who's been charged with stalking his son's rape victim, up your game.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:46, Reply)

acute angina

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:43, Reply)

I hate U2 baby

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:55, Reply)

arc, tongue

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:00, Reply)

Edgy.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:00, Reply)

Bono sounds like a clown's name
Uncle Bono's Magic and Balloon Show
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:02, Reply)

Uncle Bono's made a balloon atomic bomb, what do?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:03, Reply)

Uncle Bono says every time he bursts a balloon animal, a child dies in Africa, please stop him!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:04, Reply)

Pop goes the
Eswatini
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:40, Reply)

he pops, zulus

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:23, Reply)

+m

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:13, Reply)

BMS just sent out a discontinuation notice for thalidomide capsules,
we use them to make a suspension for poor little kiddies with cancer. I can only conclude that Big Pharma's motto is "Kiddies with cancer? Fuck 'em."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:56, Reply)

They are for profit. No point making stuff for free

( mongychops, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:04, Reply)

£300 a pack, they were doing OK from it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:06, Reply)

For chemo nausea?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:05, Reply)

No, to treat multiple myeloma.
Comes in 50mg capsules but we make it into a liquid for children's hospitals, unlicensed specialist use. It does seem to be effective for that indication, obviously massive pregnancy prevention programme to go with it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:11, Reply)

I heard ur face is a massive pregnancy prevention programme, m{2^3}.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:07, Reply)

horny girls HATE me!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:22, Reply)

Your an unlicensed special

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:21, Reply)

That's probably it, and they don't want to make them pregnant with deformed babies.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:19, Reply)

differently formed

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 1:15, Reply)

The boss is always Jewish

( mongychops, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:00, Reply)

Bruce Springstein

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:47, Reply)

Borscht in the USA

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:21, Reply)

Born to Run (the world)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:10, Reply)

Humanoid Reptilian Touch

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 19:12, Reply)

I'd like to think at least some of us live in a world where you can get sacked for making racist remarks without the boss being Jewish

( .Yeti., Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:25, Reply)

Good
I have to work with 2 of the most racist old bitches it has ever been my misfortune to meet. I have given hints to HR, but they've been there for donkey's years and I don't want to rock the boat too much.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:05, Reply)

I don't think HR can really do much with hints.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:27, Reply)

HR from Bad Brains?
Yeah he's famous for not taking hints
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:50, Reply)

That's because his brain is quite bad.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:07, Reply)

alright 'not Forrest'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:49, Reply)

fuck the jews, man

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:49, Reply)

Might do an afternoon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:21, Reply)

don't worry if you can't finish it, there's always tomorrow

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:24, Reply)

I've butchered my fingers on a bacon slicer
Fucking hurts
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:29, Reply)

ugh that sounds grim

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:33, Reply)

b3ta etc

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:37, Reply)

I did that once
they're sharp fuckers aren't they?
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:40, Reply)

fingers?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 15:07, Reply)

calculators

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:40, Reply)

Or possibly Sean Beans

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:41, Reply)

Do you work in a butchers or are you just too much of a food snob to buy the pre-sliced stuff?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:46, Reply)

He's a bacon slicer warrior

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:06, Reply)

Artisan charcutier m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:16, Reply)

Ooh, what's her name?

( mongychops, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:58, Reply)

Well I liked it
*clicks*
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:32, Reply)

The mandolins of the meat world

( .Yeti., Thu 27 Nov 2025, 14:00, Reply)

#Infest

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:48, Reply)

Neil Youngzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:51, Reply)

Were you in a rash?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 14:43, Reply)

He'll know not to be rasher in future

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:34, Reply)

just being ham fisted

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:34, Reply)

he's a b(e)acon of calm

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:48, Reply)

You're not supposed to give yourself the bacon slicer treatment

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 15:04, Reply)

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

( $$ ✅, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 15:52, Reply)

25p ham

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:36, Reply)

rob's divorce settlement

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:37, Reply)

actual lol

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:02, Reply)

+ster

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:46, Reply)

Do you have anything else you could fuck with until your fingers heal?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:36, Reply)

a finger of fuck is just enough

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:45, Reply)

Fucked until my fingers bled, was the summer of fisty time!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 2:27, Reply)