^mornin9
( MiseryCunt, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 6:50, Reply)

y3s

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 8:04, Reply)

H I T L E R

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 17 Oct 2025, 8:10, Reply)

a wild Hitler appears!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 8:24, Reply)

morninr̸̨̧̞̮̩̠̺̪͕͉̣̬̻͔̬̬̙̥̲̥̣̩̙͎͖͔̹̠͇͖͕̰̬̭͖̪͈̰̼̗͇͙̣͖̈́͗͗̑̈́̂̄̆̓̄̄̌͑͒̇̾̽́̐͐̈́̽͆̄͆̾̐̾̀͆͌̿̐̋̐́̀̏̒̏͘͘̕͜͝͝͠͝ͅ
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 8:24, Reply)

Nurse! It's happening again.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 8:26, Reply)

Ace of Spades Frehley

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 1:43, Reply)

Kiss of death

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 6:12, Reply)

Blayzit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 16:20, Reply)

on it

( $$ ✅, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 16:26, Reply)

Respect

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 17:02, Reply)

My day has been mostly anuses with a smattering of penuses

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 16:28, Reply)

no testicles?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 17:02, Reply)

I have seen testicles today but have not directly interacted with them

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 17:52, Reply)

in actual fact seeing is a form of interaction, just as physical in its own way as touching, or rubbing, or gently caressing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 17:54, Reply)

In physics, the observer effect is the disturbance of an observed system by the act of observation.
In medicine, 2can can disturb testicles just by looking at them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 18:51, Reply)

They call him The Testicle Disturber

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 19:11, Reply)

This is the reason he began disturbing testicles
🥷🏻
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 19:13, Reply)

Peel session, etc

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 19:14, Reply)

^ prefers long play

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 19:18, Reply)

darwin deezzzzzz

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 19:16, Reply)

This is why your clients give you poor Google reviews

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 22:33, Reply)

Goolie reviews

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 1:33, Reply)

Have nips with that. Braw!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 17:02, Reply)

smattered penus with a side of nips?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 17:53, Reply)

æreõlä

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 17:56, Reply)

n0mz0rz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 20:58, Reply)

Ha-ha, this-a-way
Ha-ha, that-a-way
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 16:40, Reply)

A little bit of magic in his Japanese eye

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 17:02, Reply)

Oh you cunt
I'll have that in my head all night now
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 19:33, Reply)

Based on a song by Leadbelly, pointless musical fact fans

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 19:35, Reply)

my oh my

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 21:05, Reply)

Cheez-It

( .Yeti., Thu 16 Oct 2025, 16:45, Reply)

Bop it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 17:03, Reply)

twist it

( MiseryCunt, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 19:27, Reply)

Erry day m🎱

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 17:49, Reply)

I will not partake in an illegal activity
Unless it's crack
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 16 Oct 2025, 18:25, Reply)

cractivity

( MiseryCunt, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 18:34, Reply)

The RoboCop film poster is a painting, not a photo or a still from the film.
FACT-BOMB!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 16 Oct 2025, 18:54, Reply)

And you know who used to like painting? Hitler
Really makes you think
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 19:36, Reply)

He still does

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 16 Oct 2025, 19:47, Reply)

I'm always thinking about Hitler.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 16 Oct 2025, 19:50, Reply)

i can't cum without hitler

( MiseryCunt, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 20:21, Reply)

Everything reminds me of Hitler

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 22:33, Reply)

I think that's heily unlikely

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 22:41, Reply)

my adolf on the sholf does

( MiseryCunt, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 23:04, Reply)

Waaaaay ahead of you

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 19:50, Reply)

afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:18, Reply)

delete this please

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:19, Reply)

-this +your account

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:22, Reply)

+ and kill yourself

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 14:55, Reply)

Good evening.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:40, Reply)

Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 15:21, Reply)

Oh man, which thread

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 14:07, Reply)

oh man, it's the afternoon thread!!!!
Fucking check it the fuck out!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:18, Reply)

Just handed in my notice
Panowie
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:19, Reply)

Onwards and upwards

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 14:29, Reply)

aww yeah

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:22, Reply)

Shit just got mad real

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:28, Reply)

Oh, I am

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:59, Reply)

What a time to be alive

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 14:36, Reply)

do I reply to?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 14:07, Reply)

This one obv

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 14:36, Reply)

Can’t wait for the afternoon thread, bet it’s gonna be off the chain

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:53, Reply)

Which bit off the chain? I hope it's the bit they used in the Grand Prix.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:58, Reply)

I hope Mick Fleetwood dresses as a giant chicken for it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 12:01, Reply)

If I know Mick as well as I think I do, he already has.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 12:13, Reply)

What if, right, he takes off the giant chicken costume and he's actually a giant chicken underneath

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:02, Reply)

Fleetwood BWAAAWK

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 15:11, Reply)

the 22nd yard

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 12:02, Reply)

Yes mi lion

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 12:03, Reply)

Stevie Styx

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 12:04, Reply)

Christine McDie

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 12:12, Reply)

Gone Pas de Vie

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 12:12, Reply)

Peter Gangrene

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 12:18, Reply)

Lindsey Kickedthebucketham

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 12:19, Reply)

Bob Squelch

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 14:27, Reply)

Neil Fin

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 16:12, Reply)

RIP Fleetwood

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 12:38, Reply)

3/15 :(
Guardian topical news quiz
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 12:48, Reply)

"this week, the Thursday quiz imagines the ghost of Liberace would like to know which of these people has won the most Academy Awards for best actress"
Ron from Sparks is no longer featured, I used to image that would improve it but no.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 12:59, Reply)

The Thursday quiz imagines what the ghost of Liberace would like to know?
How delighfully wackè.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:23, Reply)

If you're not funny, trying harder is probably not going to work out

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:50, Reply)

Why would it be on a chain?
It's not a keyring
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 12:50, Reply)

No need to be pendantic

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:10, Reply)

This did not get the attention it deserved

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 22:27, Reply)

Shit is lit yo

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:12, Reply)

🔥

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:16, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 16 Oct 2025, 8:26, Reply)

this place is A MESS!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 8:28, Reply)

Alright, david bowie

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 16 Oct 2025, 8:33, Reply)

More or less, yeah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 9:40, Reply)

No frickin way dude!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 10:35, Reply)

404ning, more like

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 10:52, Reply)

Great news coming into work this morning,
the courier left another delivery for the ambulance station on the same random bloke's doormat a mile away. There's another parcel out for delivery today, apparently the depot manager has phoned the driver to tell him to take it to the right place, which is reassuring.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 10:59, Reply)

if his previous instruction was to leave it in the wrong place, then I think this might work this time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:07, Reply)

I only put things in the wrong place if I've been told to put them in the wrong place
It's just a rule I live by. Always have.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:23, Reply)

I think this is good advice to live by.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:23, Reply)

What if the wrong place is the right place though

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:24, Reply)

Then it’ll be rightly left right in the wrong place.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:28, Reply)

Rightly or wrongly, he left it down in the wrong place, up from the right place.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:30, Reply)

"I've told you, we're not doing it that way again, it hurts too much." - Mrs horrible

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:32, Reply)

Right in the left earhole

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:37, Reply)

Sac in blac

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:14, Reply)

^ putting the 'jest' in gestational

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:28, Reply)

To cut a Long Story Short, happy birthday, Gary Kemp!

( $$ ✅, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:37, Reply)

I hope everyone chipped in to get him a hairy gimp

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:43, Reply)

RIP Gonz

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:52, Reply)

Good *ning
* insert time zone here
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 18:30, Reply)

AET
Almost EmmerdaleTime
(Planearm, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 19:19, Reply)

Emmerdale has returned to the tragic demise of Liv Dingle as Aaron Dingle commemorates three years since her television death, it says here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 20:19, Reply)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 20:21, Reply)

The Cardigans’ album?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 20:27, Reply)

^ sick and tired

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 22:33, Reply)

that's not the real planearm btw

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 20:35, Reply)

You keep saying this as if it matters

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 20:36, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8459330
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 20:59, Reply)

It’s even more dull than the real one, so close enough

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 20:38, Reply)

Eh?
*googles*
Oh
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 22:53, Reply)

what did you google?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 9:08, Reply)

the googles, obv

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 11:08, Reply)

Trying to sew while pissed isn't a good idea

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 21:52, Reply)

Have you tried pissing while sewed?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Oct 2025, 22:09, Reply)

It very much depends on where you're sewed.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 10:55, Reply)

hi bumhole's
Queef here with a cool afternoon thread for you. Only cool people allowed here.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 12:11, Reply)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 12:17, Reply)

can't you read?
OUT
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 12:34, Reply)

Fuck him, Queen Smegwin, fuck him

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:54, Reply)

is that a typo
or do you know something?
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:46, Reply)

We are not amused

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 18:51, Reply)

Message received and understood, I'll sit this one out.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 12:30, Reply)

Hey don't be so hasty m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 12:36, Reply)

I complained to a courier this morning because they made an egregious delivery error which the ambulance service correctly told us "may have been fatal to the public".
They replied and said "I am sorry for the inconveniences cause with regards to the mentioned parcel." So that's alright then.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:19, Reply)

I think that's the first time I've ever deployed the word "egregious" in a serious sentence,
which I guess *does* make me cool.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:20, Reply)

it fucken does

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:22, Reply)

/chat is srs bsns

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:38, Reply)

You'd explicitly instructed them not to leave your Rohypnol delivery with a neighbour?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:39, Reply)

A big box containing four filled ambulance pouches lol
The courier took it to the same building number, I'll give him that. Admittedly it wasn't an ambulance station as stated on the address label, it was a residential house a mile away on a different street, but he obviously looked at the welcome mat and the catflap and thought "yep, this is the place" and left it sitting in the rain. Fortunately the neighbour watched this happen and went to take it inside before noticing it was addressed to the ambulance station, and took it there rather than injecting himself with all the drugs therein.

Thank fuck it wasn't garold, or we'd be reading his OD liveblog right now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 18:06, Reply)

help i'm lost

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 12:39, Reply)

take a pew
everything's ok
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:22, Reply)

I shouldn’t be here

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 12:50, Reply)

I've got to call my boss to resign later
not looking forward to that, he's a great bloke
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:23, Reply)

If he’s as good of a boss as you say he’ll be happy for you
That, or he’ll kick you in the gunt
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:30, Reply)

Make him a platter with 'I RESIGN' spelled out in prosciutto

( .Yeti., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:37, Reply)

You don't have to resign, just don't turn up for work ever again.
With a bit of luck it will take them a while to work out that they should stop paying you.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:42, Reply)

*Fonzie's*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:04, Reply)

eyyyyyy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:14, Reply)

*sits on it*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:48, Reply)

erect-amundo

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:44, Reply)

Who is the arbiter of cool? I need to know if I’m cool or not.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:07, Reply)

it's me m8, you're safe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:14, Reply)

If you have to ask, you're not cool enough

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:28, Reply)

Ah, piss.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:35, Reply)

OK, here now.
So what happens when not cool people post, do you ignore them or just delete the entire thread?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:07, Reply)

I haven't really thought it through tbh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:15, Reply)

Am I cool?
I don’t believe in transformers though?

You know those chicks with dicks…does that make me cool?
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:18, Reply)

well from what I can see in the media, being mental is cool nowadays so maybe you are

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:24, Reply)

I may be mental
But I am not that mental that I believe a man is a woman etc.

Unless it’s you.
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:30, Reply)

alright JK, get back to writing the wizard books now, there's a good lass

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:31, Reply)

Oh no, you are one of those fucking blue haired insane Fucknuts that believes in 300 genders aren’t you?
Which one of them do you identify as? A wanker?
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:41, Reply)

Well, that escalated quickly.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:46, Reply)

Right though…yeah?

(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:09, Reply)

I can see you're far too clever to argue with, so I'm just going to go along with whatever you say.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:20, Reply)

So that’s a fucking yes then.
Go get some blue rinse
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:41, Reply)

Why, if I already have blue hair?
I'm beginning to think that you might actually be a fucking idiot.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:47, Reply)

It doesn't understand hair colour possibilities

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:55, Reply)

I think it's back on cocaine again, it hasn't shitposted this furiously and incoherently for ages.
I'm amazed its heart hasn't exploded yet, can only be a matter of time now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 15:13, Reply)

lol

( MiseryCunt, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 20:23, Reply)

So edgy
Wanna cyber?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:49, Reply)

You're right, it's definitely Linehan rather than Rowling.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:57, Reply)

I do

( $$ ✅, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:14, Reply)

I know YOU do, you bloody rascal!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:44, Reply)

Oh no, you’re one of those fucknuts that gets angry about people just trying to live their lives without it having any impact on you whatsoever, aren’t you?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:34, Reply)

But it does have an impact on me.
On all of us.

You fucking knob.

Forcing me to call people things they aren’t is an impact isn’t it?
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:42, Reply)

No-one is forcing you though are they

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:43, Reply)

I might force it to choke on rancid ball batter though

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:55, Reply)

Fucking try me

(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:57, Reply)

Ah, yes
The anti-trans fuckwit who writes under the pseudonym of Robert Galbraith.
The only woman since Debbie McGee to successfully milk a small wizard for decades.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:16, Reply)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:30, Reply)

That second sentence is going to stay with me

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 18:07, Reply)

Good

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 19:50, Reply)

*flashes minge*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:32, Reply)

*sniffs*
*faints*
(Chocco The Real Spanishfy, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:42, Reply)

We've all had one off the wrist to Eva Lin, m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:48, Reply)

Lin Braun
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:49, Reply)

Tong tian lao shu xia jiang yr nan
Eva Lin is known for Dan bo dan (1981), Tong tian lao shu xia jiang nan (1978) and Assault of Final Rival (1978).
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:25, Reply)

Bit racist.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 22:40, Reply)

Yo

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:28, Reply)

sup

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:32, Reply)

Naink

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:14, Reply)

Safe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 18:55, Reply)

Hi, fellow truth seekers

( $$ ✅, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:14, Reply)

Is a certain fucking lunatic posting in our midst again, by any chance?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Oct 2025, 15:08, Reply)

Yes but this place has attracted several certain fucking lunatics over the years.
So who can say which one it is?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 15:21, Reply)

Well I've got a fairly good idea.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Oct 2025, 16:51, Reply)

New oven delivered, it arrived much earlier than they said so they had to deal with the fumes from my 'breakfast', hope the driver is ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 15:22, Reply)

sounds sexual
count me in
( $$ ✅, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 16:31, Reply)

do you mean you'd had a massive shit?
I'm struggling with the quote marks' significance tbh
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:06, Reply)

they have the same significance as yours, except they're double

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:11, Reply)

the room was thick with weed smoke, herbal breakfast innit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:23, Reply)

aha righto

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:47, Reply)

Is Spanishfly dead yet?
I mean, I fucken hope so, but y'know
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 16:51, Reply)

Noncemurder is all the rage these days, so you never know.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:13, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 6:33, Reply)

Smeggus Maximus Wallacia!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 6:36, Reply)

Say what you see!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 8:02, Reply)

a cunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 10:28, Reply)

Glandiator

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 9:56, Reply)

Seems dark out. Fuck that.

( mongychops, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 6:50, Reply)

Getting light now, so it’ll all be okay.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 7:36, Reply)

Bit insulting to us blinds

( mongychops, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 7:52, Reply)

Only a bit insulting?
I’d better try harder.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 8:45, Reply)

You can sign what you like about blind people.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 9:04, Reply)

Happy White Cane Safety Day!

( $$ ✅, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 8:56, Reply)

Who said that

( mongychops, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 10:10, Reply)

Pull yourself together oh hahaha

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 9:13, Reply)

To make wooden Venetian blinds, you'll need to prepare the wooden slats, assemble them with a lifting mechanism, and finish the project.
The slats can be cut from a larger piece of wood or by replacing the slats on an existing blind.
After cutting the slats to size, you'll need to create holes for the control cords, sand and finish the wood,
then reassemble the blinds by threading the cords through the slats and attaching the headrail and bottom rail.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 11:30, Reply)

They wooden go

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 11:31, Reply)

Your mam's a slat

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 11:36, Reply)

whereas yours is fitted with a lifting mechanism

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 11:38, Reply)

Yeah well she has to be because she's grossly overweight
So take that and thread it through your control cord hole
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 11:49, Reply)

you might want to sand and finish the wood yeah

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 12:41, Reply)

I'm sanding and finishing my wood as I type this

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 12:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8459256
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 16:35, Reply)

pissflaps

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 7:19, Reply)

morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 8:56, Reply)

And when they met....
it was moiduh!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 9:37, Reply)

Drawn Struzan

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 18:47, Reply)

i just ate an entire quiche

( MiseryCunt, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 19:01, Reply)

sheesh

( MiseryCunt, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 19:27, Reply)

niche

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 19:54, Reply)

/connery

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 19:54, Reply)

"no, it's my nephew"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 20:50, Reply)

On the dating circuit?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 0:18, Reply)

Quiche Richards

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 20:49, Reply)

Peter Flanpton

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 20:51, Reply)

Did you eat it slowly or quichely?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 20:53, Reply)

Nelly Frittata

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 21:00, Reply)

Pizza Gabriel

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 21:01, Reply)

Filo Collins

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 21:02, Reply)

Samosa Smith

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 21:03, Reply)

Scone Bon Jovi

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 21:05, Reply)

if you’re one of those pricks who pronounces Scone to rhyme with Cone then fuck you

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 21:06, Reply)

It's pronounced 'scone'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Oct 2025, 22:17, Reply)

shkon, like my niche

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 22:56, Reply)

On the dating circuit?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 0:48, Reply)

fuck you then

( MiseryCunt, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 23:55, Reply)

That fella who did why does it always rain on me, oh lol

( mongychops, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 0:26, Reply)

Flan Healy

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 0:47, Reply)

Well, that's next week's tedious image challenge set

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 19:39, Reply)

cheer up grumpy gus!

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 19:55, Reply)

That's the following week's tedious image challenge set

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 20:01, Reply)

Also, haven't you got a photo of Fraser to 'shop repeatedly?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 22:57, Reply)

omg guy's
Seems like I've got a new job. woo yay dibnah
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:33, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8383318
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:36, Reply)

African Bum Cleaner actually

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:41, Reply)

Aw aye?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:40, Reply)

y
the place I tried out for earlier this year. chap who ended up getting the job instead of me has left due to long term health issues, and as their 2nd choice I've been offered the role. sloppy seconds, but I don't care, it's pretty much my dream job
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:43, Reply)

Backup fluffer, eh?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8459176
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:57, Reply)

-long term health issues +the slow poison i administered

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:27, Reply)

Congratulations! As the new leader of Reform in Kent
we hope you do a great job as council leader.

STOP THOSE BOATS!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:53, Reply)

I'm tough on migrants, tough on the causes of migrants

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:56, Reply)

boats, then. they really ought to be rounding up boat makers.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:29, Reply)

I’ve got a whole raft of policies to do just that

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:34, Reply)

Must have been a great campaign launch

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:36, Reply)

I sailed through the presentation

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:36, Reply)

Are these puns going to carry on oar are you going to stop?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:48, Reply)

I’ve Knot really got any moor puns

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:51, Reply)

You are seamen to run out of steam

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:04, Reply)

Careful now buoy

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:04, Reply)

Lead singer of the LostProphets?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:08, Reply)

yep
we're recording a cover of The Kids are Alright by The 'Oo on the weekend
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:15, Reply)

Written by Pete Townshend, checks out

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:47, Reply)

-he +o

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:48, Reply)

Townsond
monster munch
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:49, Reply)

Coers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:04, Reply)

Budweiser

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 16:12, Reply)

congrats
*comedy job assumption?*
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:33, Reply)

cheers, Cheers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:37, Reply)

Nice
something in charcuterie, I bet
( $$ ✅, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:39, Reply)

yep

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:36, Reply)

Cabin boy on a winkle barge?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:21, Reply)

Nigel Farage stunt cock

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 16:08, Reply)

turtle power :*(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 16:52, Reply)

Well done Queef
I hope you remember all of us when you're in your ivory tower.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:56, Reply)

I always say be nice to people on your way up. because you might meet them again on your way down.


OK if I'm honest I don't always say that. In fact I never say that.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 16:10, Reply)

u just did m8

( MiseryCunt, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 18:51, Reply)

wiv d'angelos now

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Oct 2025, 17:19, Reply)

Die’Angelo

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 18:19, Reply)

Fuck's sake, it's bad form to post a death pun when somebody actually *has* died.
Justifies me checking though, I suppose.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 18:31, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8448458
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 18:40, Reply)

‘tis the morning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 6:08, Reply)

+t

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 6:54, Reply)

morningt

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 8:26, Reply)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Oct 2025, 7:10, Reply)

y

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 8:26, Reply)

Marilyn Mandown

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 8:33, Reply)

Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate ...
... tastes like chocolate never tasted before…
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:07, Reply)

Bollocks
Lots of things taste like chocolate never tasted before, like potatoes. Or cheese. Or a sock.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:38, Reply)

Mmm...sockolate

( .Yeti., Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:44, Reply)

Chocolate spudding?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:52, Reply)

Next you'll be telling us that a Mars a day *doesn't* help you work, rest and play!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:57, Reply)

I really hope none of the chocolate I've eaten has been previously tasted by someone

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:19, Reply)

If you drill it down to the component molecules and atoms,
they will have previously been consumed by/part of countless organisms during their existence in the universe.

On the plus side, all chocolate is made of stardust.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:59, Reply)

Alright, David 'avocado' Wolfe

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 14 Oct 2025, 12:24, Reply)

I looked at the ingredients, there's no molecules in american chocolate

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:02, Reply)

Oh well that's great news, it doesn't contain any chemicals!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:13, Reply)

vacuumo

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:56, Reply)

It is indeed

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:38, Reply)

It was my birthday yesterday make me feel special,
or just make me feel something*

*By something I don't mean your genitals.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:54, Reply)

Have a wonderful World Standards Day!

( $$ ✅, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:03, Reply)

Many happy returns

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:12, Reply)

I got you a head dobber

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:14, Reply)

happy belated bidet m8
by which I of course mean GEOSTORM
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:24, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:29, Reply)

Anusol!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:36, Reply)

GEEOLDSTORM

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:36, Reply)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:03, Reply)

I just found my 10" of Cocaine in my Brain by Dillinger
It's been missing for years, was tucked in with another record

I know you've been worrying about this so I thought you'd like to know
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:03, Reply)

How is it spelled on the label? I thought it was "Cokane" but it seems to depend.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:11, Reply)

Cocaine - but it's a white label and the writing is just on a sticker
You're right though, regular release is cokane

www.discogs.com/master/6788-Dillinger-Cokane-In-My-Brain-bw-Power-Bank
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:23, Reply)

Do you have a copy of "I glued my balls to my butthole again"?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:16, Reply)

Have it? I fucking wrote it m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:23, Reply)

Do you still own the rights,
or have you re-recorded it as "(queef's version)" a la Taylor Swift?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:29, Reply)

Diss-yourself Record

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:37, Reply)

I sold them to Michael Jackson :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:16, Reply)

-them +my children

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:44, Reply)

-sold +rented

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 13:03, Reply)

It has taken me 39 years to clock that It's Tricky by Run-DMC is based on Hey Mickey by Toni Basil
What a fucking stupid fucking cunt I am, eh readers?

jfc
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:41, Reply)

You say "readers" as though I read any of what you just wrote.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:45, Reply)

you fucking did m8
you fucking did
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:46, Reply)

no one is reading any of the shit we type

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:47, Reply)

we act like stupid kids

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:49, Reply)

=skids
maybe your pants
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:49, Reply)

we have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 13 Oct 2025, 17:19, Reply)

absolutely.

( MiseryCunt, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 17:21, Reply)

Well I certainly do

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 21:08, Reply)

Oh yeah, now you mention it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 17:18, Reply)

Lol, next you'll be telling us you didn't realise that DMC stood for "DeLorean Motor Company"
Due to Darryl McDaniels long term ambition to one day own the company despite it having gone bankrupt several years earlier.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:02, Reply)

hang on what

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:45, Reply)

Yeah, well known fact about Darryl McDaniels.
Or 'DMC' to his friends
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:48, Reply)

Wow
I did not know that about Darryl Motor Cdaniels
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 20:40, Reply)

Really? Oh. Your a good lad. I've got a 1999 project debut deck to give away. Anybody want it. Cunts heavy you pay stamps

( mongychops, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:20, Reply)

I'm old enough to remember when regularly sending letters by first class would cost you less than a heavy crack habit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:24, Reply)

any letter that exceeds the size of the stamp costs extra

( MiseryCunt, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:16, Reply)

I don't know what that is
so I'll politely decline
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:51, Reply)

Record player.

( mongychops, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:18, Reply)

More like It's Trickly by Bum-DMC in your case, eh Queef.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:23, Reply)

STEADY ON

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 20:50, Reply)

Wank This Way

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:26, Reply)

W G

Gank, monster munch
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:43, Reply)

I'm Two Hats and I'm here to say, I'm rapping to the beat in a rapping way!
How was that? Any good?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:40, Reply)

That was better than anything that falls under the definition of UK grime.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:44, Reply)

It was SICKLY!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:50, Reply)

Fucking top notch nig

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 20:44, Reply)

Well my name is Queef I'm the king of this town
If you check out my pants you'll find the skids are brown

*headspins*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 20:48, Reply)

*worms*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 21:08, Reply)

fucking stupid fucking cunt pinnacle of autism, visible from space
( .Yeti., Mon 13 Oct 2025, 20:07, Reply)

Man on the ‘Noon

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 12:53, Reply)

man up my bum

( MiseryCunt, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 13:08, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8459073
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 13:30, Reply)

he definitely wasn't a top

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 14:01, Reply)

Christopher Begones

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 15:27, Reply)

Christopher Grave-Diggins

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 15:30, Reply)

Christopher Ends

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 15:49, Reply)

REMzzz

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 15:32, Reply)

Wingszzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:47, Reply)

Cat vom on the floor

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 13:35, Reply)

Tra la la la la

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 13:45, Reply)

Womack & Womack'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 13:47, Reply)

she looks like a sugar in a plum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 13:54, Reply)

that is what we orr

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 13:58, Reply)

Jennifer Lopezzz

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 13:59, Reply)

Jim Scarey

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 14:19, Reply)

Danny DeadVito

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 14:36, Reply)

Nick Bury

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 14:45, Reply)

Jeffrey Tombs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 14:47, Reply)

Peter Spook

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 14:48, Reply)

(Dearly Dep) Art (ed) Garfunkel

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 14:52, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8458768#post8458778
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 15:03, Reply)

Dudley no Moore

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:02, Reply)

... Roger no Moore, Patrick no Moore...

/the Proclaimers
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:06, Reply)

I watched a clip of him showing off some of his glow-in-the-dark art, he is not well

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 14:45, Reply)

Aeneas Wiener

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 13 Oct 2025, 15:35, Reply)