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This is a normal post Well I had to dig out the phone book
but I found a man I haven't dated and had a lovely night out with him. I did laugh lots.

How was your evening?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Devoid of nervous conversation

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know where it went
Time seems to have done funny things and now it is 1am :O
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post BATTERED MARS BAR O'CLOCK!

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god no
*bokes at thought*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *high fives*
best food ever.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm yet to try it

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest so am I
I'm not sure I could bring myself to do it.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not truly Scottish until you are
after you have had one, you get the winged mars bar put onto your passport
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Which gives you a licence to kill(t)

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post *spangs with the force of a thousand raging rhinos*

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post No-one told me!
*feels like an outcast*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the most delicious.... ugh, just do it.
i want one now :(
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you get them darn sarf?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post *shakes head sadly*

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I may take a mars bar into a chippy soon and just say 'deep fry this please :('
but my boyfriend would probably murder me.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a craving for a low-fat chicken caesar salad

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that's really relevant to this conversation isn't it

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a food craving
just not for that
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I've not actually had one of those since living in scotland.
Had one in a chippy back in brumland when I was a nipper though.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post a chippie in Bromsgrove did them
not very impressed with battered marsbar if I'm honest.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post much less desperate

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post of course I'm desperate
I've been through the b3ta men.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post those statements are in the wrong order

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
she hasn't been through me yet
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post she went through me like a bad kebab

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post cos you have a bit taste
and tell me no.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You never asked

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post wanna rude up with me?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post you talked my into it, you smooth taking bastard
You want top or bottom?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post bottom
we can swap over later.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
I'll get the riding crop, you get the lube
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post bah.... I've run out

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post damn, can you meet me in Noo Yawk?
They have a specialist shop there?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post can't
I'm at work all week.

:o(
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post next week then
laters
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post oklies
ta raa
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I may never know
I have to run and do some more work or i will never finish in time
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Summer Of Sam, Bunny, Candles, Booze
BED
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post my legs are sore
my lower back is sore
my jacket smells of beer
but I'm filled with happy
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post /Sam blog?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post :-D

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post WHO IS SAM YOU FLOOZY

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Steve Samyoufloozy works in the butchers down the road

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post good!
*hugs*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *points*
and you my dear.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay happy
:)
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *grins*

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh.
Mostly boring. I spent the day with my extended family, which was nice. Although my little cousin is a pain in the arse & I'm the only one who'll discipline him in any way.

Then I came home & I've been sitting being an internet fatty. Rubbish Saturday night.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww thanks, I didn't know I counted as extended family

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hiding in my bushes doesn't count as spending the day with me.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post But it DOES count as spending the day in you

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post As if you could last more than 30 seconds.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That's only because you look 5

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post & yet I'm still taller than you.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Only when i'm lying down

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post no
you're a short-arsed runt!

/rude and harsh.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny because it's true.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I've grown in my London years

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt this lots

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post He's only been there for a few months.
& he's spent most of those months hiding back home from the rapists & drug dealers.

Hardly 'London years'.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah right
i'm not even black any more
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft.
You should've said!

... Wanna come over for coffee?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post A friend of mine is from the town next to Bob's
and if his description's anything to go by, there's no shortage of rapists and drug dealers there either.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Really, where's he?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop stalking people!

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You're my one and only

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you forget it.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post He's from Hinckley, and has experienced the joys of Nuneaton on many occasions.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha ohhhh
I thought you meant my little ghetto in London
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I'M HERE NOW
*gets naked with*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's much better.
*snuggles*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *kisses on cheek*
hallo gorgeous :P
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello.
I'm feeling a bit sulky tonight. Be nice to me please.

*awaits pandering*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-panda-racer-17j.jpg
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That gets funnier the longer you look at it.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post FILTH

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Quiet with music provided by the ever lovely Azra3l.
So this man...cute was he?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He has a cheeky smile
and a wicked sense of humour :oD
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You are absolutely utterly positive that he's not a b3tan?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a lurker
*shrugs* can't be helped, I obviously very attracted to a warped sense of humour.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post And you were doing so well ;)

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post :oD

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to go out. I have no one to go out with. I don't like the idea of going out by myself.
*curses friends with other plans*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
l r
n m
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post that too

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I have just started editing Hindi
I have to get it done by Monday as I have to be in New York

only 5 languages to go tonight - and I lack sleep
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I spent it mostly sleeping
because my sleep patterns have all been rubbish and it's been a long week.

But I woke up when Mr Veritas screamed in a particularly anguished fashion at Mario Kart on the Wii. And I couldn't get back to sleep.

So I got up, had a shower, put on some new pyjamas and watched a BBC4 drama-documentary about Kenneth Williams that I had downloaded on the iplayer.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Depressing wasn't it?
I thought it made him out to be far more morose than he actually was - his diaries are full of funny bits.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It was rather sad
I liked the Joe Orton bits and thought the actors were all very good.

It's difficult to get an actor to play someone who's so familiar, yet all the Carry On cast were recognisable and convincing.

I think I'll see if the library have a copy of the diaries.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Utterly fine thank you very much for asking
Glad yours turned out alright eventually.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post mixed fortunes, really
I'm out of beer, but I have 4 new fish in the tank, so that's nice
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post did the new fish drink the beer?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post no :D
the fish and beer are in no way linked
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post we were babysitting tonight
we had an extra 2 children to babysit for tonight so made £40 rather than £20. Not bad for sitting watching TV and drinking their tea. I also managed to score some extra I.T work for the bloke's business so that's good.

am now listening to Synthesizer Hits (a dodgy cover of Fade to Grey by Visage)
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I am orf to bed
GOODNIGHT PEOPLE OF /TALK

*goes off to make a litre of Gatorade*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post GAAAAATORADE

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't pee the bed

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll aim for yours

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You couldn't reach

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he hears that often...

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I smell a challenge

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I smell fish

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats a big pot of piss.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Gaytorade?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post okloveyoububye!

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post USE THE STRAWS, DAMMIT!

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post STOP BEING SUCH HORRIBLE BULLIES
OR I'LL PUT ON SOME RIOT GEAR AND TURN OFF YOUR MONITORS
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, Friz is so manly and rough and he can put his winkle up my bottom anytime
/Sam
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, Sam, you flirt

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post im desperate

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Be patient, i'm back in just over a week

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I demand pintage at the weekend

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post a whole pint
what are you ,marc almond ?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *burps*

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post not exactly what they meant by `got milk` is it?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post man?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post last time I looked yes.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I might as well admit it
Yes, me and Moohalaa are going out
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post BOBSON IS MY INTERNET GIRLFRIEND

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Sam the man eh

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post big talk, little britches!

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'LL FUCK YOU UP
not really, I'm just a little pussy-cat
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Sexy

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post WANKER

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
:,(
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post And here we see the greater spotted wobbler in his natural environment.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking awesome!!

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post mostly :D

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post *deploys caltrops*

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post DAMN YOUR FEET DESTRUCTION DEVICES

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post God I love you.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you say that to all the armoured people you meet

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *sex wee*

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post /dry cleans

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post come on then
I'm game for a rumble
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Prove it

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post My Grandma calls corned beef 'bully beef'.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post My mum calls the TV remote the hoofer-doofer.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's what Noel Edmonds called it on 'Telly Addicts'

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
hoofer-doofer dildo
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the tellybox in our house.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's called a progger.
Because you use it for progging.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post As do I