ladies and gentlemen of the jury
i have an update to Woodside59's "history of Parrott":
:
"Parrott - A brief history:
1. "[He/she/it/they] [is/are] shit"
2. "I've got a girlfriend, me!"
3. "I think you'll find that's wrong."
4. "YOU'RE ALL BULLYING ME (ESPECIALLY WICCA'D WITCH), THAT'S COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE! PARROTT SMASH!"
5. "I'm going now, for good. This is Ripley, signing off."
6. Repeat from 1, with added historical revisionism, self-satisfaction and sly misogyny."

i suggest we add

"5a - claim you have a deformity, physical or mental, that may/may not explain away your behaviour. Pretend to know nothing about it, just that youve got it, even if the nature of the illness you have chosen makes not knowing about it an impossibility"

witness here

i rest my case.

no apoligies for length, poor thing hasnt been out much recently......
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:58, archived)

Done
It's on Dazfish as well, so it's "public". :-)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:01, archived)

hecksellent!

( Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:02, archived)

Mild autism...
Read as Asperger's. I've been accused of having it, maybe I do, maybe I don't. Doesn't really affect my day to day life and I never put it on work medical forms as it doesn't merit inclusion. If they had "Bloody odd" I'd tick that box but they don't have one... as for Asperger's Syndrome, typical symptoms include a lack of social skills, obsessing over given topics, a preference of adults to company rather than people their own age, above average intelligence, and heightened emotional sensitivity.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:02, archived)

*worries*

( Malchick, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:03, archived)

From wikipedia...
"AS is characterized by:[1][2]

* limited interests or preoccupation with a subject to the exclusion of other activities;
* repetitive behaviors or rituals;
* peculiarities in speech and language;
* socially and emotionally inappropriate behavior and interpersonal interaction
* problems with non-verbal communication; and
* clumsy and uncoordinated motor movements."

Ah. Fuck. That's all of /talk buggered then!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:06, archived)

The entirity of slashdot.org
also thinks they have mild Asperger's.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:08, archived)

At a party a couple of weeks ago
someone I don't really know asked me, in all honesty, if I had AS.
To be honest, I was just in a mood.
( Malchick, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:09, archived)

yup
try this: - Asberger's is thought of by some as just how far up the "male" scale you are. If you go up the extreme end, you end up with those symptoms. So don't worry, youve probably just got lots of testosterone sloshing about inside you (i know i have, what with being rather hairy and fond of extreme activities)
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:09, archived)

Ah, I can cope with that.
Being a blokey bloke. Yup, much better.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:11, archived)

blokey bloke massive gayer

meh, same difference.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:12, archived)

I knew that was coming...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:15, archived)

all of a sudden
what made sense as "asberger's" makes even more sense as "extra blokey"

good eh!?
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:13, archived)

i love AS woman
especially if they obsess over the best sex positions
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:04, archived)

so have I, and for those reasons
but Mum does a lot of work with kids that have both Asberger's and most forms of Autism, and she assures me catagorically I haven't.

/large Autism textbook on lap blog
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:04, archived)

Or....
....'4rthurian' as it's known in the medical trade.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:05, archived)

pfft

( Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:07, archived)

i know a few ;)

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:07, archived)

I'm related to one of them

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:09, archived)

The lady with the most alarmingly loud profile on b3ta?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:10, archived)

i should know this..
d'oh!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:23, archived)