posting the joke for my compo entry
A man is on a long flight from Seattle to Tokyo and about midway through the flight, Nature calls.
Unfortunatly for him, there must have been something wrong with the meal on the flight because all of the restrooms are being used at that time.
He calls the stewardess over and asks her if there are any other restrooms available, and the stewardess replys "There is only the staff restroom,
for the flight attendants. I can let you use it, but you MUST NOT touch the three buttons." The man agrees and starts to take care of buisness, but he cant
keep his eyes off the three colored buttons in front of him. as Curiosity gets the best of him, he reaches out and touches the blue button.
A stream of warm water shoots out and washes his ass for him. "Not bad," the man thinks as he reaches for the green button.
as he presses the second button, a warm draft of air drys his ass for him. "This is amasing," the man thinks as he reaches for the red button. As soon as he
presses the red button he screams in pain and blacks out.
Later, the man wakes up in the hospital. The stewardess is standing over him. "Those buttons were amazing, Ma'am," he says. "But what was the last one?"
The stewardess replies "Your penis is under the pillow, Punchline."
( Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:48, archived)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)

shit joke, isn't it.
I'm utterly lovestruck with a lad I know from back home.
Real grinny-dumb laughing glazed eyes lovestruck.
:D WOO!
( moohalaa, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:53, archived)

GLASS
COCK
(Abe Froman To smell me you wouldn't think i was middle class, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)

_pffft
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)

of course it is
but the image challange this week pretty much demands glasscocks
( Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:51, archived)

my tendancy to click every link I see before I read
about it has ruined this post for me
( stevierar, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)

o_O

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)

Teh werds!!!111
etc.

Not bad though.
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)

Not
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:51, archived)

Yes but I was trying to be nice, I'm in a good mood for once.

(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:51, archived)

I don't understand what the picture is apart from the writing

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:52, archived)