bollocks, I just turned 40
am I meant to turn all sensible and grown up now?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

HAHA
OLD!

Happy Birthday you git.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

happy motherfucking birthday
edit: no, don't grow up - i never intend to grow up
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

i dunno
do you want to turn all sensible and grown up now?
happy birthday, you old cnut
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

happy birthday, carry on as you are
AND FUCK THE CONSEQUENCES*

*DOGS
( GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

Only if you want to.

( Bob Todd whee, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

you most likely said that to yourself when you were 30
also 20.

also 13

people who grow up can fuck off. There's no hope for adults what so ever.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

Thats a bit old
I am only 26, 27 in november...

I find myself disagreeing with the youth of today already though
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

I am part of the youth of today
And disagree with everyone.
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

When you turn 28 will you have talked about offline sex?
www.b3ta.com/talk/3514981
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

do you feel drawn to garden centres?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

I just tried to wank over Charlie Dimmock

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

Doesn't work

(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

hur hur did you seed her furrow with your dibber hur hur

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

It's very difficult,
seeing as she's a fucking trout.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

Yes. Get out.
Happy birthday Mr Gamesh.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

You're as old as you feel.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

6 years old for him then...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

AAAAAARRRRRRRFFFFF
end
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

You can be young once.
And immature forever!
( Super piat I am the owl, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

Happy Birthday
old man
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

ooooohhh happy birthday.
growing up is overrated I suggest you avoid it at all costs.
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

thank you all for those messages of condolence, I love you all
except parrott, he's just an abysmal cunt who wanks over Dr Who

anyone know what time the post office opens? I suddenly feel the urge to queue up outside it
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)

A very happy birthday to you.
Nah, you're only expected to behave sensibly after 50. You've got another decade yet.
( FoldsFive, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

If sensible and grown up means take yourself seriously
I wouldn't bother.
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

happy fucking birthday, you old cunt
to commemorate the occasion i've foregone the use of capital letters. this doesn't happen very often.

consider yourself blessed.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

Happy Birthday

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

happy birthday
and no, just carry on!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)