LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT:
www.b3ta.com/talk/3618481
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)

you met SSG?

( dotmund .co.uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)

He was a Scottish Piss-tramp.
He put on a long purple wig and exclaimed "I'm not being racist!".

He told me to "Stay cool... sleep in the fridge". Lu has a picture of him in the wig.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)

the good thing about SSG is
he's now a rampaging alcoholic
( dotmund .co.uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)

I'm sure that on some level or another, it's all my fault.
www.maverick-spirit.com/filmdetail.php?ProductID=202
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)

I'm thinking of trying to discover a new mental retardation
called Down on the farm's Syndrome
( dotmund .co.uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)

Have you ever drawn a Down's?

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)

*draws YOU*

ha ha ha ha

god, that was funny.


I think I may have done, but it wasn't successful particularly. It might be because they all look like I drew them to begin with.
( dotmund .co.uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)

What would be the ideal symptoms for your syndrome?
Aside from a wobbly head.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)

being a total cunt on the internet, but bewilderingly charming in real life.
I fear it may be widespread.
( dotmund .co.uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)