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No fat birds, please.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
Bored now.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
You're no doubt ending a sugar rush.
Can we have some form of shovel passed to this user, please?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
It's ok, I'm not a bird

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
Then I completely accept this form of star-bracketed internet bonding involving my backside and you appearing to bond with me, full in the knowledge that this is the internet, and is in NO WAY REAL.
I feel that I should be allowed to stamp "IT'S. NOT. REAL." on people's foreheads.
Those who take the internet too seriously.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
*hunts JMG down in real life*
*bums him*
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
That's going to involve movement on your part.
Can you commit to movement?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
I will have you know I am quite active.
Although for the most part travelling involves a lot of sitting so meh.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
I honestly feel I carry hope in the internet's fight against heart disease.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
Never mind him, he's not too great around women
I imagine him saying that is the internet equivalent of pinging your bra strap
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
Mykeyboy once again telling the internet what I am like, offline.
I live with my Mum when he gets into full swing.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
Don't I Tubby?

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
Well you seem determined to tell people how they are offline
Perhaps jmg can dish it out but salty little tears form at the edges of his eyes when it is done to him?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
What have I got wrong about you?
You are fat.
You live with your internet girlfriend in Aberdeen.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
What have I got wrong about you?
You are fat and balding.
You dont have a girlfriend.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
As you're always telling people who'll listen, I have an offline and online persona.
Why should I tell you information about my dating?
I don't have to validate myself to the internet m33ting club.
I'm not giving you the delight of knowing more about me.


I'm far from fat. Please. That's just offensive. Stop trying to get people to think I'm fat.

I also see you haven't said I live with my mum, there. That's a strange ommission.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
It was the photo you posted that made people say it.
Well, do you live with your mum? Lets simply clear that up shall we?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
"I'm not giving you the delight of knowing more about me."
Do they teach you this style of interrogation at school?
Simply asking another question is going to work. Well done.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
But you didn't answer which makes people think you are hiding something

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
Yes.
Because the internet just appears exactly how you want to see it.
Perhaps I don't tell the internet about my private life, because I don't know, or wish to know any of you people.

No offence. It's just another case of people taking it too seriously on here, wondering why others won't give you information about themselves.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
If you dont want to know anyone here
why do you bother coming?
I suggest you fuck off to somewhere you do want to know the people, instead of trolling
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
Well done. You couldn't feep yourself off this one for long.
I, like dare I say, 90% of the rest of the planet, aren't on the internet to meet new people.

Mainly as you internet meeting types are fucking horrors.
No offence, keep up the good work.



Yours,
Whatever you wish me to be, as long as it keeps you sane. x
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
Yes, even more bored now
Bye bye
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
Well done.
Great outro!
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
point of order sir!
you are no belsen victim, but why is it automatically offensive if someone assumes that about you. but fine for you to assume it of others?


altho gilgameshes b3tan MSK game does prove you are 80%right
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
I think he means all the other people.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
Its probably not worth the effort me typing things to him
He obviously lives in his own sad little world
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
You boys just need to get a room.
Making kissy faces at each other.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
Do you reckon he takes everything I say too seriously?

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
I'm not sure, I don't give it much thought really.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
Well this place is very much like a playground

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
*pulls hair*

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
*Tells on JMG*

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
*recurses*

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
i have seen your picture JMG
as awesome as you are ONLINE! you are in no position to be picky with the ladies
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
Have another go at the firat part of that.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
sweet irony
firat?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
I'll keep it there, so you can show friends this moment, later on.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
yes, thats exactly why you will leave it there.
online
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
A few nights ago, somebody with spots fell out with me because I spelled a female user's username incorrectly.
Nerds get very uppity over stuff such as this.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
pftf

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
That's better.
..and without wanting to sound like SexFace or Piston_Broke. You'd be quite surprised.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
Firat?
I suspect your chubby little fingers were too eager to bash that out
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
pfft
not the only thing he has bashed out today
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
"hahaha"

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
*fives*
love you really JMG. but tedious? much?





online
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
I no doubt repeat myself, here.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
online?

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
The internet, online.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
Well its not like a real life actual lady would touch him with a bargepole
Or even one on here, which is rather sad
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
Mush these words that I am typing right now into some form of joke about you having an internet girlfriend.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
Mush these words that I am typing right now into some form of joke about you not having any form of girlfriend, internet or not.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
How do you know that for sure?
Do you think I have to prove myself to the internet people?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
hmm
to be fair, if you cant pull a b3tan lass you really should join a monastery..

maybe he should go to gonzos house, i understand the aroma of old socks and the soundtrack to hollyoaks is an aphrodisiac to a certain type of lass
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
Are you saying we're all slappers?

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
I know I am
*slaps*
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
*squeezles*

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
Pfft
I had a brief look at flights from bristol to aberdeen with eastern airlines

I nearly died from shock at the price.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
well that's a load of arsehats then.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
Oh are we not meant to be?

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
Perhaps you could give jmg a sympathy shag
Teach him what laying with a girl is actually like. Best make sure he brings his inhaler though.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
not all of you,.
but the ones that are are really fucking up the statistics :D
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
I need to compile a list of lady b3tans that haven't been involved with male b3tans
I'm sure I'm not the only one
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
i can think of five or 6 regulars that i know have had more than one each....

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
Greedy. GREEDY.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
pfft

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
I haven't.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
It's you and me against the internet, Limey

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
I haven't either

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
Well you've only been here 5 minutes.

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
*clings to you*

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
I've only had the one
and he'll remain the only one, too.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
That's the spirit.
I assume you were slower than the other b3tan to reply as you were filling your mouth with chips.


I'm applying the same form of logic, here, and I feel it's going well.
Feel free to just pick up this wobble in a different thread.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
Bless.
Look at you getting overexcited again.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
...."dr who on telly, the impending ABERBASH..."
I honestly think that you get hard ons at the thought of both.


Did you used to have cyber sex with the wife before you met her off of the internet?
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
You really are a very sad and bitter little man
I hope your life improves and brings you some sort of happiness
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)