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I wonder how many B3tan wimmin will end up like this....
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/4559281.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:27, archived)
That;s one hell of a vicks nasal inhalor
she has there.
You could pleasure a horse with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:28, archived)
she is also being attacked
by a sock
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:34, archived)
I still think Vicks anal inhaler
would go down a storm
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:35, archived)
Well some
of us don't have suitably stretched, floppy anal sphincters so as to allow anal inhalation. So you may have to develop your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:38, archived)
Mykey already talks out of his arse sometimes
it's only a small step to breathing out of it as well.

/apologies to Mykeys arse, but it had to be said I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:41, archived)
Cock.
Off.

I've always seen myself of more of a Mr Trebus..
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:29, archived)
Now madam
You know that wasnt directed at you in any way;)

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:30, archived)
Mad, mad bint.
My mum is a compulsive hoarder, but luckily she just collects inanimate objects like newspaper and cereal boxes.
(FluffehNinja, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:32, archived)
I have a house full
of newspaper and empty boxes for painting and sticking and glueing
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:37, archived)
That's my mum's reasoning,
my brother and I left home 10 years ago.
(FluffehNinja, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:38, archived)
ahhh but
they become a million times worse when they become grandparents. my mum has started collecting coupons out the paper. it's the only reason she's now started buying a paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:41, archived)
She could probably have opened up a korean takeaway

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:34, archived)
only
9 out of 271 had to be put down. Thats not a terrible statistic. Natural selection, some might call it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:36, archived)
"If they can't survive in a wooden crate, they bloody well wouldn't in nature"
Charles Darwin, 1854
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:39, archived)
Natural selection
would have been to put her down. Although she's obviously well past breeding age as it is, and if she's that mad she's probably never had kids. Might explain the animal-keeping obsession*.


*as all women who don't have kids end up barmy, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 May 2005, 15:43, archived)
271 dogs in one house??
Thats fucking crazy.

It'd be like a dog carpet.
(Borderline Schizo, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:39, archived)
And how fantastic that would be!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:40, archived)
If a tad smelly.
I really fucking hate it when you go round to someone's house and the house smells of dog, but they've just got used to it and don't notice it.
Imagine how bad hundreds of dogs would smell... *boik*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 May 2005, 15:45, archived)
Lovely.
Especially as she doesn't seem the sort of woman who would house-train her dogs.

Mmmm, tasty.
(Borderline Schizo, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:47, archived)
But if there's a whole carpet of them
you could just shake'n'vac.

I just like the idea of the pathetic whelping noise they'd make as you stomped across them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:49, archived)
Whelping/crunching.
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 May 2005, 15:52, archived)
I know silverdale quite well
they're all a bit doolally up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:40, archived)
I
think "doolally" is a very underused word.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:46, archived)
Isn't it?
I demand more doolalliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:53, archived)