*gives anal pleasure to you whilst reading paper over your shoulder*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:08, archived)

Could that technically be classified as giving attention, though?

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)

Hey, give him a break
at least he is sharing the newspaper with her, which is more than he does with me!
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)

But he's doing the fucking crossword!
.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:18, archived)

He would never have got 3 down if it weren't for me.

( Comma, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)

was it:
act of defecating (slang) (8)?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:21, archived)

Oh, shush.

( Comma, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)