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Morning all!
"Lampooning the mediocre / subverting the bad" was a line I thought of long before I signed up here (under another name).

Just thought I'd pop in and see if epiphany (or whoever) was still stealing it and passing it off as his own in HIS (/their) sig.

Remember, it's not ironic. It's just lame.
(there she blows minty biscuit, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)
WOW! YOU'RE AMAZING!
Let's give the genius a ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

/Just woken up and grumpy
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
it was funny
for a few mins, but any longer and it's a sign of admiration, which then makes it a bit weak if you claim think think the person whose stuff you've ripped off is a twunt
(there she blows minty biscuit, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
It's text on a forum.
Go get a cup of coffee offline and calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
I wasn't sure if you were a cock-end before, but
I'm fairly sure now.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
I'd just like to say, at this important point in what is undoubtedly the scandal of the century
that I have yet to see you lampoon the mediocre or subvert the bad, but I have seen you embrace the two with open arms. Dullard.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
*cricket applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
I thought of it
5 minutes before you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
"I made this"
/roll end credits
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
My dad is making bacons sarnies. OM NOM.
/not Syncubus
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
I've made a full cooked breakfast two days in a row.
I now have no breakfast things remaining so the Friendly Cafe may be called for shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
Look, stop trying to defend yourself,
pull up a kitten, and cry and wank when you realise how lonely you are.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
Who really gives a shit ?

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)
THE IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
Fucking hell, it's serious business!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
See: kineticnorth's bbc news generator

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
That was hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)
It's more proof that people don't know how the internet works any more
if people can't tell the difference between a real and fake news url, how are they going to cope with phishing sites that go at even more lengths to harpoon and subvert the idiots?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
The internet always cares.
Edit: No, I genuinely have issues with tags.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
you smalled instead of striked throughed

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
I did both, but it didn't pick up on the strike.
It is strike and /strike right? I may be wrong. Google says I'm right.

Edit: It doesn't even like the tag brackets...!
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)
depends on the order... did you do <s><small>flksdjflks</s></small>
because that wouldn't work. You have to open an close in the same order (well, revered)
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
Hold on. Lemme try.
small, s, /s, /small

strike

Edit: Hmm, I may have got my tags wrong. Ah well, fixed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
there you go

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
As 2008s official designated spokesman for the internet, my final official announcement of the year
is that the internet couldn't care less.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
Haha, that made me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)
As spokesman for the internet
can you give us your predictions for who's going to have a flounce within the next month?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
No, because I've begun winding down for the official handover
next Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
Who's taking over?
I vote for Police Dog
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
He's got my vote.
Now, coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
It's out of my internetty hands I'm afraid.
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
We'll have to put it to the vote on Monday

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
If it's Cuffbert, then a lot of people will get cross on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
Also, the garding of the internet would be a very big responsibility for him.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
If anyone can do it, he can. He's the industry's
most respected guard.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
HEY NEW FRIEND WANNA GO KART AND pLAY XBOX

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
Do you know what else is lame?
Repeating yourself, especially when you sound like a whiny little urchin.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)