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spooky
I was showing a German tourist in London how to get from point A to point B yesterday. And he had a tube map that also had the 3 bombed stations on it.
Should I be concerned?

/edit/ what is the reason for the Teutonic touch this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)
You have single-handedly
compromised the security of this great nation

Edit: I changed my name on a whim and everyone seems to have followed suit. We're off to invade a small country later today - up for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:07, archived)
There isn't one.
Fenris started it, and we all thought it looked like fun.
C'mon and join in. You know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:08, archived)
Done.

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)
I would just like to point out for the benefit of any CIA,
FBI, MI5, Mossad, KGB, BT, SWALK operatives out there that this message-board is not a meeting place for neo-nazis wishing to overthrow the government/zionist-world-order.

Merely a happy, friendly, family environment.

*bums*
*blows up mosque*
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)
Except for him
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)
SWALK
arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)
Despite spending yesterday afternoon
with a German in the Science museum I only know Danke Schen and achtung Spitfire!
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)
I'm using this:
babelfish.altavista.com/tr

It's rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)
Gott in himmel
Donnen und blitzen (from lots of WW2 comics when I were nowt but a lad)

Du bist ein wicks-flek (may not be spelt correctly but means you are a wank stain)

Considering I am 1/4 German I am crap at it, I'm shamefully better at speaking French
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)
How about "Die, Tommy Englischer! Aieeee!"

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)
Swinehund!

(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)
What about
"For you, Tommy, ze var iss ofer"?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)