What have I missed?

Why has everyone gone all German mad?
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:55, archived)

Wanking
makes you German
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:56, archived)

Volks Wanken

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)

Pffft!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:01, archived)

Oh

My step dad's dad was German, so I walked around with the surname Hampe for years. It's an awful name...
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/631041
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:58, archived)

Because it's the most efficient
thing to do. Join us, Fraulein.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:58, archived)

But I don't know any

except my old surname, and that's not good for conversation.
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:01, archived)

doesn't seem to hinder anybody else

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:01, archived)

I'm easily

hindered. Can't we all pretend to be English? Jolly good show and all that?
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:03, archived)

NEIN!
Sie passen an sich, oder wir füllen Ihre Unterseite mit soviel Samen, den sie zum Lauch aus Ihren Ohren heraus anfängt.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:04, archived)

What?

NO! They actually fit, or we fill your lower surface with as much seeds, which them begin to the allium from your ears.
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:09, archived)

Like I said,
Altavista babel fish is shit.
It was meant to say "NO! You will conform or we will fill your bottom with so much semen that it will start to come out of your ears."
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:10, archived)

The site being that bad

could really lead to some trouble, it really really could
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:12, archived)

allium?

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:11, archived)

Use
this.
It's not very good.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:03, archived)

Pffft

Sie aller Gestank von Scheiße
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:04, archived)

ahhh
it's infectious. You have caught it now.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 11:05, archived)