mike woz ere
except for the nice clothes and great arse
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)

lol still smarting for Bob Todd's popular zing.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)

yeahhh!
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)

I like it when people mention me. :D

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)

I like it when you reduce Mortal Wombat to a wobbling mess and get popular paged for it.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)

i like it when you're reduced to just being a troll
like, all the time
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)

when was that?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)

what part of all the time don't you understand?
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)

I understand the term I just don't recognise your use of it as I can't recall a time when MWE was reduced to being a troll

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)

What happened to all the WACKness MW?
Start a thread saying "fuck off" or something. They always brighten up the board and show how intellectual and above all this you are.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)

i prefere to reply in the threads atm
fuck off :)
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)

Is it because it almost keeps your cuntiness below the radar?
¦:¬D|
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)

fuck me you really are someone i'd quite like to punch :)

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)

Totally getting scared now.
Take those empty threats back.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)

not a threat darling
i'd never dream of touching you, i wouldn't want you to rub off on me :D
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)

this is fucking well sexy

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)

I'm just curious as to what the next smiley will be.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)

i'm out of smileys now those where all i knew :(
oh the irony
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)

k

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)

¯\(º_o)/¯

( mongychops, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)

8===D-

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)

RUISLIP ....HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)

*special ruislip fives*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)

I hope it's some sort of massive skywards penis wobble
To live in Ruislip you need to have a 10" winky. 100% TRUE.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)

10" when soft

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)

COURSE! What do I look like?!? A....POOOOOOFTA OR SUMMINK!?!!?
you going Christmas party?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)

what christmas party?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)

Calander one where we'll all be (except mike, the pervert)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6553937
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)

you're not my pal buddy

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)

Haha
You said he wasn't your pal...

and then called him buddy.
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)

He's not your buddy, guy.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)

he's not your guy, friend

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)

Is he my boyfriend?

( hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)

Will he be my hombre?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)

Que el sombero es el mejor?
EL MEXAN HAT ES EL MEJOR!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)

Lo hice en mi sombrero de toma de clase

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)

Excelente.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)

you don't speak spanish very well
sorry, you just don't.
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)

Usted no puede percibir el poder de la Mexan Hat.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)

i'm taking wombats side here, you lot are just nasyt cunts

( mongychops, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)

It's true.
We're just a big clique of trolls.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)

To use the popular quotation
'Arguing on the internet is like getting a gold medal at the paralympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded'
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)

Special olympics. You've confused cripples with retards. Easily done.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)

Cripple spacker piss

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)

Paralympics is cripples, not spackers.

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)

My apologies...
I get things mixed up sometimes. Important things. Like when I got 'androids' and 'cyborgs' mixed up in a seminar and got shouted at like a naughty kid in P.E.
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)

That's about the level of unnecessary pedantry you can expect on the dayshift here.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)

My tutor seemed to take it REALLY personally as well... as if I had somehow shamed them.
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)

I would too if the course was Humanoid Robots 101.

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)

Maybe they had a Robo-Penis?
Harsh man, I would hve done a robot dance to make them feel bad.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)

You could have cheered them up by singing an a cappella version of "Mr. Roboto".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)

That wouldn't have gone down well
SHE's a feminist. The really militant kind... she'd probably shout again and tell me to sing 'Citizen Roboto' or 'Person Roboto'
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)

i'm the same with dolphins and porpoises

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)

Yeah but it'd be great to be the BEST retard.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)

oh don't worry there mike!
you don't even need to try
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)

Are you still here?
Most people go to bed when they realise everyone hates them.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)

yeah, because b3ta is my life
oh sorry that wasn't meant to be an insult
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)

If you're a blind sprinter you're allowed a GUIDE DOG!
That was a lie, butjustimagineifitwastroooooooooooooooooo
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)

The bookies would love it
Humans sprinting AND dog racing.
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)

All we need now is blind jockeys and I'll be MADE!
*daydreams*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)

Huh?
Jockeys race horses, not dogs.

How about blind jockeys racing blind horses?
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)

I just woke up because I could smell that injustice was on the internet
Mike is fucking wicked cool, you got owned, deal with it.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)

i'll take your word for that ;)

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)

Sweet. Equilibrium restored, night.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)

You could take everyone else's word for it as well.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)

oh hello everyone else
thanks for your input
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)

You're such a terrible troll.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)

you're such a terrible bully :'(

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin one

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)

who the the fuck are you?

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)