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it's so slow here, i'm posting something
puns about cheese

or

also which is the best episode of Cosby show?

I like the one where Theo wins the bonanza and takes the Cosbys to Vegas
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:45, archived)
I like the one when Bill talks about the jazz music

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:47, archived)
sweetfuckjazz?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxJr4VnEpLw
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:50, archived)
What the fuck is wrong with youtube?
It'll instantly cache the first three seconds then not bother with the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:51, archived)
i think it's these noonet apps phucking up the nets

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:53, archived)
I don't know what that means.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:01, archived)
exact lee

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:10, archived)
Your internet probably isn't quick enough for youtube
you should test it
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:04, archived)
I only got 49.
That's shit! I had a 56.6 modem back in the fucking 90s!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:06, archived)
Fuck off with puns.
I've got my nixie tubes working. Fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:47, archived)
which fuckjazz is best?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:54, archived)
None.
It's all shit.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:57, archived)
Anyone here seen Ghost Stories?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:50, archived)
Rings a bell

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:52, archived)
It's a theatre thing
not a tv / film / book thing
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:53, archived)
Real life?
fuck that!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:54, archived)
Andy Nyman?
Yeah. Was pretty good.
(__, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:53, archived)
Yes
OK, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:56, archived)
rutger hauer as the ghost
i hate that movie
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:54, archived)
My internets just got faster
www.speedtest.net/result/1128990492.png
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:53, archived)
No, nononononono, NO.
NO SPEEDTEST THREADS, NO, NO WAY.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:56, archived)
You will murder this board if we do a speedtest thread.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:56, archived)
I didn't start a thread and I didn't suggest anyone else had a go

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:58, archived)
Anyway,
it's unlikely anyone will bother as the chances of being faster than me is slim.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:00, archived)
I could run it on one of our windows servers at work
last time it was 75mb down, 10mb up
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:02, archived)
We got 3 1Gb lines on our servers, but I couldn't do the test 'cus I'm not a server boffin.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:03, archived)
You'd probably get a shit result
as the speedtest servers are unliekly to be able to cope with that speed
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:05, archived)
I said slim not none
Anyway, work doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:04, archived)
I was doing the digital equivalent of slapping the board's face with my massive penis

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:01, archived)
But in real life I've got a tiny penis.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:01, archived)
Vulga is always doing speedtests on his facebook, he doesn't even let me reply to anything on his wall any more so I donno why I can't keep him, he won't let me troll....
... since I confused one of his friends as a pre-op and another as a brass (who, I sware all I hold dear, I didn't know was a porn star).
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:05, archived)
I was also kindda hoping everyone would then go ahead and do a speedtest and then I would have gotten a few people to click on them so we get a 100% speedtest PopPage.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:06, archived)
I pay €64 a month for this
www.speedtest.net/result/1129000046.png

it's nice to know I am not being ripped off.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:07, archived)
I pay £45 a month for mine.
Comes with telly and a phoneline.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:10, archived)
YEAH RUB IT IN WHY DONT YOU
I pay £22 in the UK, which also comes with telly and phoneline, though I can only download grot at 1/5 the speed you can.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:14, archived)
does that mean your wanks last five times as long?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)
I WISH

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:38, archived)
€50 quid a month for this
www.speedtest.net/result/1129020315.png

Fuck Eircom.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:21, archived)
Cor, that is quite rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)
Also, the server tested is only about 4 mile from my current position.
REALLY RUBBISH.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)
Have you left utorrent downloading Anal Cumsluts 14 in the background?
That'll affect the results you know
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:42, archived)
This ^
When I'm downloading it dips all the way to the mid 30s.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
I cannonbear (can not bear (a bare with a cannon)) it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:55, archived)
no good
spotify:track:1qHKYuAeVf0XISmgwaacHf (No Good (Start The Dance) (Remastered) by Prodigy)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:11, archived)
I like the Plan B song with that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:21, archived)
caerphilly now

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:10, archived)
dunno, i watched the cosby show, it was slightly radical in its day i suppose, even in the uk or maybe more so, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:17, archived)
i like the scenes with theo

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:18, archived)
old school comedy where the man could play the fool, but wasn't considered the fool

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)
You know sometimes I sit at home, you know, and I watch TV and I wonder what it would be like to live someplace like, you know, the Cosby show,
Ozzie and Harriet, you know, where
cops come and got your cat outta the tree
all your friends died of old age,
But you see, I live in South Central Los Angeles and unfortunately...
SHIT AIN'T LIKE THAT! IT'S REAL FUCKED UP
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:50, archived)
you should move to boston, i think the cosby family lived on the east coast

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)