When I spent a night in Limerick there was a ruck kicked off in the hallway outside my room
It ended up with some bloke shouting at the top of his voice "AND YER FUGGIN' CUNT STINKS AN ALL. NOW FECK OFF."
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)

The Radisson is well classy, innit.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)

Jury's Inn

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)

Even BETTER!
Ahahahahah.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:45, archived)

I think there was a hen night or something
The concierge was awesomely disdainful to everyone anyway
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)

They do that at all Jury's.
I suspect that's the first thing taught on the job.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)

A friend of mine stayed at Jury's Inn in Cork with her boyfriend. When she went to breakfast the next mornin the concierge said
"Oh, your type normally doesn't stay all niht."
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)

We asked for a taxi to the airport and we asked how much it would be
He said about thirty. Top notch, a lot easier than a bus with a hangover. Lying cunt, it was forty five. I bet the driver split it with him.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)

Here we go, the view
Broad and majestic indeed
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)

Hahaha fucking hell.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)

It is a beautiful city

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)

To be sure.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)

While certainly not as advertised, it's not the worst I saw.
I stayed in this swanky castle-type hotel in sligo years ago.

Lovely grounds, nice architecture, room window view was of the back end of a cooling unit.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)

I've got one from Salford Travelodge somewhere

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)

Poor bogus couldn't sleep well at all
Kept awake by the sound of a brawl
In the hall a loud lout
Could be heard to shout out
YER FUGGIN CUNT STINKS AN ALL
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)

Oh man
I bet you were sat in the corridor humming that at three in the morning
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)

If the last line is to be believed, they won't have been the only thing humming.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)

I was as twatted as I've ever been and still they woke me up

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)