If there's anyone out there with an average of more than 65 posts per day,
please reply and get wooty mention in my profile!

/crappy quest blog thing
(Fwapper Has just got a new PC =), Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:15, archived)

no-one's going to beat Mykey

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:16, archived)

He'd only enjoy it....

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:17, archived)

not a chance
I hear DTH has slowed down even...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:19, archived)

I'd like to see Mykey and DTH battle it to the death..
.....While we all watch with FREE PUDDING IN OUR HANDS!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:20, archived)

Who's DTH?
I'm trying to figure it out. And how do we tell what our average per day is? I know i posted a lot at one point, but nothing for 6 months, then most of the posts weren't included because it was before /talk posts weren't included in the profile.

etc

/edit: oh right. thanks. i'm off to watch lost again
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:25, archived)

18.7

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:26, archived)

Dave the Hat.
I think he's a cunt.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:26, archived)

Hahahaha!

( Goldfish_, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:27, archived)

Didn't he fake his own death or some bollocks like that?
Cunty cunty cunt.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:29, archived)

Yes, something like that
He reinvented himself as a girly student in manchester studying hat making. Then came back for everyone to lick his nipsy again.
( Goldfish_, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:32, archived)

Dave The Hat.
I want to know why he gets mentioned so often, I rarely go to the main board any more
( Druid, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:26, archived)

I've seen b3tans much worse than DTH when it comes to be a whore to b3ta integration.
But DTH at least makes me laugh at times. Fair play to him.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:30, archived)

I'm assuming that when /talk posts started being counted
it counted them all and not just from then, given how many I've got and I've not been here that long. I reckon I probably beat Mykey in terms of /talk posts per day in the time I've been here - I've been here less than a year, I left the main board for 4rthur ages ago so while I've been on b3ta for three years I've not been posting all that time (and /talk hasn't existed all that time)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:27, archived)

it did include all of them
as the first time I saw it, I was already on many thousand.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:27, archived)

The /talk posts made then still count though.

( Randomgazz, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:27, archived)

Different_Maybe
must have quite a high average...
( Goldfish_, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:24, archived)

29.8

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:25, archived)

christ.
*collapses*
( Goldfish_, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:27, archived)

*resists temptation to tell Chi and Lukey about it all*

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:28, archived)

She hasn't ever posted anything
particularly incriminating to my knowledge... it's just the amount.
( Goldfish_, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:31, archived)

I was merely gently lampooning
her tendency to mention her sprog and bloke in every other post :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:35, archived)

you missed out Fox

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:36, archived)

oh god, so I did.
you're similar of course, albeit with more script variation and 'gannet and ratbag and Mr V' substituted, and extra mentioning of norks and sexings.
You both crack me up :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:41, archived)

I'm a full-time mum
I don't have much else in my life :P
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:43, archived)

Yes, quite.
She isn't all that bad though.
( Goldfish_, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:36, archived)

nope

edit: bah only 31
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:17, archived)

How do we know if we've done that?

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:18, archived)

ALGAEBRAS!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:18, archived)

6.4
you are 10% of mykey
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:22, archived)

The PHOTOS! part
AICMFP
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:22, archived)

I hereby insist
that you write a statistic-felching thingy
that can munch the profiles, count posts and days, and express the requester as x% of a named other user
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:26, archived)

bloody hell.... I've got history revision to do.... :(
next time I have a spare 8 seconds I'll make one in excell
(Fwapper Has just got a new PC =), Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:34, archived)

I meant like a googlefight type thing
You vs 'crab bloke'
user number 'x' vs user number 'y'
Program goes to www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id='x'
compares to www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id='y'
voila.

Way above my 1ee7 skillz :(
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:37, archived)

due to my shitty html knowlage,,, excell is my only hope.
unless some kindly b3tan will do it for me....
(Fwapper Has just got a new PC =), Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:43, archived)

I was actually asking doug
for 'tis he who is teh über coder of FTL FM and I suspect would have teh nollidge...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:49, archived)

work out how many days you've been in b3ta,
and divide your total post count by that number.
(Fwapper Has just got a new PC =), Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:24, archived)

Way too much effort
Never going to know mine
( Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:25, archived)

yes you will!
It's 3.7!
(Fwapper Has just got a new PC =), Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:29, archived)

See jades post below
I was a member long before I turned up here and a lurker long before that.
( Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:34, archived)

no no no
you need to find out when /talk was created. and I didn't join /talk from the start, I only found it this year, though I've been on b3ta for three years
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:28, archived)

13/8/04
www.b3ta.com/talk/1
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:29, archived)

right, now find my first post...

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:30, archived)

i'm talking about TOTAL post count - /board, /talk and QOTW - everything you've ever posted on b3ta

(Fwapper Has just got a new PC =), Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:30, archived)

ahhh
I buggered off for a year though in the middle
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:30, archived)

in my first six months or so
I only read the newsletter; as I didn't have broadband and waiting for the board to load got on my tits.
Haven't looked back since...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:34, archived)

I left the main board when the trolls got to much
and went to the orange place. I can't remember when that was or when I came back, but it was some time this year
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:35, archived)

sne
I just looked at the first ever posts on the board, and there was Gizmo agreeing with someone saying: "It'll never take off"

how wrong he was...
(Fwapper Has just got a new PC =), Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:36, archived)

check the dates, silly
www.b3ta.com/talk/1241
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:37, archived)

*spangs self*

(Fwapper Has just got a new PC =), Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:49, archived)

Are you the rob evans at Cardiff Uni?
And no-one will beat 64.5.

Edit: My average is a feeble 13.
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:19, archived)

Mwahaha

₂₅
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:23, archived)

Find out the average for this then
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=1
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:23, archived)

0.02 lol
but I struggle to believe the numbers...
(Fwapper Has just got a new PC =), Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:27, archived)

Lol! LOL!
Don't ever use that fucking acronym again.
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:33, archived)

lo...*cuts own throat*
I shall use 'SNE' from now on
(Fwapper Has just got a new PC =), Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:49, archived)

I make mine 3.6
and 0.0012 posts on /board per day since signing up.
( Nile, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:23, archived)

1!!!!eleven!!
good work
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:24, archived)

I've still not caved in to posting on /board
I shall resist.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:24, archived)

my one post
is from two years ago, and was crap. It wasn't a picture or anything, I haven't a creative bone in my body.
( Nile, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:29, archived)

me neither.

( icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:31, archived)

I have over 15,000 posts
Do I get a special mention?
( Brown cow, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:35, archived)

soreh... no
You have 47.7 posts per day. And, wootily enough, as of today, you have been a b3tan for exactly 1 year, 1 month and 1 day.

_{but sorreh, no special mentions}

*gets spanged*
(Fwapper Has just got a new PC =), Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:39, archived)

31.8
i think, my maths is a bit shoddy due to wine intake.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 23 Nov 2005, 23:38, archived)