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What are you lovely people doing on this rainy weekend?
I organised a bbq for tomorrow, but I'm fucked if I'm letting a little bit of rain stop me. Fucking precipitating prick. Right?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:19, archived)

Well my new push bike arrives today.
So might get out on that Saturday.

But then Sunday is my travel day it seems recently - this week the destination for your friendly neighbourhood SF is...fucking Guildford.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:21, archived)

Why are you travelling so much?
Work?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:22, archived)

Yeah just work. This is our busy period with various different summer school initiatives running.
I will be glad when it's over.

Last week my schedule initially looked like this MON-WED - Cheltenham THUR - Scotland FRI -London.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:25, archived)

Brilliant guitar shop in Guildford
just sayin'
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:36, archived)

Does this shop have a name?
I am always at a loss as to things to do when I go to these places so I might go and check it out.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:43, archived)

Andertons
and there's a nice looking pub next door called The Drummond. Not been in there, but I'm told the food is quite good.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:45, archived)

Cheers TH
When I don't really have anything to do in the evenings I end up working...which annoys me.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:46, archived)

It also has a fine amount of drinking establishments
But also sadly too many squaddies on weekend maneuvers from Aldershot.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 10:07, archived)

Is that a euphemism?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Aug 2016, 10:14, archived)

I had a barbecue in the snow once
nothing planned really, bit of diy I imagine
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MONO!, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:21, archived)

I did one on christmas day last year
It was great, but amongst all the prep and planning, I overlooked how fucking dark it would be. It was a laugh though.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:23, archived)

It started raining at one point
I had my father-in-law holding an umbrella over me and pointing a torch at the grill. It was pretty funny. Naturally we'd both been drinking for a while.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:24, archived)

this was in april, deep snow though, weather's crazy innit

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MONO!, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:33, archived)

so much for global warming huh

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:35, archived)

Yeah
It's snowed on my birthday in March more than once in my life
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:35, archived)

I spent 10 minutes waiting for my camping stove to boil water for coffee.
I had about 2 sips before needing a shit.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:24, archived)

fuck that
Time is money, m8. Drink it cold.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:25, archived)

If I was at home I'd have drank it in the bog.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:28, archived)

in from
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:28, archived)

As a gym rat, I'll be making sure to get a full burn at least once this weekend.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:24, archived)

sensible

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:24, archived)

Not really.
Finish the wiring on the motorbike, hope it's dry enough to give it a run out.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:26, archived)

Sounds good

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:30, archived)

I've found what was the main issue,
Where the switch wire runs from the flasher button, instead of connecting it to the switch wire from the high beam switch somewhere on the handlebars, the bloke had tried to solder a link directly on to the high beam switch itself. 2 1.5mm stranded on a tiny solder point. The strands had frayed a bit under the vibration and the poor solder and there was an intermittent dead short from the high beam switch to earth. If I'd have started the rewire from the front I may have found it and saved myself the hassle, but at least it's all nice neat and tidy new wiring now I suppose.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:35, archived)

I thought it might be that
you should have asked me, m8. I'd have diagnosed it like that *clicks fingers*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:36, archived)

I will next time.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Aug 2016, 10:15, archived)

well spotted m8
wot a nightmare
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:45, archived)

"Hench" and/or "Swole".
Is this what the kids are saying nowadays?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:28, archived)

Nah mate, I'm gonna get Judy

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:29, archived)

You should max the envelope

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:30, archived)

^friend of dorothy

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:30, archived)

nothing
just standing perfectly still for 48 hours
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$$ ✅, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:25, archived)

Hahaha
That genuinely made me do a LOL
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:26, archived)

wow, that really is nothing

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:28, archived)

Ugh, wee all down your leg

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:29, archived)

and poo

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$$ ✅, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:35, archived)

Dunno
might clean the flat, because it's a proper fucking tip, and sell a load of shit on Polish ebay that's cluttering up the place.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:26, archived)

lol
In Poland, do you need to prefix everything with 'Polish'?
"Goodbye dear. I'm going to the Polish Co-Op to get some Polish groceries. Do you Polish need anything? Polish."
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:29, archived)

This sorry state of affairs would never would have happened under Hitler

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:32, archived)

I have recently sold a few things on eBay for the first time in about 6 years.
I remember now why I stopped in the first place.

People really are cunts.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:36, archived)

You need to attract a better class of buyer.
Tape a handwritten bit of paper onto your page with "No riff-raff or coloureds" and "Only 2 children at a time allowed in this shop".
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:46, archived)

"Shoplifters WILL be prosecuted"

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:47, archived)

I say Polish ebay cos if I said Allegro you'd all ask why I'm selling my shit to an old austin

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:46, archived)

but yeah, Poles state their Polishness with alarming frequency :(

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:46, archived)

I'm being wined and dined by the lovely mrs tangles this evening
then out for a proper drink tomorrow
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:29, archived)

~~drink~~ meal
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:31, archived)

Very nice
Are you going out? We're childless next Friday, so we're planning on going somewhere with no children.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:31, archived)

yes
we are child free both tonight and tomorrow night, although I do have to see them in between :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:34, archived)

^reporting both of you to child services

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$$ ✅, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:48, archived)

good idea
they might take them away for even longer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 10:00, archived)

is it the weekend already? suppose i'll go out or saink

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mongychops, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:30, archived)

Go out for a rainy walk
romantic, innit
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:31, archived)

sounds lovely, might buy myself some flowers just to show how much i care

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mongychops, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:34, archived)

Meet under the clock wearing a red carnation

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:37, archived)

I just caught a new Pokemon, today's of to a great start

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mongychops, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:50, archived)

Caught about 20 at work yesterday!
Including 3 new ones. It's almost worth going into the office more often.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 10:05, archived)

strikethrough l etc. etc.

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$$ ✅, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:50, archived)

Guests don't mind holding an umbrella for some semi-charred meat
And if they do then they don't deserve your hospitality.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:31, archived)

I could get my nan to do it
My nan! NAN!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:32, archived)

~~get my nan~~ to it
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MONO!, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:35, archived)

Can't
I'll be too busy cooking
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:37, archived)

~~cooking~~ spitroasting
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MONO!, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:44, archived)

My Eastern European upstairs neighbours are always grilling meat in the rain.
They did it on Christmas Morning in the garden with cans of Holsten Pils, and again at Easter.
The dirty bastards.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 10:34, archived)

it's a Christian tradition
unlike homosexuality, you heathen
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 10:38, archived)

Imagine people gathering around the fire to eat food together when it's cold
unheard of
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 10:39, archived)

in the rain, in the garden, in freezing weather?
NICE 1 M8
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 10:57, archived)

Well SOMEONE's not getting an invite next christmas

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 11:00, archived)

We had a BBQ in the rain once under a gazebo.
Later on I drank so much I was sick of of my window onto it. Good times.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 11:29, archived)

gays are made of sugar, m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 11:30, archived)

Yeah well, having a Christmas dinner in the warm is a UK TRADITION.
#Brexit Barbecue..?

FUCK OFF
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 10:56, archived)

Courier's just delivered a new lego train set
so I might make another video
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 11:09, archived)

oh god

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 11:11, archived)

one man's nerd drone is another man's ad revenue m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 11:22, archived)

morning

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 6:27, archived)

Alright Grrr

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Aug 2016, 6:58, archived)

Alright Windy

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 7:02, archived)

Bustin makes me feel indifferent.

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Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 7:11, archived)

how do you feel about ghosts and the hunting thereof?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 7:26, archived)

...

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Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 7:47, archived)

I like cats, tho

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Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 7:47, archived)

Alright krone

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Aug 2016, 7:48, archived)

Monsieur le Porc

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Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:06, archived)

I'm starting to think Ernie Hudson would have been the better choice

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 7:51, archived)

the line "Bustin makes me feel good" is taken from Ray Parker Jr's titular Ghostbusters song
So feeling indifferent about bustin may or may not make you indifferent towards the busting of spectres, ghouls, apparitions and other spooky phenomena.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 7:52, archived)

Oddly, I am not indifferent to Ray Parker Jr's titular Ghostbuster's song.
Merely the acting of bustin.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:05, archived)

Hi

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mongychops, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 7:51, archived)

alright mongy

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 7:52, archived)

hey

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MONO!, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:05, archived)

alright mono
might get myself a workout bar, start doing chinups in the doorframe
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:12, archived)

bodyweight exercises are a great way to start
that's all I'm saying on the matter
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$$ ✅, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:24, archived)

great idea, they work a good range of muscles.
I'd give you mine, I never put it up, but you're too far away so I'm keeping it, soz
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MONO!, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:30, archived)

hiya

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$$ ✅, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:19, archived)

well we made it through another rollercoaster of a week
phew! what a ride
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:20, archived)

let's stay in tonight and get a takeaway
we can goss about boys and things
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$$ ✅, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:24, archived)

ooh fab xx
I'll get some fizz and some choccies
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:27, archived)

I think we need to tone down the misogyny today
don't want to scare off any more lady boarders
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$$ ✅, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:26, archived)

I'm 100% certain that banana poster will return today, in spite of windy pig's bad attitude towards her

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:29, archived)

She'll come back just to see my sick lats

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:33, archived)

You can fuck off and all

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:33, archived)

think you need to ease off on the old Arnolds, friend, they are making you overly aggressive

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:41, archived)

Good morning

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 8:28, archived)

LPT: when thinking of names for your kid, imagine a teacher calling out the full name on the first day of Junior High.

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$$ ✅, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:02, archived)

"Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver, spit that chewing gum out NOW!"

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:07, archived)

Ahoy hoy
Good Friday to you.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:04, archived)

Still got an actual Friday to work through before things get better though
just to put it in perspective
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:08, archived)

Thanks Debbie Downer
The countdown to ~~extinction~~ the weekend has begun
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:09, archived)

yeah but no one really does anything on a Friday, do they?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:19, archived)

I went and did a bit, I've decided that's enough for today.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Aug 2016, 9:23, archived)

evening

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:16, archived)

It's got to the point now that that looks like a misspelling.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:18, archived)

word

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:21, archived)

big up yourself djrich
still pumping out fat tunes?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:30, archived)

^trying to sound cool in front of his teenage son's girlfriend

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:42, archived)

I'm already planning how best to embarass my teenage daughter

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 21:15, archived)

Whip it out in front of her friends

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 21:28, archived)

You have no idea what hits you, 13 now : (

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 21:29, archived)

These high board diving girls are fit

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 20:11, archived)

^ alright hankster

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 20:31, archived)

they make my winky go right funny and stuff

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 20:45, archived)

Be careful with that, might need to see the priest if it carries on

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 21:00, archived)

I had a big old go on my vaporizer then spent all of tonight dozily wandering round Edinburgh lost.
I even managed to bump into the ex wife of the mate I best manned for and have an awkward overly pleasant chat with her
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 22:07, archived)

~~aporize~~ ibrato
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Aug 2016, 1:20, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:21, archived)

I object to this on cultural grounds

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:22, archived)

racist

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:23, archived)

fuck off

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:27, archived)

I wasn't around when this fun sponge was posting.
But I somehow located him on Twatter some time ago.

He was a grade A mushroom.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:23, archived)

oh fucking hell, you as well?
must be time to close up for the day
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:24, archived)

you can fuck off home any time mate
not like you would be missed.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:28, archived)

yeah, i will be in about half an hour

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:30, archived)

To your house?
Not to a hotel or anything like that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:32, archived)

i reckon
for a change, like
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:34, archived)

cool, cool

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:34, archived)

^stalker■□●
Edit: oh yeah, coded by a twat
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 17:26, archived)

This shitter than a mcBeef post telling us stuff is shit.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:23, archived)

Then why don't you have a GOOD OLD CRY ABOUT IT and write a post on your LiveJournal about how awful everything is.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:24, archived)

I'm not Russian
So thus can't post on LiveJournal.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:27, archived)

I don't think being Russian is a strict requirement for using LiveJournal.
I mean, how would they ever check? As far as I know, you don't even have to be able to speak Russian.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:39, archived)

It sez on the signup page
"Are you a goddam commie Ruski" and if you select no it redirects to Pintrest.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:51, archived)

my boss started talking about barnaby bear yesterday, the doddery old cunt
it took me a second to remember that it isn't just a b3ta thing
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:23, archived)

lol

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:27, archived)

wubba lubba dub dub!
haha, remember how shit that was?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:27, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking spastic

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:28, archived)

Get well soon gigglywiggly

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:45, archived)

Yes, unfortunately.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:28, archived)

bored of that now

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:40, archived)

heron, long beak, pots & pans, etc

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:29, archived)

That's probably my favourite running joke here.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:32, archived)

something about the 'w/ my beak' bit makes me smile

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:35, archived)

my name is mark speight. i come from wolverhampton. i sound like basil brush. i like basil brush. basil brush didnt have a girlfriend. i did. she burnt herself in a bath. i didnt like it much.

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 16:44, archived)

I don't get it.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 17:25, archived)

bottom get

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 18:47, archived)

Typical mod get

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 19:05, archived)

Imagine you're a celebrity being interviewed by a teen magazine
Answer an inane question of your choice
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:07, archived)

If you were an animal, which animal would you be?
You can't say tiger
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:10, archived)

can I say 'liger'?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:13, archived)

of course you can
they possess magical powers, you know
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:14, archived)

doesn't matter, I've changed my mind now

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:15, archived)

shit

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:16, archived)

watched that new jungle book yesterday
s'alright but the kid is really annoying
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:42, archived)

It's not on my 'must watch' list
but then I haven't seen much about it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:43, archived)

i'll say one thing for it
you'll never see a bigger orangutan
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:45, archived)

woah
well that's good enough for me
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:46, archived)

it did not amuse me slightly

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:56, archived)

Sloth

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:25, archived)

Envy

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:26, archived)

lust ;)

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:27, archived)

a polar bear, probably
lots of sleeping, fannying about in the snow, eating
and i can take someone's face clean off with one swipe
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:27, archived)

that's true, I've seen you do it

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:28, archived)

your grandma shouldn't have mouthed off like that

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:45, archived)

she is a gobby cunt, to be fair

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:46, archived)

~~swipe~~ kiss
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:32, archived)

willy

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:41, archived)

What is your favourite National Trust location and why?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:10, archived)

fuck those pricks
English Heritage 4 lyf
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:14, archived)

I'm NT
we're like the montagues & the capulets :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:15, archived)

that piece of music has been ruined by surrallan

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:22, archived)

the Tolkein book?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:08, archived)

the deep sky-blue colour?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:09, archived)

What release of Microsoft operating system would you be and why, and this is to bachelor number one

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:31, archived)

lifting heavy things, using your legs
squats, leg extensions, hamstring curls, leg press, calf press, it's a long list
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MONO!, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:10, archived)

can I hang off a pull-up bar by my ankles and do sit-ups upside down?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:28, archived)

you? no

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:38, archived)

How many pencils do you reckon you've bought in your whole life?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:11, archived)

0
why would you buy them when you can easily steal them from a variety of sources?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:15, archived)

because stealing is wrong, Tangled
it's very, very wrong
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:17, archived)

What are your opinions on Britain leaving the EU?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:12, archived)

I'll tell you if and when we do

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:16, archived)

good answer

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:16, archived)

Like, I think it's a GOOD thing
because, like y'know, the British flag is blue and red and the EU flag is all blue and YELLOW and like OMG it just clashes so HARD when you hang them next to each other, like, some people just have no sense of STYLE y'know, it's like SOOOO embarassing ohmygawd.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:30, archived)

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:31, archived)

it's as good a reason as any

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:35, archived)

what do you reckon thunder is, really?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:12, archived)

concentrated guffs

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:16, archived)

I was always told that it was the angles moving their furniture around and I've never really questioned that until now

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:17, archived)

it's god bowling, sorry

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:17, archived)

fuck

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:18, archived)

Do you know any gay people and what are they like?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:12, archived)

same question, but replace 'gay' with the ethnicity of your choice

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:13, archived)

none of the above

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:13, archived)

yes
poofy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:17, archived)

yes
you're alright, i suppose
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:31, archived)

I'm only gay in your dreams, m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:43, archived)

it's goodnight from me then

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:04, archived)

okay

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:13, archived)

hi

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:17, archived)

Are you good at arm wrestling?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:13, archived)

I have won 100% of the arm wrestles I have had in the last year

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:18, archived)

that's really good actually

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:20, archived)

*flexes*

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:21, archived)

i dunno, maybe we should find out!
*sweeps everything off table dramatically*
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:26, archived)

let's do this

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:26, archived)

Should I have this looked at?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:14, archived)

nah it'll probably clear up by itself

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:19, archived)

What's the biggest number you can think of?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:14, archived)

you realise that Grrry asked you to ANSWER a question?

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MONO!, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:17, archived)

So?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:17, archived)

If Two Hats is finally enjoying something, then I'm happy
I can't ask anything more from a thread
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:31, archived)

And he's not one to talk!
People are forever telling him to fuck off, but he never does!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:33, archived)

fuck off

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:39, archived)

FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:44, archived)

that's pretty high

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:47, archived)

add one

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:57, archived)

FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:59, archived)

add one

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:06, archived)

ok, i'm sold. how much do you want for 25% of your business?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:14, archived)

you can have all of it

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:50, archived)

seven million and eight-six

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:51, archived)

add one

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:57, archived)

do one more like!

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:59, archived)

rude

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:07, archived)

I just add one to the highest number anyone else comes up with

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:56, archived)

I just add two

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:03, archived)

adding one to that

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:07, archived)

yeah, but I'll always add one MORE
that's how it works
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:10, archived)

add one

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:11, archived)

how often do you pull your plonker?

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:14, archived)

officelol
and some people have looked at me because of it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:15, archived)

do a survey
probably want to include the female workers as well
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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:19, archived)

do you mean ...
masturbation??
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:20, archived)

^Cassandra

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:27, archived)

erry time I open a bottle of wine m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:34, archived)

every 8 minutes to make sure it's still there

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:41, archived)

Nah, seems like a shit thread and now you've got that wanker mono posting about work outs, can't wait till your firm blocks the site

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:15, archived)

user generated content m8, not my fault

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:32, archived)

Typical attitude of the younger generation, won't accept responsibility for their actions, always somebody elses fault

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:39, archived)

let's get those trousers off and have a look at what's going on down there

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:24, archived)

Do you always wonder if you are the Andrew Ridgeley of your group?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:44, archived)

If you can't figure out who the Andrew Ridgeley is
then you are probably the Andrew Ridgeley
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:45, archived)

Do you find members of Bananarama attractive?
Congratulations, you are Andrew
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:47, archived)

lol

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:48, archived)

AMA request Russell Kane

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:50, archived)

Hi Russell, big fan
How do you get your hair so fucking annoying?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:59, archived)

suggest it for here
www.b3ta.com/interview/
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/interview/kuntandthegang/
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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:07, archived)

i just tried to read that and it was making me genuinely sad so i stopped

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:25, archived)

That was well bad

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:29, archived)

Jesus christ "do you common-it-up" what sort of stuck up wanker asks that?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:43, archived)

bad news guys, he's calling it a day after this tour
www.kuntandthegang.co.uk/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:57, archived)

What's T-Rex's best song, and why is it Jeepster?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:03, archived)

Spaceball Ricochet is also good

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:09, archived)

Cosmic Dancer is not

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:10, archived)

It's better than Dreamy Lady

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:11, archived)

and not nearly as good as The Slider

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:12, archived)

All in all 7/10, would recommend.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:16, archived)

#7favMarcBolanSongs

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:19, archived)

All the ones where he is making dirty sex noises

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:27, archived)

Why are Five Star so fucking crap?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 15:19, archived)

tsk. leave it to the dead guy to kill the board
if you were dying, which celebrity would you like to have stroking your hair as you slipped away?
you can say hitler if you want, i guess
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:18, archived)

bullying

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:21, archived)

soz mate, stroking your ear-hair then

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:23, archived)

Anna Chlumsky

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:24, archived)

i thought the mention of ears might set you off
you dirty old bollocks
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:25, archived)

I'm having Nigella Lawson
I'd have no trouble slipping away as some posh tart with massive chebs holds me in her arms and croons into my ear about her fluffy mountains of cream.

That or Murray Walker.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:21, archived)

i dunno, i find her too irritating

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:26, archived)

She looks like she's mad

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:27, archived)

angry or insane?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:28, archived)

the latter
unhinged
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:28, archived)

She scores high on the mcbeef scale of jew as well

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:36, archived)

do you reckon she likes it in the bum-bum?
because I reckon she looks like she likes it in the bum-bum
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:44, archived)

I'll consult with my team at this end and hopefully get an answer by 1:00pm

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:46, archived)

thanks, there's no rush

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:48, archived)

does anyone really like it in the bum-bum?
I mean, even some of the gays go for other non-bum-bum activities

source: jaysum
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:48, archived)

yes

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:49, archived)

disgusting
you know that is where the poo-poo comes out, don't you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:52, archived)

Yeah, but that's ok

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:54, archived)

OK, so that's one person.
Anyone else?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 13:11, archived)

yes

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 13:47, archived)

I'd like to die between them chebs
Lovely lovely chebs
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:38, archived)

legs =/= cardio you bellend

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MONO!, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:14, archived)

also you probably be surprised at the results of a couple of 1-2 hour sessions a week
if you don't really do anything now any exercise is good
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MONO!, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:16, archived)

what do you do for leg day then?
I thought it was all cycling and skipping and shit
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:25, archived)

sexual things

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:27, archived)

cut off your arms and legs
attach the legs where the arms were
lift weights as normal

duh
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:32, archived)

I'd like it to be commentated on by Alan Green
So he can get increasingly annoyed at my time wasting of holding on and distinct lack of good snack at the hospital canteen for visiting journos. I'd then like Garth Crooks to interview the doctors, asking semi-cryptic questions on how they couldn't save me. And then Dan Walker to be shot be a squiring squad.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:27, archived)

Have you had a stroke, m8?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:28, archived)

not sure you've read the question, m8te
one celeb, hair stroking
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:28, archived)

I understood virtually none of that
But then I am a massive dummy
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:29, archived)

It's all football based
Except Dan Walker, he seems to have leaked from sport into everything ever.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:30, archived)

i'm afraid i get all my football knowledge from bob mortimer's podcast

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:32, archived)

I get all of my football knowledge from here

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:33, archived)

two hats, yesterday
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:34, archived)

No, I said that I'm a paciFIST, m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:35, archived)

pastyfist more like

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:49, archived)

hey!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:50, archived)

Nope, need three at least

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:33, archived)

then i sentence you to immortality

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:35, archived)

Bonus
Can't wait for my robot overlords to turn up.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:37, archived)

Captain Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:30, archived)

Welcome aboard SAH!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:33, archived)

i bet he's got soft hands

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:46, archived)

Danny Dyer

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:35, archived)

"Awww mate yor livah's in a right old state mate, fucking knackered innit"

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:39, archived)

"Pass away you slag"

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:40, archived)

You ever see his UFO documentary?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:40, archived)

No

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:46, archived)

Here a clip, here's the whole thing
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:52, archived)

Not clicking that, might be a virus

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:10, archived)

He's tryin' to ave a fahkin pipe at him.
The DVD commentary for outlaws is amazing as well.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 13:48, archived)

he doesn't seem like a natural hair stroker

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:53, archived)

there's nothing natural about windy's hair

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:54, archived)

actually, Jay Wright Forrester

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:35, archived)

Ah, that'd be nice

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:39, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7640454
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:45, archived)

there's nothing about that I didn't like

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:49, archived)

do you have much back hair then?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:51, archived)

more than I'm entirely comfortable with

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:52, archived)

You say it's me driving the lady boarders away, but the misogyny in this thread is where the problems are.
You are a menace
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:51, archived)

I miss banana
she was one of the best lady boarders we ever had
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:53, archived)

I'd bananHER if you know what I mean and I think that you do

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:57, archived)

jesus

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:57, archived)

I think so
you want to remove her skin, right?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:58, archived)

Nah mate
I'm just going to cover her in cream and split her
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:14, archived)

he's going to poke her up his bum

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:27, archived)

for asking an innocent question about being comforted in your final moments?
it's not my fault some of you are such deviants
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:54, archived)

Youre supposed to look after us all.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:07, archived)

with your turdular tales, you're the Robin to McBeef's Batman

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:55, archived)

Batman as he is the best super hero , make mine marvel as the great Stu Lee says

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:52, archived)

woah
that's a bingo
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:55, archived)

I've changed my mind the little green fella from trek stars, Yolo - you have a strong force yet you do eh

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:02, archived)

absurdlynerdly.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/offensive.jpg?w=300
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:05, archived)

Is that telly savalas again , he's more popular on here than ever

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:08, archived)

bald is the new black, m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:10, archived)

well he's got both angles covered the lucky duck

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:14, archived)

^ never going back

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:25, archived)

Batman is the best. Unless it is Val Kilmer/George Clooney Batman.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 11:56, archived)

+, then he's the very bestest

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:15, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:23, archived)

<s>N
Wow, look at all those pokey Batnipples!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:31, archived)

she doesn't like it up bum-bum

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:05, archived)

darn

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:07, archived)

the algorithms and statistics don't lie

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:11, archived)

Tom Hardy

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:35, archived)

as bronson, yeah?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:39, archived)

dreamy!

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:48, archived)

Terrible film

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 12:50, archived)

agreed

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 13:39, archived)

nah

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 13:23, archived)

Either that
or the Batman film where him and Bale engaged in a "who can do the stupidest voice" competition
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 13:43, archived)

quite liked him in Peaky Blinders though

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 13:53, archived)

I'll give you a peaky blinder in a minute

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:05, archived)

sorry mate, I didn't mean anything by it

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:07, archived)

that's okay
let's get those trousers off and have a look at what's going on down there
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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 14:10, archived)

Morning

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 6:30, archived)

morning mr horrible
I like this new early-bird attitude of yours
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 6:40, archived)

Shit out a cock horse

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 7:11, archived)

now I've got a memory of masturbatory period drama Moll Flanders
and I'm going to have to have a wank to low-quality VHS screencaps on Youtube now :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 7:19, archived)

Can someone translate this nonsense.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:13, archived)

Moll Flanders was an ITV drama about an 18th Century prostitute, based on Defoe's novel.
one time she shagged a judge in a coach while he sang that song, and later on she got arrested for being a prozzie and in her defence she sang that song in front of the judge and he let her off, or something like that.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:26, archived)

Is it better than Barry Lyndon.
That'd the only period drama I've watched and I don't think I watched it all. It may just have had a dull ending or been really fucking long. I did watch a bit of pride and prejudice too.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:34, archived)

Barry Lyndon's the Kubrick film that everyone wants to love but can't
There's a good TV drama about the bloke wot invented the seaworthy clock, starring Michael Gambon, if it's ever on repeats.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:37, archived)

I can't remember much about it, except that it was all a bit slow paced

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:42, archived)

rapscallion absconds from the army in Europe, shags a few peasants, gets a job as a butler
works his way up through society, marries a rich duchess, has her killed, then gets shot by her idiot son in a duel where Lydon actually behaves honorably and the brat doesn't.

There's a moral in there somewhere.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:44, archived)

alex kingston is not a looker, just good tits

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:25, archived)

I was only 14 when those tits were all over the telly
wanking was my life at that point.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:26, archived)

Strikethrough most of that, Ned.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:06, archived)

The MC5 have seen better days

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 7:56, archived)

Good Morning
Is it the same 5 people posting in here?
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Banana, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 7:40, archived)

There's a sixth, but he gets gobbled up by a giant white balloon at the end of each episode

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 7:41, archived)

<img src="tiresomeminions.gif">

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:00, archived)

There is at least 7

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:13, archived)

It's
definitely a lot thinner than it used to be.
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Banana, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:34, archived)

Things change, deal with it or fuck off.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:39, archived)

Well, despite
having the best intentions, if thats how ignorant you are here, that's it for me!
Tara!
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Banana, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:24, archived)

oh no please don't go

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:27, archived)

It's ok
I'm still here.
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Banana, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:29, archived)

stop toying with my emotions

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:32, archived)

I have powers?

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Banana, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:33, archived)

oh well done, windy
you scared another girl away
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:28, archived)

Where did all
the girls go?!
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Banana, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:32, archived)

Oh, no, please don't go. I'm sorry.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:49, archived)

I DON'T
BELIEVE YOU
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Banana, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:59, archived)

The chaff was killed
Somehow you escaped.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:57, archived)

Did you virtually kill the chaff?
In your computer world?
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Banana, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:25, archived)

sup horribs

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MONO!, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:10, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2621709
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:10, archived)

sup brah

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:10, archived)

Morning horbs and beeter
I fucking hate airports
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:20, archived)

that is the shittest part of any journey

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:21, archived)

Its like an entire building designed to funnel people through it while plying them with overpriced guff
Is duty free still a thing? I thought they were abolishing it a few years back
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:24, archived)

Just buy some perfume and a bottle of vodka and 300 fags like everyone else and stop whinging.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:25, archived)

and a Toblerone

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:26, archived)

Its not a real hollibops
Until you buy a massive toblerone
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:33, archived)

eat one piece and leave the rest

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:34, archived)

Obvs

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:35, archived)

go and look at the watches

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:27, archived)

duty free's pointless if you're staying in the EU
my local tesco sells whisky cheaper than the UK, let alone in the fucking airport.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:29, archived)

but I bet it's shit

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MONO!, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:37, archived)

What, 15yo Glenlivet, or Talisker, or Ardbeg or Laphroig?
yeah, all rank
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:39, archived)

Dozer is having an aneurysm somewhere.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:40, archived)

was whisky his thing then?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:43, archived)

it was just an assumption, I didn't know the brands so I wasn't saying any of those are shit
though they're no Glenmorangie
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MONO!, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:47, archived)

Rhymes with orangey

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:48, archived)

they've got that too
my wife like's the nectar D'or
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:52, archived)

I dunno
Had a 14 hour layover in Schipol flying between Bergen and Mexico City.

Don't think I've ever been so drunk in my life.

Fucking brilliant actually, fell asleep while on the runway in Amsterdam and woke up just as we were landing at Benito Juarez.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:29, archived)

you used to be able to fly to Thanet from schipol
it made my homeward journey incredibly convenient
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:35, archived)

Air fares are fucked up where I am now.
There's not much competition on domestic routes, so I could fly from Calgary to Cancun cheaper than going from Calgary to Vancouver.

Looked at visiting Iqaluit- I'd like to see the great frozen north of Canada some time- but I could visit Rio de Janeiro six times for less.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:49, archived)

which airport are you at?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:24, archived)

Manchester

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:34, archived)

Have to admit
Their security is shit hot in getting people through there, Gatwick could learn a lot from them.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:04, archived)

Morning Mr H.
The fuck are you doing up at this time?
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Lord Gnome, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:27, archived)

bumholes

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:32, archived)

gay it hard

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:33, archived)

all the way, sister

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:43, archived)

girlfriends 4 eva

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:52, archived)

+ are cheap today
cheaper than yesterday
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:34, archived)

I get them duty free

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:44, archived)

^ Keith baron

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mongychops, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:14, archived)

HIYAS
I love my cat, but if she divebombs my face again at 3am in the morning I'll throw her out the fucking window
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 8:56, archived)

Is there a 3am in the afternoon as well then?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:01, archived)

It goes on forever, or so Mr Drummond would have you believe

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:04, archived)

whatchutalkin'bout drim?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:07, archived)

KLF innit
3am eternal
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:15, archived)

ffs

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:19, archived)

Put them out of their misery
It's just easier that way
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:24, archived)

you silly man

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:31, archived)

*penny clangs*
ahhh fucksake
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:37, archived)

Wow, just realised it's about a Jackson going from black to white, mind equals blown

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:17, archived)

woah
also, Michael was born in Gary
and what is Gary doing in this this video??
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:30, archived)

I got this reference

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:17, archived)

There could be if you play your cards right

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:06, archived)

alright horro
i'm not reading all this. i'm sure you understand
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:08, archived)

^ got his reading finger trapped inside a dog

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:09, archived)

understandable

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:11, archived)

might get this
www.shirtpunch.com/golden-queens.html
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:21, archived)

arse, mouth, arse, fanny

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:24, archived)

standard

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:25, archived)

i think you should get this one
euroshop.wwe.com/en_GB/nia-jax-authentic-t-shirt/W12076.html?dwvar_W12076_color=Black#start=2
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:32, archived)

pls can you advise when my son's obsession with wrestling will stop?
it's really fucking dull
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:41, archived)

asking a hirsute manchild will not give you the answers you want

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:47, archived)

hopefully never
/ac
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 10:03, archived)

Ello moi luvver

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:18, archived)

le bot bot

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$$ ✅, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 9:40, archived)

Yesßssssssssssesese
alright
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 22:52, archived)

GO TEAM BROADSWORD

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mongychops, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 23:06, archived)

sweetest m
i may have had a couple

always
b xx
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 23:10, archived)

alright

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 0:18, archived)

alright h

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broadsword w⚓, Thu 18 Aug 2016, 0:21, archived)

[ insert title here ]
Famous cricketer stuffs pork products up his bum
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 15:25, archived)

In rams Kahn

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 15:26, archived)

close enough

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 15:37, archived)

Shane Warne

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 15:30, archived)

Anus Bacon

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$$ ✅, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 15:33, archived)

Alright
Wednesday, eh? Who'd have thought it. They said it'd never happen, and here it is! What a world, eh? Haha, oh dear.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 10:39, archived)

no one said that

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MONO!, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 10:41, archived)

I did

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 10:47, archived)

oh, sorry

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MONO!, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 10:48, archived)

Maybe they were talking about Stephen King's IT
because Tim Curry was insisting on wearing fishnets
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 10:49, archived)

isn't he dead yet?

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MONO!, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 10:54, archived)

dribbling in a wheelchair int'ee
Who'll go first: him or Hawking?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:00, archived)

PLACE YOUR BETS!!!

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:01, archived)

Depends how steep the hill is
Edit: Sorry, thought you said get first.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:03, archived)

Hawking is already dead
his computer killed him and took control
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MONO!, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:04, archived)

hahaha mental

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 10:47, archived)

I know
But it's not funny
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 10:58, archived)

It happens most weeks mate, you need to start paying a bit more attention.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:01, archived)

Typical Gregorian denier

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:02, archived)

I think he has drawn attention to this particular Wednesday because it will be the last Wednesday of my 30s

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:04, archived)

lol gutted.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:06, archived)

why would I be gutted?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:08, archived)

They say life begins at 40

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:11, archived)

try telling that to John Lennon

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:14, archived)

We can't, twohats forgot his ouija board.
WEEja board more like.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:16, archived)

I have a ouija board mousemat at work
I haven't been able to contact the dead with it though. Which is a shame, because I've been trying to locate my career...HAYOOOOO!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:23, archived)

Hahaha, I bet you're the office joker.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:29, archived)

Once I get my Little Britain talking keychain out, there's no stopping me, m8!
*puts on Looney Tunes tie*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:30, archived)

I picture him more as the office Penguin

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:30, archived)

wak

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:31, archived)

If you find it could you tell it to say hello to my hopes and dreams?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:32, archived)

*planchette moves to 'No'*
Soz m8...the spirits aren't very talkative today
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:34, archived)

You're fucking well old mate
we really ought to implement a Logan's Run deal here for people in their 40s.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:08, archived)

I agree
Monday will be my last day here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:09, archived)

It's also the anniversary of the release of seminal jazz blues wank album "kind of blue" by Miles "wank trumpet" Davis

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:11, archived)

arguably one of his least wanky albums

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:13, archived)

It was on the radio last night. I hated it.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:15, archived)

there's really no accounting for taste

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:17, archived)

I just don't get it. I'm happy for other people to tell me I'm wrong and that it's an incredibly important thing, but I don't get it.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:25, archived)

You're not wrong, you just don't like it
nothing wrong with that m8
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:28, archived)

I like you.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:29, archived)

I like you
but I'm not in like with you
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:30, archived)

it's fine, you don't have to like all the same things as other people
some people don't like black metal, but what do they know, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:29, archived)

I like you

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:30, archived)

of course you do
I'm very likeable
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:39, archived)

Birth of the Cool is one of my bbq albums
It's good musical wallpaper. My father-in-law insists on CLASSIC ROCK, which I don't think is suitable for an outdoor dining event.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:25, archived)

what other bbq albums do you have?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:28, archived)

Another favourite is Big Bill Broonzy, since you've asked

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:28, archived)

Should get some lounge music specially for it.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:34, archived)

outdoor dining m8

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:40, archived)

So? You don't *have* to listen to it in the lounge.
Although mingus mingus mingus mingus mingus might be a good addition.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:48, archived)

I'll happily listen to any Charles Mingus any time or place

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:51, archived)

Congratulations
Pick up your Gaviscon and Rennies at the door on the way out.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:13, archived)

I thought indigestion was a fat people thing

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:14, archived)

He is calling you fat mate.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:17, archived)

I'll fucking do 'im

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:18, archived)

Try it tubby

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:29, archived)

How long do you have to ignore someone before they stop talking?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:36, archived)

don't worry, I get the message

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:39, archived)

It'd alright, he's gone to lunch.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:45, archived)

nice 1, m8

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$$ ✅, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:55, archived)

thanks m8
couldn't have done it without u
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:56, archived)

creeping closer to the 8,000,000 post mark!

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$$ ✅, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 11:58, archived)

Aww, during summer shut down we're not fed, so I've been getting a sandwich from the shop.
The shop guy has been pretty cheerful and chatty which was nice. Well, today he went off on a racist rant.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 12:08, archived)

Heard anything about Gerald?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 12:17, archived)

Nope. He's been gone a while. Gary said he'd heard from him and he had another job.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 12:20, archived)

you must be giving off white supremacist vibes to everyone you meet

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 12:21, archived)

mind, they don't come much whiter than your kind, do they?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 12:22, archived)

Moooooooooooornhooooooooooooles

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 6:28, archived)

The fucking fire alarm went off in my hotel at 5am
Bunch of toast burning cunts
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 6:38, archived)

oh man
oh god
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 6:54, archived)

Neither of them shall help you here

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:07, archived)

oh 5, oh 7?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 10:05, archived)

rock me Joseph

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 10:07, archived)

oh eight hundred, fifty fity fifty
*lifts weights*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 10:13, archived)

damn, guuuuuuuurl!

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$$ ✅, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:09, archived)

lol

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MONO!, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:12, archived)

work's blocking b3ta today
so I won't be around much
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:14, archived)

Oh no :(

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mongychops, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:15, archived)

I am sure you are
DEVESTATED
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:30, archived)

i can't live if living is without you, i can't live, i can't give anymore

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mongychops, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:32, archived)

^ Ken Lee

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:41, archived)

ee libidibidabuuuuuuu

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MONO!, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:04, archived)

gutted

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$$ ✅, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:20, archived)

what, and the jelly version?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:31, archived)

I don't think he's ready for that

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:32, archived)

har!

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:33, archived)

\o/

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:42, archived)

pff

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:43, archived)

Good. Fuck off.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:43, archived)

what did I do to deserve that?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:47, archived)

You know.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:49, archived)

There's been a decided lack of drinks and flowers

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:50, archived)

dr m
n
~~s and~~ e
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:51, archived)

There used to be a pub in town that served Flowers bitter.
One of the bar men always had a pint glass full of flowers under the bar so if someone asked for a pint of flowers he could pull them out for a hilarious joke. He didn't get punched in the face nearly as much as he ought to.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:53, archived)

Bonjour mais petit Lapin's

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mongychops, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:14, archived)

Flippin' 'eck!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:22, archived)

bit much isn't it

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:23, archived)

keep it family friendly

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$$ ✅, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:24, archived)

push it up your bottom

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:26, archived)

hey, come on now

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$$ ✅, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:28, archived)

he started it

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:29, archived)

well i'm not sure i approve of this
but i bid you all a good morning, nonetheless
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:31, archived)

Hello there

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:43, archived)

where?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:46, archived)

over there

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$$ ✅, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:49, archived)

On the stair,
3 LITTLE MICE WITH CLOGS ON, GOING CLIP CLIPPIDY CLOP ON THE STAIRS!!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:50, archived)

vermin

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:58, archived)

on the stair

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:51, archived)

If it's any consolation, WP's is lyrically incorrect therefore doesn't count

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:53, archived)

I've made some changes.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:54, archived)

I think you're confusing your songs, m8
I think only one mouse (or mace as we would say in Portsmouth) lived in the windmill in old Amsterdam. You may be thinking of the blind fellows.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:59, archived)

I think you ought to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:01, archived)

I will, later
In the mean time, she's GOT to be happy with this picture:

www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/cleaner-at-portsmouth-school-caught-on-camera-after-stealing-5-000-from-pupils-1-7529722
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:02, archived)

mouth breather shot
nice
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$$ ✅, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:10, archived)

let's arrange a meeting and discuss this

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$$ ✅, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:01, archived)

nah mate, he got married and had kids in the windmill

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mongychops, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:02, archived)

Ah, so that's why there are 3?
Well that makes sense I suppose
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:03, archived)

I still don't get why that other mouse married a frog though

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:05, archived)

In the Brother's Grimm version the mouse actually MURDERED the frog
Imagine that!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:11, archived)

most versions I know see a cat eating all of the wedding party
it's a sad affair, but it just goes to show mixed marriages can't work
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:14, archived)

Hollibops day! :D

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 8:58, archived)

Holli Bops Mupps

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:02, archived)

Yerps
Blerp blerps
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:02, archived)

Studying for my mixologist exams
bye
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$$ ✅, Wed 17 Aug 2016, 9:16, archived)

Cheers FB
www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=8975523
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 18:21, archived)

He raped springy sunshine , until she admitted he never. He should be locked up

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mongychops, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 18:46, archived)

Then he got his nose broken.

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 19:36, archived)

Oh yeah, I seem to remember there's a bit of full frontal from that Shirley woman on death row

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 18:57, archived)

pubic figure more like

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 19:36, archived)

I wish I was cool enough to be linked on a site like this.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Aug 2016, 20:14, archived)

Not clicking that link, soz.
I am BACK from Bloodstock The LOVELY /talk. It. Was. OSSUM.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Aug 2016, 22:55, archived)

yeah alright what other tv shows are good?
I'm trying to watch Last Kingdom but it's a bit am-dram BBC wankery
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:19, archived)

I like robot wars

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:21, archived)

I watched the first episode
it really made me want a sausage roll
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:30, archived)

~~sausage roll~~ bit metal robot dildo bum bot
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:44, archived)

who says I haven't already got one?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:58, archived)

~~got~~ become
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:35, archived)

^ /talk-themed remake of Iron Man Tetsuo

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:36, archived)

it was just called iron man two, ma8te
mickey rourke cuts a formula one car in half
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:58, archived)

That actually happened, you know
but it looked so cool on camera that they left it in the movie.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:59, archived)

i know, in real life he just whipped his willy out and it carved the motor up
they had to change it to an electric tentacle thing so they could release it as a 12a
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 16:04, archived)

disgusting

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 16:09, archived)

Count Duckula

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MONO!, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:26, archived)

all TV shows featuring ducks are shit m8

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:29, archived)

O< - you fucking bastard

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:37, archived)

FALSE
proof: duckman
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:54, archived)

I second this emotion
Duckman is great.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:23, archived)

nothing

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$$ ✅, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:29, archived)

I'm watching Oz
bit old but I doubt Prison life has changed much in 20 years
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Peej, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:33, archived)

Oz is great. So many abhorrent characters.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:42, archived)

Until it jumped the shark, back and forth, about fifteen fucking times

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:44, archived)

Yeah it did get shit with bottle episodes and stuff. Aging drugs etc.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:45, archived)

Metzger's death
Variety show
"Nigger gums", ffs
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:51, archived)

Querns
I know the unit is meant to be an experiment, but even so
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:54, archived)

Adebisi goes tribal
The SORT team go from last resort to being deployed every 2 minutes
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:57, archived)

All about McManus fucking literally every woman he comes into contact with.
He'd have probably shagged sister pete if she let him.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:08, archived)

I can see the attraction, who wouldn't want a scrawny, bald, limp-wristed whiny liberal grunting away on top of them
Probably even gave Father Mukada a seeing to for good measure
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:19, archived)

It was lol when that mental warden was trying to fuck his shit up though.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:27, archived)

She makes for incredibly uncomfortable viewing

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:32, archived)

youtu.be/3FQktsKvXcg
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:34, archived)

Gideon Coe is a lovely fellow

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:44, archived)

I don't like him yet I'm not sure why.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:45, archived)

Wrong

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:45, archived)

his father is a respectable musician and he's ok by me

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:52, archived)

Kuwtk, ex on the beach, Geordie shore, towie and bb natch

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mongychops, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:35, archived)

Boardwalk Empire is pretty good.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:21, archived)

I enjoyed the first series, then forgot to watch the rest.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:28, archived)

Worth persevering with.
For the cars, costumes and interiors, if nothing else.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:29, archived)

all the programmes are pretty good really. lol

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:44, archived)

Don't bother with Mr Robot
It's basically Fight Club, but with computers instead of fighting
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:45, archived)

I don't really understand what's going on in series 2. I nearly fucked last weeks episode off completely.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:46, archived)

I haven't bothered watching it
I might if I get bored enough. Problem is, we saw the 'twist' coming from a mile off...sort of made the whole thing meaningless from then on.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:47, archived)

watched a couple of episodes of a thing called 'touch' recently
it was filled with mushy bollocks and massive contrivances. then i found out it was made by the creator of 'heroes'
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:57, archived)

Sounds well bent

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 16:00, archived)

The thing with Solid Snake / Big Boss in it?
Yeah that's well bent
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 16:21, archived)

that's a shame
i've heard good things

have you watched any of preacher?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 15:57, archived)

Funnily enough that's tonight's feature presentation
I just found Mr Robot a bit contrived. It's like it thinks it's cleverer than it actually is. If that makes sense.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 16:00, archived)

lot of shows have that problem
that's why i watch wrestling. it's completely aware of how dumb it is
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 16:05, archived)

it's also why you hang around with me

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 16:09, archived)

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