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I find your lack of morning thread disturbing

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 19 May 2018, 8:59, archived)
No doubt everyone's been camped out overnight in Windsor.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 19 May 2018, 9:07, archived)
Bloody royalists

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 19 May 2018, 9:11, archived)
I've just had a nice chat with a couple of LDS lads.
They're always so polite.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 19 May 2018, 9:54, archived)
Is that like dyslexic acid dealers or sutin?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 19 May 2018, 10:00, archived)
Mormons.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 19 May 2018, 11:44, archived)

stupid dyslexic acid dealers?
(ozof, Sun 20 May 2018, 11:57, archived)
And so good to their mothers

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 19 May 2018, 10:08, archived)
can't believe they had the audacity to book the wedding on the same day as the FA cup final
bloody royals
(hmmmm, Sat 19 May 2018, 10:44, archived)
No sense of timing

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 19 May 2018, 11:07, archived)
Hang on, where's
Drimble?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 18 May 2018, 20:54, archived)
lol he's not even on the stats page and no-one noticed
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html

I miss 2H tho :(
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 20:58, archived)
Wow, I'm still up there despite being banned from b3ta during office hours.
But you're right: 2H did nothing that warranted a permaban.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 18 May 2018, 21:00, archived)
I expect to some degree it's not a permaban
ie mine was and then wasn't, so maybe his was rolled back too. But after being dicked around like that he has no decent reason to return to this place, and I don't blame him. I just yearn for him terribly
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 21:04, archived)
Well, yes.
As the vital organs are progressively ripped from this site, leaving it a dreary and draughty commercial husk, it's only natural that he should seek warmer shores elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 18 May 2018, 21:07, archived)
I hope he's happy on that other forum that people used to use
notbent.com or whatever it was called
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 21:15, archived)
dunno what that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 18 May 2018, 21:33, archived)
I did and you even posted in the thread
www.b3ta.com/talk/8170603
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 18 May 2018, 21:10, archived)
no-one reads all that shit you type

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 21:16, archived)
He's gone to live on a lovely farm in the country
With a very nice family
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 18 May 2018, 21:19, archived)
He was already a forum member that died and came back as drimble, not sure you can do that shit twice, jesus has struggled

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 May 2018, 22:01, archived)
Dozer, Drimble, 2 Hats
Why do bad things happen to good people? Alright maybe not Dozer. But Drimble? Where's Re-animator when you need him?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 18 May 2018, 23:30, archived)
Afternoon thread right here...
How's your Friday going, internet chums?
Have you all got your bunting for the Royal Wedding?

what's your favourite canape?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 May 2018, 15:14, archived)
Holy fuck this isn't filtered at work
expect one more post a week than usual people.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 May 2018, 15:39, archived)
Steady you'll get banned

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:14, archived)
Good advice mongy
best to play it safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:21, archived)
what kind of cunt puts an ape in a can

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 May 2018, 15:39, archived)
canned ape has been a stable of the royal family for decades

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 18 May 2018, 15:43, archived)
Spent ages looking for
a picture of an ape in a can before realising Talk doesn't allow pictures.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 18 May 2018, 15:55, archived)
soon it won't allow talk either

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:28, archived)
so, basically facebook then

(ozof, Sun 20 May 2018, 12:27, archived)
I'm writing an article about the best weddings in videogames
cos gamers are monarchists, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 May 2018, 15:48, archived)
Who do you write for?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:07, archived)
Just me work, Green Man Gaming

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:12, archived)
I've given you money before
YOU OWE ME
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:22, archived)
You own a part of me now

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:32, archived)
Who is your daddy and what does he do?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:07, archived)
He's called Brian and he's an electrician

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:12, archived)
Phew my name's Dave

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:41, archived)
1. not bad
2. hell, no
3. anything with prawns in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 May 2018, 15:48, archived)
Shit, hungover.
No, shit for cunts.
Lamb kofta
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 May 2018, 15:50, archived)
Not interested in Royal weddings or small food.
My afternoon off has been marred by spending most of it in the car before picking the kids up.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:10, archived)
wanking I bet

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:11, archived)
It's cheaper than petrol.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:32, archived)
New MOT rules to all

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:11, archived)
I had a sleep
it was alright
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 May 2018, 16:57, archived)
Christ, I'm oversaturated to the point of fucking vomiting with the Royal Fucking Wedding.
Every time I go to any sort of news site, that gormless ginger lolnazi's gurning back at me with his Tesco Value Barbie doll hanging off his arm. All of them can fuck right off and die in a fire.

What was the other question, canapés? I dunno, you can't go far wrong with some tiger prawns and a bit of mayonnaise. Does that even count? I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 18 May 2018, 17:24, archived)
my kid pissed herself and the chain on my bike broke
as Fridays go, this one's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 18:16, archived)
I am bored.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2018, 10:27, archived)
same here
and there's work drama brewing and I'm caught in the crossfire.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 10:45, archived)
Did Linda catch Jason
fingering Amy in meeting room b? Now the whole office knows, and Jason's married? Is that it? Is it?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 18 May 2018, 10:56, archived)
I dream of that sort of mundane drama
this is much more upper management backstabbing each other and playing Game of Thrones with us pawns.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 10:59, archived)
Let me know if someone
stabs someone else's tits off. Good old Game of Thrones.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 18 May 2018, 11:01, archived)
can't they just settle it over a bottle of vodka and a punch up in the car park
like real adults
(hmmmm, Fri 18 May 2018, 11:04, archived)
It's one German
trying to claim parts of the Polish team under his own little fiefdom, against the established rules and boundaries. No-one would ever have expected this kind of behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 11:13, archived)
it's always five to reich with that lot

(hmmmm, Fri 18 May 2018, 11:14, archived)
finger your own bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 18 May 2018, 10:47, archived)
that's your answer to everything

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 May 2018, 10:50, archived)
I've got the boiler man here
do I have to offer to have sex with him?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 May 2018, 10:49, archived)
ask him if he's "working hard or hardly working?"
they love that
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 18 May 2018, 10:56, archived)
Did he introduce himself
as the boiler man, then immediately announce he was there to clear your pipes? If yes the laws of narrative causality are pretty clear on what happens next.

You haven't also ordered a pizza have you?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 18 May 2018, 10:59, archived)
hey me too
let's be friends
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 18 May 2018, 10:56, archived)
Get a hobby

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 18 May 2018, 11:00, archived)
I'm really tired and yet there's work to do
It doesn't seem right to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 May 2018, 11:17, archived)
smash the place up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 18 May 2018, 11:18, archived)
I spilled some coffee on the floor, that'll do for a start

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 May 2018, 11:19, archived)
you'll probably make a better job of the work if you have a bit of a kip under your desk for an hour or so

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 May 2018, 11:20, archived)
Put my head on the Game of Thrones board game, will make a nice pillow

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 18 May 2018, 11:20, archived)
Im ba-ba-ba-ba-back again!!
I dun a naughty and got wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 May 2018, 11:58, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 6:33, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 May 2018, 6:39, archived)
it's not up for deb8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 6:59, archived)
In the interests of balance, my obviously wrong opinion needs to be treated with respect.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:24, archived)
no it doesn't

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:45, archived)
I'm a morning skeptic, and a flat-boarder.
Anyone disagreeing with me is stooge for Soros.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:49, archived)
Morning all

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:29, archived)
I hope you did a bendy-knee thing like an old-timey policeman

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:35, archived)
Actually,
what IS going on here then?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 18 May 2018, 8:21, archived)
*holds SWAG bag behind back*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 8:44, archived)
morning
tonight will be Ramadan &AND& Sabbath. what could possibly go wrong? everyone will be busy eating and rejoicing and thankful for what they've got with multitudes of prayers for peace on Earth.
#prayersdontkillpeople
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:39, archived)
traditions are a load of bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:42, archived)
Christians and
Muslims are historically very peaceful so I'm sure it will all be fine.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 18 May 2018, 7:43, archived)
Sabbath's not until Sunday, m8.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:47, archived)
morning
looks like Ecuador are ready to kick Julian Assange out
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:46, archived)
I used to sympathise with Assange
but not any more
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:49, archived)
He is a total jebber and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:51, archived)
terrible bullying of the Netherlands :(
www.jebber.nl/
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:54, archived)
What was it turned you off him?
The rape? The hanging out to dry of Chelsea Manning? The fact that he's a self-absorbed fantasist?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 May 2018, 8:12, archived)
I heard so many stupid angles on the "rape" that I'm completely disregarding it now
It's the credibility of Wikileaks that has been fundamentally compromised, and that's what sways me most.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 8:21, archived)
Their habit of doxxing iraqi/afghani citizens working with the occupying militaries was well thought out, that's for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 May 2018, 8:22, archived)
Shit

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2018, 7:47, archived)
on

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 7:54, archived)
Me

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 May 2018, 7:59, archived)
a-ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 8:02, archived)
morning
everyone is up awful early
(hmmmm, Fri 18 May 2018, 8:14, archived)
I get up at 6am, plus one hour ahead of the UK folk
whereas you've developed the typical Italian delAIDs
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 8:22, archived)
i get up at 0845
frankly far too early
(hmmmm, Fri 18 May 2018, 8:38, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 18 May 2018, 9:32, archived)
alright Return of SM

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 9:35, archived)
Great
Waiting to hear back from a restaurant job I applied for and from another training course that will actually be useful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 18 May 2018, 9:51, archived)
fingers crossed

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 9:52, archived)
Even if I don't get the restaurant job, I'm getting a lot better at the whole spreadsheets thing
So that's something else to boost my CV
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 18 May 2018, 10:13, archived)
I'll admit, I wouldn't be so good with Excel if it wasn't for Clash of Clans
things like plotting out resource generation, upgrade paths and army loadout characteristics was much better than wading through dull Youtube tutorials.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 10:16, archived)
The class i do on Monday nights is shit compared to what I did yesterday
It's easier when the teacher actually knows what he's talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 18 May 2018, 10:24, archived)
this is that daily dead zone when everyone pretends to do some real work for a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 18 May 2018, 10:24, archived)
I'm seasoning a cast iron pan, and the whole house smells of smoky pig fat
What smellz have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 10:50, archived)
Nowt, had a cold for about 3 weeks now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 17 May 2018, 10:52, archived)
does that change the taste of your pints?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 11:05, archived)
Lager doesn't have any taste, silly.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 May 2018, 11:08, archived)
Nah but my ears are bunged right up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 17 May 2018, 11:15, archived)
Close enough:
goo.gl/images/jpNhi3
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 May 2018, 11:32, archived)
The soft clean air of beautiful London

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 17 May 2018, 10:52, archived)
alright theopatra

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 11:09, archived)
alright grrumbo

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 17 May 2018, 14:08, archived)
bum juice

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 17 May 2018, 11:22, archived)
nice of your mum to put it in your packed lunch

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 11:23, archived)
Yukko

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2018, 11:23, archived)
I've just been up on the roof, so the smell of warm lead.
Also, you're a fucking cast iron pan mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2018, 11:23, archived)
you're a cast iron bed pan m8
round, heavy, and full of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 11:28, archived)
The shoes of the bloke next to me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 17 May 2018, 12:25, archived)
that's richard mcbeef

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 17 May 2018, 12:29, archived)
did he step in dogshit
or has he got some sort of fungal infection?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 12:29, archived)
i have made a curry, the whole house smells excellent

(hmmmm, Thu 17 May 2018, 13:27, archived)
I brought home a load of dead man's cookbooks
Might give a curry a go if I can be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 13:38, archived)
Low and slow.
Dead men can be terribly chewy, otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 May 2018, 13:40, archived)
I know, I watched this one get burnt to cinders
but he was always tasteless; years in the navy did that to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 13:43, archived)
i don't live in the uk any more so have perfected making british style curries
there's only so much italian food i can bear
(hmmmm, Thu 17 May 2018, 13:41, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 6:51, archived)
Here we go again

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2018, 7:22, archived)
alright David Coverdale

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 7:41, archived)
Omg you guyz.
So excited for the royal wedding. How are you going to celebrate? I'm going to kill a dog on my Harry and Meghan shrine in their honour.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 17 May 2018, 7:36, archived)
I only just found out that it's happening this weekend
Might celebrate by eating pot noodles and painting some Warhammer.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 May 2018, 7:42, archived)
Do you know much about weathering?
I brought my old train sets back from England and they could do with looking a bit less plasticky.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 7:48, archived)
Fuck all, I'm afraid.
I just ask the shop nerds, whenever I need to know a new technique.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 May 2018, 7:50, archived)
I'll brace myself and read a dedicated forum if I have to
The missus wants to set up a diorama, and if that's what keeps her happy then I'll make that sacrifice
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 7:52, archived)
Take a poo on slightly damp paint.
Instantly looks aged.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 May 2018, 7:57, archived)
horseshit and yoghurt for stone and brickwork
Dunno the right stuff for early '90s injection moulded plastic tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:05, archived)
Which army?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 17 May 2018, 7:55, archived)
Got some skeletons on the go, at present.
Not really looking to build an army, just painting what I fancy and playing the occasional skirmish. Probably going to get some Witch Aelves, next, or maybe some more Stormcast. Need to help daughter finish her Brimstone Horrors, too, and get youngest boy to paint the rest of his Plague Marines.

#doritos&bo
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 May 2018, 9:24, archived)
I'm on plague marines
at the moment. Looking very grimy.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 17 May 2018, 10:00, archived)
Had to buy him a few paints, no green in my collection.
The Pox Walkers should be fun, too.
Other son has got himself some Orks - he really enjoyed putting patterns on their shoulder pads, and adding blood to any blades.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 May 2018, 11:07, archived)
pot noodle and wank more like

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:33, archived)
Might ask if I can use the shop's D&D room as a private wanking space.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 May 2018, 9:25, archived)
I don't mind all the furore about it because it's easy to ignore
but I despise the way the bbc news site has dumped itself down to basically a clone of Hello! magazine regarding the whole debacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 7:47, archived)
Like football, I don't care
about it. Consequently other people giving a shit perplexes and irritates me.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 17 May 2018, 7:57, archived)
Morning, zombie messageboard

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 May 2018, 7:49, archived)
alright Dolores

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 7:52, archived)
Morning all!
Off to this stupid open day soon. I know it's going to be shit, but they might have Wifi and possibly nice looking blokes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:08, archived)
I like the positive attitude you have towards finding gainful employment

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:18, archived)
Oh, I want a job
But I've been to these things before and they don't help. Last one I went to was geared entirely towards apprenticeships, which I'm too old for.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:37, archived)
Dude

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:31, archived)
Sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:36, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:35, archived)
hello dollars, formerly known as essess

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:36, archived)
defo
don't want to get b&
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:48, archived)
alri

(hmmmm, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:42, archived)
This Chinese discount supermarket chain isn't as successful as one would expect

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:48, archived)
im not sure i follow
but then again, it is not even 10 yet
(hmmmm, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:59, archived)
the cleaner comes today I need somewhere to hide

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:53, archived)
under the stairs

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:56, archived)
no good she'll find me as soon as she gets the vacuum cleaner out

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2018, 8:58, archived)
wank in the shed

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 17 May 2018, 9:01, archived)
in the closet, you've spent enough time in there already

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 17 May 2018, 9:01, archived)
Is everyone banned yet

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 17 May 2018, 10:49, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 May 2018, 0:25, archived)
sleep tight, horrbs

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 17 May 2018, 0:42, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 May 2018, 2:18, archived)
Evening thread.
Waste of time
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 20:15, archived)
I had that waste of time in the back of my cab once.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 May 2018, 20:24, archived)
did you ask him about the England Squad?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 20:48, archived)
It's funny how often "the England squad" and "waste of time" crop up in the same sentence.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 May 2018, 20:54, archived)
alright Owen Paul

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 20:24, archived)
how do you feel about Polands chances in the upcoming Russian world cup?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 20:48, archived)
slim to none
there's one good player (lewandowski) because he was raised and trained by German teams, but Polish sport as a whole is decades behind the west in terms of training, technique, strategy and equipment. They're just meat for the grinder.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 20:51, archived)
not unlike Englands chances though.
It's always amazing how we can maintain one of the top leagues in the world, but fail miserably in producing enough talent at home to put together a squad with management once every 4 years
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 20:53, archived)
they should draft in some of those talented foreign players into the national team

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2018, 21:37, archived)
Evening Jack Charlton

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 16 May 2018, 22:11, archived)
In the grand scheme of things, isn't everything a waste of time?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 16 May 2018, 20:43, archived)
nope. that's a very stupid thing to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 20:49, archived)
'My name is Windy Pig, king of kings;
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 May 2018, 21:16, archived)
soon be Ramadan though

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 May 2018, 20:46, archived)
Has it not started already? I thought it had started.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 May 2018, 20:48, archived)
there is some debate over whether it starts tonight or tomorrow night I think.
tomorrow is the first day of Ramadan, but does that mean you start fasting from sunset tonight or sunset tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 20:50, archived)
No idea, but just asking 'cos
there have been "Happy Ramadan" posters up for weeks now and the supermarkets have devoted an aisle to figs/dates/nuts/generic Iftar foods.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 May 2018, 20:55, archived)
what awful racists

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 20:57, archived)
They have, to a man, been banned from QOTW.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 16 May 2018, 21:01, archived)
well if that's your attitude I might as well go to bed

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2018, 21:36, archived)
don't shit the bed

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 May 2018, 21:45, archived)
you can't tell me what to do

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2018, 21:54, archived)
Afternoon thread.
How's it?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 15:25, archived)
worried I'm going to get banned :(

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 May 2018, 15:30, archived)
life is trouble, only death is not

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 May 2018, 15:30, archived)
If your real name is William Yall.
It would match your b3ta name.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 16 May 2018, 17:43, archived)
Ze germans vant more money for ze watch, I say up yours fritz, no deal , two world wars and one world cup, doo dah doo dah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 May 2018, 15:36, archived)
how much more?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 16:29, archived)
They want a bag of sand

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 May 2018, 16:45, archived)
I have a week to find voluntary work to "improve my cv"
Whilst at the same time looking for a proper job, doing mandatory courses and attending computer classes. Going to be busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 16 May 2018, 15:57, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:23, archived)
Are you sorry?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 12:30, archived)
I clicked I'm sorry because I am sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:35, archived)
You know, I think this has all been a growing experience for us all.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 12:40, archived)
I will never grow up!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:57, archived)
," cried woodkovsky to the startled crowd,
as he waggled his naked hips to better display his shaven pubic mound and the sodden, withered chipolata that nestled underneath. In the distance, the wail of police sirens grew to muffle the shrieks of frightened children and their desperate, weeping mothers.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:26, archived)
Good afternoon fellow /talk enthusiast

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:31, archived)
I'm enthusiastic about this place
are you?
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:34, archived)
I know I am

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:36, archived)
it's the best bit of b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:42, archived)
That still doesn't mean it's any good.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 12:43, archived)
it is now that you've made it as elusive as it is exclusive

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:45, archived)
yeah it's now a secret club
only for the finest minds with the best opinions
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:46, archived)
How are we going to make new friends if nobody knows we're here?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 12:52, archived)
we're in containment

(hmmmm, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:56, archived)
nah, it's invite-only
creme de la creme of digital society
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:57, archived)
the best thing since the closure of the board of biffo

(hmmmm, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:01, archived)
there's thousands of links all over the site to /talk
profiles being the biggy

I just made the autocratic and despotic decision that I didn't want /talk to be the stuff people saw when randomly clicking on the site for the first time
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:11, archived)
this place would be more of a laugh if you came in and asked a daily question

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:24, archived)
Oh fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:26, archived)
this is the sort of constructive criticism this site sorely needs

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 14:04, archived)
Stop arse kissing you bent cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 May 2018, 14:05, archived)
you are well dense sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 14:10, archived)
I die a little inside reading /links sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:25, archived)
do you consider /links a good advert for newcomers?

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:37, archived)
"Sir, sir, but I saw peter shit in the sink and it's not fair that I've got a detention coz I only covered the desks in piss"

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:52, archived)
i'm not sure i understand the point your're trying to make but if the recent change is how you think b3ta is best served then i wish you the best of luck in your future endeavours

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2018, 14:08, archived)
the changes consists of
* temp banning people for calling the mods peadophiles, wife beaters, posting porn and flooding QotW with crap, which will be done again as and when it's noticed

* remove /talk from nav so it's not the first thing to be seen by a newb

* running a couple of QotWs with rules to keep them on theme - and they're not even actual QotWs, they're just some stuff I want to run to get a trickle of jokes for newsletters before bringing back QotW proper.

I'm totally ok with those decisions, and have a long history of being told I'm wrong (first started getting emails saying I'd ruined b3ta in 2002) and I'm pretty used to it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 May 2018, 15:23, archived)
You realise nobody cares , it's only a forum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 May 2018, 15:30, archived)
well OK but bear in mind you'll have to leave talk up in the attic permanently now, it's no coincidence all this is grey
revistatarantula.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Retrato-3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:46, archived)
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:06, archived)
oh rob
:(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:28, archived)
Don't let him upset you vlad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:33, archived)
I can't deal with all this AT ALL

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:34, archived)
Can you even?
Or can you not even?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 16 May 2018, 17:41, archived)
grrrmachine is the grammar expert around here, but what the hell, I'm going to wade in, I don't think 'to even' is a verb

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 17:49, archived)
If only Bob Hoskins were here.
He'd be good to talk.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 16 May 2018, 17:40, archived)
nice arse

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:32, archived)
it matches your face

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:35, archived)

Customer of the day:
Loyal Quackenbush
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:35, archived)
Is she a repeat customer?
does she get a Quackenty card?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:36, archived)

Would appear that way. If nominative determinism is anything to go by, I dread to think..
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:43, archived)
And a delightful one it is too

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:38, archived)
are you drunk already?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:38, archived)
Don't be silly
Sun's barely over the yardarm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:03, archived)
Mods 111!!!!!1¹!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:42, archived)
He's a menace. Ha gazzed me rude pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 12:44, archived)
that was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:45, archived)
you tricked me into helping someone build an abortion of a cafe racer
so who's the real monster here?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:46, archived)
I regret that deeply.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 12:51, archived)
alright, gRRR

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 16 May 2018, 12:58, archived)
alright woodo
miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:01, archived)
hello grrrmachine

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:28, archived)
alright vladiwinks
have you been good while I was away?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:30, archived)
I thought we agreed not to play *that* game on this board

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 13:32, archived)
Having not been included in the england world cup squad I have decided to retire from international football

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 May 2018, 14:06, archived)
cheers for your service
but at least joe hart isn't going
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 May 2018, 14:12, archived)
Pope was at charlton for a few years

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 May 2018, 14:18, archived)
Joe Hart never looks confident
Like a child lost in a supermarket
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 May 2018, 14:22, archived)
I'm looking forward to the hooliganism
I wonder if Doves will drop by and do a fantasy World Cup draw
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 May 2018, 14:23, archived)
Doves probably got b& :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 May 2018, 14:52, archived)
Mid morning thread.
How's it all shaking?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 10:03, archived)
Most of my Swiss and German colleagues have gone on holiday
so there's fuck all to do this week
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:12, archived)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 10:15, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:17, archived)
Alright vlado

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 10:23, archived)
windy :)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:36, archived)
morning
i appreciate you popping in more often now that the site is dying, btw
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:27, archived)

I am like that cat in a care home somewhere who would go and sit with the ones who were expiring, everyone went aww so sweet, reality is, I suspect, the cat was being sure to be there when the meat was freshest
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:35, archived)
yeah. i'm fully aware that my cute little kitty would strip the flesh from my bones if i died in my flat

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2018, 11:09, archived)

cats are nothing if not eminently practical
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 11:14, archived)

also can we not talk about the site dying btw I am not coping well with this
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:35, archived)
It's not dying , it's being wiped out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:45, archived)

hi mongy
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:55, archived)
Less than a week until my last day.
Finding it difficult to focus on my work.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:20, archived)
Focus on this
*points at crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 10:24, archived)
I know but you have to take this one last case

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:25, archived)
what could go wrong

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:25, archived)
I'm too old for this shit.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:26, archived)
look I'm just saying, go take a look around. it's probably nothing. take the new recruit with you

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:37, archived)
she's got nothing to do today and her fancy college education won't have taught her anything about how things really work around here

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:38, archived)
Well, I'm only two weeks from retirement...

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:43, archived)
great, you'll have it wrapped up by the end of the day, I'm sure
here's the file. just a load of stone cold stuff about a syndicate, a big fire, some russians, some syrians, a sex tape, a political campaign that imploded, some mysterious stuff that got delivered to a warehouse last week with really terrible lighting, I mean you could hardly see anything in there, and then disappeared, your arch-nemesis from twenty years ago, you know the one you never managed to catch, a tramp hanging around some bins in a park but he seems to be wearing a wire, look, here's a picture, we took this yesterday, isn't that you over there on that bench having your lunch? never mind, get yourself down to the docks asap and make sure you park somewhere remote and exposed, OK?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 11:12, archived)
Don't do things by halves, do you, vlad?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 May 2018, 11:21, archived)

I'm sorry I need the distraction, you can bail out now, I will continue this in my head
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 11:25, archived)
well sometimes i shake it up and down, and sometimes i shake it side to side

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:26, archived)
alright Louise Woodward

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:28, archived)

goo.gl/images/8biAfi
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:29, archived)
couldn't even be bothered with frinkiac, eh?
you make me sick
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:33, archived)
Never used frinkiac, not about to start now.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:43, archived)

frinkiac.com/video/S08E23/4T-jlmZeiM0o9uY5sZke3axkOs8=.gif
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 16 May 2018, 11:11, archived)
*eats lobster in his mansion*

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 May 2018, 11:16, archived)
I do the shake and vac

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:28, archived)
And put the freshness back?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 10:32, archived)
Cresness back, super cres

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:44, archived)
there's nothing shaking but the leaves on the trees

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:30, archived)
Poopoppopopppppooooooppppopop

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 10:32, archived)
like this

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:49, archived)
Like you too

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 11:05, archived)
I don't think he was actually being sexist.
Might get all gammon-faced about this and rant about leftiesnowflakesjwremoaners on twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 May 2018, 11:27, archived)
morning

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 6:39, archived)
So it is.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 May 2018, 7:01, archived)
that it be

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 7:28, archived)
Morning

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 16 May 2018, 7:59, archived)
Whispered words of wisdom

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:07, archived)
the beatles were shit, and John Lennon should have been shot a lot sooner

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:09, archived)
Morning.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 16 May 2018, 7:59, archived)
Morning all.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 16 May 2018, 7:45, archived)
we have to take each day as a blessing on this most doomed of fora

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 7:53, archived)
Morning.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 16 May 2018, 7:59, archived)
Hello there

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 7:49, archived)
alright here, you good?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 7:53, archived)
No. I'm having to deal with life insurance people.
They're all shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 8:34, archived)
Oh. Who died?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 May 2018, 9:25, archived)
No one died

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 16 May 2018, 10:00, archived)
That's a relief.
Are you planning to murder someone?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:02, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 16 May 2018, 7:51, archived)
I'm glad we agree on this

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 7:53, archived)

Morning.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 16 May 2018, 7:59, archived)
'ning

(hmmmm, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:09, archived)
what, cat got your mor?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:13, archived)
my head is ringing like the bells of notre dam
send help and opiates
(hmmmm, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:28, archived)
hurro :)
i'm eagerly awaiting the return of teh naughty steppers club
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:12, archived)
still many hours to tick off the naughty step counter yet
but maybe they've gone for good, tired of living under a digital sword of Damocles.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:13, archived)
tbh this is one of the few genuinely entertaining places i visit
i'm a bit of a serial lurker on /talk but some of the quips genuinely make me laugh out loud, it'll be a shame if it does die a death
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:19, archived)
certainly beats the self-righteousness of /links

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:26, archived)
yeah links can get very tiresome at times
it goes very white van man / dadsnet
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:32, archived)
there are very few bastions of british banter left

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:28, archived)
i don't think anyone here takes the following personal which is why it's funny, these are a few of my recent "likes"
Christ just shut the fuck up will you no one is reading all that shit you type

Bit hostile m11 trunk road.

I can't stand that baked bean headed cunt

You fucking stupid fucking cunt.

I'm looking at going to a professional conference in a few months
Do you network? Do you schmooze with your professional peers? Or do you shy away from social contact like a basement-dwelling little gollum, fingering your precious ring?

Crunchy Guff Corn Flakes

this is the bentest shit ever

Eat shit you bent cunt

we call our grandad Spiderman
he hasn't got any special powers, he just can't get out of the bath

shove it up your arse and fart it out of your cunt
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:37, archived)
you're right it should be shut down

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:40, archived)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:19, archived)
wotcha

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:28, archived)

Bacon roll with brown sauce, over a decade since I had one. I'm having one today.

Anyone else got exciting breakfast plans?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 16 May 2018, 8:25, archived)
roast beef monster munch
doesn't get any better! it's a shame someone ruined your bacon roll with brown sauce, want me to get them for you?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:27, archived)

It wasn't as I remembered it.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 16 May 2018, 10:59, archived)
in this end of days, I'll allow a food sub-thread
Brown sauce used to be a rationed substance in my house cos it was so hard to obtain.
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:29, archived)
Been craving dippy egg and soldiers for days
So I had that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 16 May 2018, 9:08, archived)
I suppose I ought to get out of bed then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:43, archived)
I'm sorry you're so crippled by depression

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 8:49, archived)
am I?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2018, 9:04, archived)
why else would you still be in bed
and not up and about enjoying this beautiful existence?
(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Wed 16 May 2018, 9:10, archived)
because I don't have to go to work and the drugs are making me sleepy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2018, 9:17, archived)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 16 May 2018, 10:17, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 15 May 2018, 20:46, archived)
alright MGT

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2018, 22:19, archived)
*checks watch*

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 May 2018, 22:23, archived)
Poor Spacefish. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 15 May 2018, 22:23, archived)
but how did you even find this place?

(brzeczyszczykiewicz, Tue 15 May 2018, 22:24, archived)
morning MGT

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 15 May 2018, 23:11, archived)

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