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evening

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 20:46, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 20:59, archived)
.Yeti.

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:18, archived)
Vladimir B3tanovich

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:19, archived)
I'll tell you something, .Yeti., when I started out with this username it wasn't nearly so controversial

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:32, archived)
Tough times, alright.
It's enough to sound as if you've eaten borscht once these days and people will think you threw the US elections on Putin's behalf.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:35, archived)
poor grrrmachine :(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:46, archived)
No wonder he got stepped.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:51, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:52, archived)
Yo Vlad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:11, archived)
mongychops

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:18, archived)
Got me some Rioja and some pistachios, all good here.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:48, archived)
alright Slippery Mick
in shell or out of shell
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:51, archived)
Turtle power

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 21:53, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 22:07, archived)
in shell

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 22:24, archived)
like a challenge eh, good for you

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 22:36, archived)
Never know whether to do a handful and pop a load in me gob or one at a time.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 22:43, archived)
those ones that are sealed up tight though, just be careful, if you leave them in the bowl in the right conditions, they...hatch

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 22:37, archived)
you don't want that

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 22:37, archived)
Don't feed them after midnight.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 22:43, archived)
Scotland, lol.
i.imgur.com/l9F814G.png

Especially funny when you consider drinking is already banned at league and amateur level.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 22:47, archived)
There goes that Buckie sponsorship.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 23:32, archived)
love how some of the grubbier corner shops keep a few bottes in the fridge.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 23:46, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 3 Jun 2018, 10:59, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 6:38, archived)
My eldest had a friend over for a sleepover, last night.
I'd forgotten how obnoxious boys can be when in a crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 7:27, archived)
should have stuck them in a tent in the back garden

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 7:47, archived)
Shut them in the playroom so they could play pokemon whilst we watched Jumanji with our daughter.
Which was fun, if you overlook the part where she insisted we explain the "Jack Black has an errection" gag.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 9:17, archived)
"HIS WILLY LOOKED LIKE THIS"
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 9:26, archived)
In the interests of accuracy, I'd better send Mr Black a dick pic, so that he can confirm.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 9:58, archived)
if he wanted to see an ugly prick
he could just look in a mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 10:10, archived)
Did you hear one of them say 'haha your dad's a gay' as you closed the door and walked off?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 12:22, archived)
Last night's topics of conversation were pokemon and penises.
My sexuality wasn't discussed.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 15:58, archived)
there's no sensible reason for us being up this early on a Saturday
... or IS there?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 7:57, archived)
I wanted to do an early shop
but the car battery's gone flat again so I'm just sitting here trying to plan my weekend wanks
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 8:02, archived)
there's always something
innit so that you can just ask anyone (with a car) to give you a jump start? tough luck if you're on the M4 in Wales tho. you'd be in a sheep of trouble then.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 8:10, archived)
normally I would
but my car's a 3.0 V6, and even diesel taxis won't jump that because the initial crank is such a drain. I've got a booster pack for emergencies, but the car's been sat for so long that even that's not much use.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 8:14, archived)
Bump start it

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Jun 2018, 9:27, archived)
I'll bump start you in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 10:10, archived)
It is indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 7:59, archived)
did you get absolutely smashed last night?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 8:02, archived)
Yes.
My neighbours have decided to mark the occasion by starting construction work at 08:30, so I may have to take a quick break at some point and murder them.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 8:06, archived)
I know that feeling
long weekend means most of the city have fucked off, and the few that remain decided that drilling should commence at 6:01, because "quiet time" has officially ended.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 8:08, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Jun 2018, 9:27, archived)
good

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 10:06, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 13:36, archived)
alright m

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 13:40, archived)
Yeah , kids have gone out with their mates so I've slipped up the pub to watch the racing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 13:44, archived)
Fucking horse cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 14:16, archived)
how much have you lost?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 14:20, archived)
20 on that one, double up on shenanigans in the next race

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 14:24, archived)
Fuck you dettori

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 14:39, archived)
Fuck you de sousa, French loser prick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 15:19, archived)
33 to 1 shot coming in 3rd saved today, now it's all on the fav for the derby
🤞
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 16:17, archived)
Fuck fucking fuck fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 16:44, archived)

he'
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 14:21, archived)
touch

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 14:00, archived)
touch, let it all ouch

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 14:21, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 14:26, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 14:21, archived)
yo
watching the friendly later?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 14:26, archived)
Yeah , horses, then football them maybe the rugby , shame the crickets being rained off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 14:29, archived)
Bought a new bike.
Think the wheel bearings could do with being replaced though (this was factored into the cost).
i.imgur.com/hFt25IL.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 17:26, archived)
single speed?
brave man
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 17:43, archived)
My last bike (the one behind it) is a single speed as well.
I once tried flipping the hub round and trying it in fixie mode. Never again.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 18:11, archived)
Might as well get a kiddies balance bike.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 19:08, archived)
you're the fanny that needs to change gear at the sight of an incline mate, not me.'

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 2 Jun 2018, 19:55, archived)
Never, ever cross Mcbeef's dad.
metro.co.uk/2018/05/30/man-75-uses-home-made-pump-to-spray-his-poo-through-friends-letterbox-7592037/
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 18:43, archived)
I like that the article still has them labelled as friends.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Jun 2018, 19:46, archived)
Not until they travel 200 miles to pump poo through your letterbox
do you find out who your true friends are.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 19:50, archived)
and I woulda walk 200 miles
anda I would walk 200 more
just to be the man who pumped a month of shit
right through your fucking door
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 19:53, archived)
Aw, I'd never really thought of us as friends, before.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 20:00, archived)
Good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 20:31, archived)
This is why I don't have a letterbox

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 21:12, archived)
How do you get mail?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 21:13, archived)
Grindr like everyone else

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 21:16, archived)
happy b3thday 2 Can,
happy b3thday 2 Can
happy b3333thday 2 Caa-aaan,
HAPPY B3THDAY 2 CAN
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 21:58, archived)
have a ba-NA-na
bum bum
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 23:00, archived)
alright, birthday cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 22:23, archived)
jobbies

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 20:18, archived)
Seems a bit POOrile

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 20:57, archived)
He's up in court again next turdsday.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 21:04, archived)
Guy sounds excre-mental

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 21:11, archived)
I hope they ban you,

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 21:17, archived)
Shit article really

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 21:02, archived)
oh god
it's not funny, it's not funny, it's awful, I am definitely not laughing
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 21:40, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 6:05, archived)
Got that Friday feeling?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 6:41, archived)
meeting an old mate for lunch
might have prosecco and gossip about boys
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 6:45, archived)
Boys are yucky.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 7:14, archived)
I hope you've made the obligatory
"Can't wait for bubbles with my girls" facebook post.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 9:48, archived)
massive storm last night with about 100 lightning strikes
GO NATURE
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 7:03, archived)
we need one here
all the heat's trapped in the concrete jungle
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 7:16, archived)
THELA HUN GINJEET, THELA HUN GIIIN-JEEEET

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 7:16, archived)
I don't get it.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:24, archived)
it's a king crimson track where the title is an anagram of the phrase "heat in the jungle"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:36, archived)
T'anks a millyun!

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 1 Jun 2018, 11:31, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Jun 2018, 7:33, archived)
good anything planned?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:06, archived)
Ladypigs birthday.
So I'll do what I'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:08, archived)
Is she a quiet drink and meal person
or more a drag everyone out and get them pissed type?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:23, archived)
There will be a gin shortage in Oxford by Sunday I imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:26, archived)
yes! newsletter day!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:29, archived)
I hope we're in it this week.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:30, archived)
I want to know what happened to the oldsletter

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:37, archived)
I guarantee it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:57, archived)
Morning grrbles

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:33, archived)
richard gere shoved a grrble up his anus

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:38, archived)
That always confused me
How would he manage it? The poor thing would fight like fuck and the human arsehole tends to pucker under stress. Did he sedate it? Was it lubed up? There are just too many questions with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:48, archived)
You know he didn't, right?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:51, archived)
That was pretty much my point

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:57, archived)
three words:
SPEC
YOU
LUM
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 8:52, archived)
howzit

(hmmmm, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 9:09, archived)
^ ambitious Fred Dineage/Wizbit crossover

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 9:10, archived)
intersectionality is the future

(hmmmm, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 9:34, archived)
is that where it's socially acceptable to fuck a roundabout?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 1 Jun 2018, 10:02, archived)
Yo. It's the new shit. Same as the old shit.
Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 May 2018, 11:27, archived)
Yo.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 31 May 2018, 11:32, archived)
What happened to the meeting generator?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 May 2018, 12:17, archived)
Dunno, when I click on it there's a message saying I'm missing a plug-in.
I ain't downloading no plug-in.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 31 May 2018, 12:30, archived)
Smart

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 May 2018, 12:31, archived)
That's why they call me smartvark.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 31 May 2018, 12:34, archived)
shit it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 31 May 2018, 11:35, archived)
Always

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 May 2018, 12:17, archived)
Might be shinola.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 31 May 2018, 11:59, archived)
Rapeseed

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 May 2018, 12:17, archived)
Poor fella

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 May 2018, 12:20, archived)
The naughtiest thing I've ever done
is run through a field of rape.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 31 May 2018, 12:54, archived)
And put this reply in the wrong place, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 31 May 2018, 12:59, archived)
that's what she said!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 31 May 2018, 13:01, archived)
Yo windy ma nigga

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 May 2018, 12:33, archived)
Easy now.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 May 2018, 12:36, archived)
that's not just shit
it's free-range organic shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 May 2018, 12:59, archived)
Corn fed and all

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 May 2018, 13:10, archived)
only the best

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 May 2018, 13:16, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 31 May 2018, 5:48, archived)
*yawn*

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 31 May 2018, 6:32, archived)
day off here
so I was up at 5:30 like a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 31 May 2018, 7:11, archived)
Carpe diem.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 31 May 2018, 8:42, archived)
RIP live from the lake

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 31 May 2018, 8:46, archived)
easy

(hmmmm, Thu 31 May 2018, 7:14, archived)
Easy like Thursday morning.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 31 May 2018, 7:17, archived)
sunny side up m8

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 31 May 2018, 7:20, archived)
ill turn you sunny side up m8

(hmmmm, Thu 31 May 2018, 7:45, archived)
urgh, I've spilt my yolk

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 31 May 2018, 7:48, archived)
Yello

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 May 2018, 7:31, archived)
OH YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 31 May 2018, 7:44, archived)
TT claimed his first victim already.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 May 2018, 7:52, archived)
30, too old for that game

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 31 May 2018, 8:46, archived)
All the top TT riders seem to be old boys.
They're all mad
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 May 2018, 10:14, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 31 May 2018, 8:08, archived)
is it interview day today?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 31 May 2018, 8:47, archived)
It is indeed
So, of course, every cunt wants me to do stuff for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 31 May 2018, 9:15, archived)
Could you pick up my dry cleaning on the way?
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 31 May 2018, 9:22, archived)
Can't you deal with your own curry stains?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 31 May 2018, 10:01, archived)
gay it hard

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 31 May 2018, 8:09, archived)

imgur.com/0ZO0Sks
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 May 2018, 8:28, archived)
I'd rather drop acid than touch an iguana

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 31 May 2018, 8:40, archived)
I need to be warmed up tenderly first

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 31 May 2018, 8:47, archived)
holiday here again, God knows why

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 31 May 2018, 8:47, archived)
Corpus Christi innit
40 days after easter.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 31 May 2018, 8:50, archived)
Typical Catholic.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 31 May 2018, 8:52, archived)
how dare you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 31 May 2018, 8:54, archived)
Sorry, Polish Orthodox?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 31 May 2018, 9:17, archived)
is there such a thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 31 May 2018, 9:29, archived)
As if you're not there every Sunday,
noshing on the body of christ, or whatever it is that they do in proper churches.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 31 May 2018, 9:35, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 May 2018, 10:49, archived)

Alright?

Soz about the outage back there. Think I kicked the plug out the socket by mistake or sutin.
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 30 May 2018, 17:43, archived)
I didn't notice.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 May 2018, 17:56, archived)

Aardvark
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 30 May 2018, 18:09, archived)
Enron

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 May 2018, 19:33, archived)
I'm 12 years old and what is this?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 May 2018, 17:59, archived)

That won't fly in front of the magistrate
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 30 May 2018, 18:10, archived)
Nothing officer!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 30 May 2018, 18:43, archived)

what is this? gay and autism
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 30 May 2018, 19:44, archived)
Have the owners been paying people to come back or something?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 May 2018, 18:03, archived)

Always been here mVIII
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 30 May 2018, 18:09, archived)
Evening GJ, how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 30 May 2018, 18:44, archived)
Yeah mate

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 May 2018, 18:43, archived)
saw your video
mad shit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 30 May 2018, 18:46, archived)
Staples in the grip tape

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 May 2018, 19:31, archived)
Turtle power!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 May 2018, 21:07, archived)
In 1989 we used to do this to our biology teacher after she introduced the class, towards the end we even did the whole chorus, I can't for the life of me remember her name

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 May 2018, 21:31, archived)
Mrs Hirosina Halfshell?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 May 2018, 22:10, archived)
Turtle Power!

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 May 2018, 21:10, archived)
Purple tower!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 May 2018, 21:11, archived)
ENOUGH
That's enough
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 May 2018, 21:33, archived)
I read that in Brian Glover's voice

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 30 May 2018, 21:38, archived)

Yeah! Alright Mongs?
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 30 May 2018, 19:00, archived)
Sweet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 May 2018, 19:30, archived)

Safe blud
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 30 May 2018, 19:36, archived)
I read that as outrage and thought you'd had a massive spaz fit

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 30 May 2018, 20:00, archived)

I think both conditions are applicable, in fairness. Alright, Smash?
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 30 May 2018, 20:03, archived)
Currently full of mushrooms

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 30 May 2018, 21:39, archived)

Good ones or bad ones?

For example, the bad ones taste like shit and many outlets insist on putting them on things like pizza and sandwiches and the like, it's ridiculous. The good ones taste like even worse shit, but they actually fucking do something.
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 30 May 2018, 22:10, archived)
Just the ordinary ones

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 30 May 2018, 22:23, archived)

I am very sorry
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 30 May 2018, 23:31, archived)
Alright /talk circa 2007.
Anyone listened to any good minidiscs recently?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 30 May 2018, 21:28, archived)
I had one pre-recorded minidisc.
It were Moby's Play.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 May 2018, 21:50, archived)
tl;dr.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 30 May 2018, 22:23, archived)

Alright Gaybeard
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 30 May 2018, 22:13, archived)
Hubba hubba burning love

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 30 May 2018, 22:24, archived)
Reef came round with their latest album,
but I dropped it out of the window.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 May 2018, 22:15, archived)
Album: Reefenestrated

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 30 May 2018, 22:43, archived)

Hey, 'Put Your Hands On' is still a fucking tune.

Literally not one other song of their output comes close, but they nailed that one.

Fuckin Cornish
(Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Wed 30 May 2018, 23:36, archived)
Hello. What did I miss?
Also, what's everyone having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 May 2018, 13:29, archived)

こんにちは
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 30 May 2018, 13:35, archived)
beer

(hmmmm, Wed 30 May 2018, 13:37, archived)
Is this what I missed, or what you're having for lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:12, archived)
both

(hmmmm, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:53, archived)
copious amounts of lesbian pornography to all

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 May 2018, 13:44, archived)
Which one are you?
Also, salad.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:06, archived)
Which what am I?
If you mean Power Ranger then I'm definitely the red one. You can be the blue one.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:14, archived)
I always wanted to be the green one, tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 May 2018, 15:16, archived)
Roast beef sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:07, archived)
Alright aardvark

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:16, archived)
Alright mongy

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:23, archived)
popping back in just to say hi to aardvark, here

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:27, archived)
I saw a good video on thrasher of some Russian skating in the snow, but you never turned up and I've lost the link now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:30, archived)
There
youtu.be/cOqIHExaxhY
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:37, archived)
nutter
i was wondering how he didn't fuck up his griptape. rubber mat and a load of staples. boshski
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 30 May 2018, 18:46, archived)
Accepting and returning manolith's greeting, here

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:30, archived)
I had to burn that sofa after what you did to it

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:30, archived)
It was asking for it, dressed like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:31, archived)
y'alright tho?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:31, archived)
Yup, pretty smashing.
How's your lovely self?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:33, archived)
not too shabby
still got that skanky old motor you saw when you came over
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 14:53, archived)
Dude that's the mother of your kid

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 May 2018, 17:22, archived)
Hello
Aardvark
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 30 May 2018, 16:58, archived)
Hello the oban.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 May 2018, 17:12, archived)
Sweaty nutsack chat killed /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 May 2018, 12:26, archived)
over-zealous modding killed /talk and b3ta in general

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 May 2018, 12:45, archived)
I thought everyone was lost in reverie over my sticky balls

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 12:51, archived)
Thoughts and prayers with McBoef on this day pls

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 May 2018, 12:59, archived)
I hope he doesn't shit himself
then again, I hope he does shit himself, then wipes his arse with the judge's wig.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 13:06, archived)
ORDER! ORDER IN YOUR TROUSERS!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 May 2018, 13:11, archived)
when the judge bangs his gavel, McBeef will tell him that's a piss poor excuse of a break beat
and that he's clearly ripped it from some obscure 7" because he's got no originality of his own.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 13:18, archived)
I hope the sentencing is harsh.
The streets aren't safe while he's at liberty.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 May 2018, 13:06, archived)
he already shouted, "You fucking bitch, I'll kill you. I'll kill all of you!"
so far so good
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 May 2018, 13:27, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 6:22, archived)

おはようございます
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 May 2018, 6:25, archived)
fuck if only i'd asked my question a few seconds later

(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 30 May 2018, 6:32, archived)
Silly gaijin.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 May 2018, 6:49, archived)
I'm pissing myself in a puddle of goomba right now
it's actually disgusting

don't look at me
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 30 May 2018, 6:55, archived)
lol, nippon

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 6:42, archived)
Ohio

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 30 May 2018, 7:02, archived)
Well that's easy for you to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 30 May 2018, 8:55, archived)
Nerd

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 May 2018, 7:32, archived)
dweeb

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 7:36, archived)
Weather here is utter dog shit

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 May 2018, 7:41, archived)
how are you measuring it?
It's clear skies and pushing 30 here, which is hell on earth as far as I'm concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 7:44, archived)
It's not an exact science

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 May 2018, 7:44, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 30 May 2018, 7:32, archived)
for a jobless, you're up early

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 7:37, archived)
I usually am

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 30 May 2018, 10:19, archived)
Why isn't talk linked at the top of the page anymore?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 May 2018, 8:46, archived)
because we're ugly and smelly and rude and no-one likes us and we're an embarassment to rob

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 8:47, archived)
Oh right
yeah I can see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 May 2018, 9:19, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 May 2018, 8:50, archived)
wotcha

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 9:05, archived)
bottom get

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 May 2018, 9:02, archived)
dirty bottomgetter

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 9:06, archived)
'ning
roasting here
(hmmmm, Wed 30 May 2018, 9:20, archived)
my balls are sticking to themselves and my thighs
and I don't know what to do about it
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 9:28, archived)
spread peanut butter over your crotch and get a dog to lick it off

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 May 2018, 9:37, archived)
i have become mosquito food

(hmmmm, Wed 30 May 2018, 9:50, archived)
A sarong is comfortable wearing for the summer months.
Underwear optional.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 May 2018, 10:07, archived)
it's the optional underwear that causes the balls to stick
you'd know, if you had any
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 30 May 2018, 10:13, archived)
Nah, let them swing free and cool naturally.
Underwear just ensures that they're pressed against your thighs.
Seriously, though, skirts are very comfy, and it's a shame that society frowns on men wearing them.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 May 2018, 10:24, archived)
Wear a kilt
You're meant to go commando when wearing one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 30 May 2018, 10:43, archived)
Supposed to keep a knife in your sock, too.
Which society also frowns upon.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 May 2018, 10:47, archived)
What could possibly go wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 30 May 2018, 10:50, archived)
serious question:
does anyone here know japanese?
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 30 May 2018, 6:20, archived)
nvm i've drowned

(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 30 May 2018, 6:56, archived)
RIP Tommy Robinson

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 May 2018, 15:21, archived)
Some classic Guy Fieri chat:
You can’t send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out!

www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/19/guy-fieri-homophobia_n_1020736.html?guccounter=1
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 May 2018, 15:22, archived)
Foooooooood:
"Looks like your cookies are disabled. Please enable and try again."
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 May 2018, 16:04, archived)
No more time team:(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 May 2018, 15:25, archived)
I hope UKIP can field a spokesperson to blame this all on the homosexuals.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 May 2018, 16:06, archived)
RIP :(

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 May 2018, 16:23, archived)
Main sewer flooded outside the pub so the garden smells of shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 May 2018, 16:45, archived)
FREE TOMMY ROBINSON
with every joint of gammon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 May 2018, 18:42, archived)
Why do you hate pink people?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 May 2018, 18:52, archived)
I hate pink anything

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 29 May 2018, 20:04, archived)
I'm not happy about this gammon thing , I find it racist

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 May 2018, 18:57, archived)
*pats head*
There there, mongy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 29 May 2018, 20:06, archived)
It's cool I'm still an over privileged white male , I'm fairly certain I'll be long dead before that changes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 May 2018, 20:19, archived)
Most likely

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 29 May 2018, 20:22, archived)
gammon, egg, peas and chips you know what it means to me

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 May 2018, 19:19, archived)
Better not be garden peas
They're disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 29 May 2018, 20:05, archived)

garden poddington
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 May 2018, 21:06, archived)
Noncing around mouthing off about this and that when he hasn't even got the balls to use his real name.
I hope he gets gang-raped in prison.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 29 May 2018, 21:33, archived)
I've almost certainly mentioned this before, but I met one of his secondary school teachers, once.
She told me that he's always been a fuckwit.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 May 2018, 22:25, archived)
Surely not.
You've got to have been thick as pigshit since birth to sign up for the EDL, let's be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 29 May 2018, 22:55, archived)
So thick, he founded the EDL, so other thickos could have somewhere to belong.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 May 2018, 23:28, archived)
That topic was woeful
I've been asked to think about giving a talk at next year's conference. What could you give a 30min talk about, plus a Q&A session?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 11:29, archived)
probably 30min on why TED style talks are shit

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 May 2018, 11:34, archived)
What I Did On My Holidays
by monster munch, aged 40 & 1/3
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 May 2018, 11:36, archived)
did a seagull shit on your Tom Holt novel while you were reading it?
cos I'm never going back to Broadstairs after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 11:42, archived)
A gull crapped on my head, a couple of years back.
I forget where that was, but I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 May 2018, 11:44, archived)
Happened to me in Weymouth
Fucking shitty seagulls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:05, archived)
got shit on by a gull while riding a bike in brighton once
i really felt that one was some bad luck or some fine marksmanship
(hmmmm, Tue 29 May 2018, 13:52, archived)
I dunno your mum or something

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 29 May 2018, 11:45, archived)
she said you never last longer than 2 minutes

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 11:47, archived)
It's ok, I can do the talk 15 times

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 29 May 2018, 11:52, archived)
She also said there's no way your tongue could last that long
she was pretty disparaging about your whole performance tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 11:54, archived)
This is getting Too Real

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 29 May 2018, 11:55, archived)
carve it into your arm then

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 13:09, archived)
Knitting, cooking, budgets and horror films

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:04, archived)
1 minute on what Jordan B Peterson got right
29 minutes on why Jordan B Peterson is a prick
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:20, archived)
I watched I'm Gonna Git You Sucka so let's say Blaxploitation films.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:22, archived)
^ Pimp of the Year

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:38, archived)
The goldfish in my shoes are dead :(

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 May 2018, 14:06, archived)
skiving

(hmmmm, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:24, archived)
+y d
+without a parachute, including a practical demonstration
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:38, archived)
I'm not qualified
however you seem like the right man for the job
(hmmmm, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:44, archived)
Dunno

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:29, archived)
saw a shop in Krakow selling wooden watches
you should have a ganders
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:39, archived)
I'll have a look

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:44, archived)

www.woodlans.pl/en/
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:59, archived)
Good luck to them, there are a few wooden watch makers out there, one uses old whisky barrels I think

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 May 2018, 13:04, archived)
his location is pretty pricey and he's been going for a few years
so he must have a decent client base. Not bad for a sub-100 quid gimmick.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 13:07, archived)
Girl bands of the 1990's

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:30, archived)
All Saints y/n?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:39, archived)
y
They're still going, bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:44, archived)
I thought they had a massive cat fight and half of them quit
or was the Sugarbabes?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 13:08, archived)
Both!
All Saints patched it up though. Girl power and all that shite.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 May 2018, 13:30, archived)
Bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:40, archived)
Shit eastern block motorcycles

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 May 2018, 12:45, archived)
Romet or WSK?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 12:53, archived)

or WSK, Romet, wherefore art thou, Romet
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 May 2018, 13:00, archived)
In Katowice, for 175 quid:
allegro.pl/komar-romet-1972-2330-i7370396968.html
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 13:06, archived)
It's all flooded round here , drains all burst and it still chucking it down, need a boat to get up the pub

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 May 2018, 13:44, archived)
ask the RNLI if they will give you a lift

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 May 2018, 13:53, archived)
They better I always give money

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 May 2018, 13:58, archived)
they scattered my stepdad's ashes in the channel, he was a coastguard, good on them

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 14:09, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 7:19, archived)
same

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 29 May 2018, 7:47, archived)
ditto
lol, like in Ghost
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 8:00, archived)
don't remember that particular scene
I always liked when the bad guy walked through people or looked into a moving train. was never the pottery-making type.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 29 May 2018, 8:04, archived)
it's the core of the film mate
he never says "I love you", he only says "ditto", until right at the end when you're supposed to be blubbing your eyes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 8:35, archived)
Nice weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 May 2018, 8:07, archived)
absolutely fucking brutal
two day conference plus extra day "team building" followed by a birthday weekend with the family. Monday's hangover was heinous.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 8:18, archived)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 May 2018, 8:32, archived)
A burly lesbian from New York told me I had the lips of a bassoon player
not quite sure how to interpret that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 8:52, archived)
Alright grrry , looks like shit weather all week for half term

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 May 2018, 8:21, archived)
boo fucking hoo, it's gonna be 29 degrees here

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 8:34, archived)
alright

(hmmmm, Tue 29 May 2018, 8:23, archived)
word

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 8:34, archived)
like you i had a godless hangover yesterday

(hmmmm, Tue 29 May 2018, 9:06, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 May 2018, 8:27, archived)
dolla dolla bill in da houssssse

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 8:34, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 29 May 2018, 8:35, archived)
alright SM2

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 29 May 2018, 8:35, archived)

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