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# arf
France has 3 kinds of band:

a) Johnny Hallyday
b) fey jailbait temptresses
c) Dire Straits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:38, archived)
# vanessa paradis
*cums in pants*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Meh, I guess.
Would only be a little *spluff* though. nothing epic.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
# You can have her
If I can have Johnny. So I can dress him up as Cpt Jack (as he really should be dressed all the time)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# he's about 70
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# You're talking to the woman who fancies Alan Rickman, Bill Nighy and Lemmy.
Compared to most of the men I like he's a spring chicky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# i understand the alan rickman thing, and to a point the bill nighy 'dad'ness
but lemmy is a mongo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# He's sexy
I don't know, I just really, really would.

Plus he's got to be good in bed. All that practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# i imagine he's a very selfish lover
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# as long as he holds me down by my neck and calls me names I don't care
(you'd have to be dominated by him, I couldn't be the dom with Lemmy)

Right, ciggy time
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# my lady wife fancies johnny depp too.
the big nancy that he is
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# He's very nice when he's a pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Is it the bad-boy image?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# No, it's the dark eyes and dreadlocks thing, I think
That's pretty much the manwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I think you'd be hard pressed to find a girl that doesn't
Its when they like Russel Brand that I can't work out
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# and boy for that matter
i have asked many straight men that if they absolutely had to kiss/shag a bloke, it would be johnny. every time. over the last 10+ years...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)
# absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:04, archived)
# bill nighty 'dad'ness?
no, that would be the caddish swagger, mumbling and sexily craggy face.
dad? *brrrr*. creepy.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# And we have a winner...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# saw 'notes on a scandal'
my friend drooled over the young irish chap. i made 'mm, yes' noises, whilst secretly drooling over mr nighy.
hurrah!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:12, archived)
# And probabily gay
*May contain jelousy. Wheres my fcuking fanbase of legions of screaming ladies? Bah
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# As long as he wants to prove he isn't, that's fine by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Is the French rap scene
not like the second biggest one on the world behind the USA or something or not or what?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Third
Second is the Hoff in Germany
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
# french rap
can be fucking ace mind
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# yes
I didn't put this in cos it's not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# piss o' the mind
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I've never heard any of it
This intrigues me now. Point me to something

Edit: I do remember the Fugees doing a French version of Fu-Gee-La though. that was good, and Lauren Hill makes my cock erupt love puke
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# *points 4dam at kettle*
get to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# *fucks kettle*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# 'Smy boy.
*puts him back in his box*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# over there
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# this is the only one I have heard of
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC_Solaar
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)
# *points in general Dover direction*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# *fucks Dover*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)
# MC Solaar, Alliance Ethnique
for starters
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)
# and
also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:French_hip_hop_musicians
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Probably the best place to look !!!1!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Probably
!!!1!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Lauren Hill makes my cock erupt love puke
want this as my 'random quote'
lol-age
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I can't claim credit for it really:
www.weebls-stuff.com/b3ta/valentine.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Be quick, very quick
www.deathbychocolate.com/IAM_Akhenaton_Freeman_K.reen__Une_autre_dimension.mp3

Well, I like it. :)

edit: will be gone at 3pm

edit2: is gone
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# HAW HEEHAW HEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!
Cheers! I shall have a listen later
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)
# and this song is great
Je monte dans l'autobus avec mon épargnant de jour.
Je fume le Rizla, dans le coin.
Nous ne baisons pas environ!

Leur dire petit Joe foutu.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# baise ! paix !
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)
# What what what?
I get into the bus with my saver of day. I smoke Rizla, in the corner. We do not kiss approximately! Their statement small Joe foutu.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)
# it's le Kersal de Massif
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha
Oh lol!

Ne peut pas toucher ceci ne peut pas toucher ceci ne peut pas toucher ceci (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) ne peut pas toucher ceci (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) ne peut pas toucher ceci Mon, mon, mon, ma musique me frappe ainsi des marques dures je la parole OH mon seigneur Thank vous de la bénédiction moi avec un esprit à rimer et deux hyped des pieds se sent bon quand vous savez que vous êtes en bas du superdope de A homeboy de l'Oaktown et moi suis connu en tant que tels et c'est un uh de battement que vous ne pouvez pas toucher (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) Je vous ai dit homeboy, ne peux pas toucher ceci (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) ouais, qui est comment nous livin 'et ya savons, ne peux pas toucher ce regard (OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) chez mon homme d'yeux, ne peux pas toucher ceci (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) que vous savez me laissez éclater le lyrique génial, vous ne pouvez pas toucher ceci Les nouvelles éruptions fraîches et le pantalon que vous l'avez obtenu aiment que maintenant vous savez voulez danser ainsi se déplacer hors de votre siège et obtenir une fille de mouche et attraper ce battement tandis que c'est le rollin 'prise sur la pompe un peu et laissez-moi savent qu'elle continue comme celle, comme cela froid une mission ainsi la chute sur le dos laissent 'la fin de support savent que vous êtes trop et c'est un uh de battement ils ne peuvent pas toucher (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) Yo I vous a indiqué que, ne peut pas toucher ceci (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) pourquoi vous tenant là l'homme, ne pouvez pas toucher ce (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) bruit de Yo que l'école de cloche est dans le surgeon, ne pouvez pas toucher ceci Donnez-moi une chanson ou le rythme faisant la 'fin de support suée est qui ce que je leur donne 'fin de support maintenant savent que vous parlez du marteau quand vous parlez l'accès de ` une exposition qui est hyped et les chanteurs serrés sont sweatin 'ainsi leur passez un chiffon ou une bande pour apprendre ce qu'il va falloir dans les années 90 à la brûlure au travail de legit de diagrammes dur ou vous pourrait aussi bien stopper (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) C'est mot parce que vous savez ne pouvez pas toucher ceci (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) ne pouvez pas toucher cette coupure (OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) il vers le bas ! (L'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) (OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) Arrêt ! Temps de marteau ! Allez de pair avec l'écoulement il est dit si vous ne pouvez pas vous déplacer à ceci alors que vous êtes probablement mort ainsi ondulent vos mains dans le buste d'air quelques mouvements courent vos doigts par vos cheveux c'est lui pour une danse de gagnant à ceci et vous allez obtenir le diluant déplacez maintenant la glissière votre culotte juste pendant une minute tous faisons les gambades (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) Frappez la bosse de bosse ouais, vous ne peut pas toucher cet homme du regard (OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH), ne peut pas toucher ceci (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) que vous obtiendrez probablement cause hyped garçon 'vous savez que vous ne pouvez pas, ne pouvez pas toucher ce l'anneau (OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) le dos de l'école de cloche dedans, ne le décomposez pas ! (L'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) (OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) Arrêtez ! Martelez le temps ! (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) (OH-OH OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) (OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) (OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) ne peut pas toucher ceci (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) ne peut pas toucher ceci (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) ne peut pas toucher cette coupure (OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) il vers le bas ! (L'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) (OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) Arrêtez ! Martelez le temps ! Chaque fois que vous me voyez, ce marteau juste ainsi exagération je suis dopant sur le plancher et je suis magique sur le mic maintenant pourquoi je cessent jamais de faire ceci avec d'autres makin 'enregistre qui juste ne me frappent pas a voyagé autour du monde de Londres au compartiment que c'est marteau vont marteau de Yo de marteau de MC de marteau et le repos peut disparaître et jouer Ne peut pas toucher ceci (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) ne peut pas toucher ceci (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) ne peut pas toucher ceci (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) ouais, ne peut pas toucher ceci que je vous ai dit que, ne peut pas toucher cette (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH) trop exagération ne peut pas toucher ceci m'obtient l'outta ici, vous ne peut pas toucher ceci (l'OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Arrêtez ! Martelez le temps !
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:13, archived)
# French rap is fucking brill though.
It's so lyrical.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# it also has porn
as the music videos

strangely enough
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:55, archived)
# you're forgeting about Mike Vieux Champ

[flash version]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
# ah
but he's good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# togezzer zey could be ze super group..oui?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# this is just hilarious
lòl
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 22:54, archived)