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# Please add something funny.


I'd like that.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)
# you bitch
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# What?

I asked nicely, didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# what an ASS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Well, you know.
I work out and stuff. *pats firm arse*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Very impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# may i?
*kneads*
wow!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# You being doing them bum crunches again Wheely?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# yes
add an ass

an ass has immediate comedic value

forexample: (trotting out old shite)


The simple addition of "ASS" increasing the limited personal amusement is clearly demonstrated.

Out of jokes? Think ASS!™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Hmmm.
*nods sagely*

I think I understand now. My ass.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# really? can you explain it to me because I haven't got a fucking clue what's going on
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Oh it's quite simple.


Excessive use of vowels causes a gritty, greasy residue on the back of your teeth. Dentists recommend you have this residue removed every fourth hour by dentists at a dentist's. Only dentists can do this procedure. Dentists know that if this dental procedure isn't carried out (by dentists) then the build-up can lead to lisping and overt Northamptonism.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# crikey, last thing I want is to think I'm in northampton
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha!!
thats the best man speech i'll have to write sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Funny?
It's a monkey in a hat!
(Keithcrash The Magniloquent Pulchritudinous Thaumaturge, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)